Jaredcohenia
20-04-2006, 02:22
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"Hello and good morning, Jaredcohenians. This is William Remus, reporting for Jaredcohenia News Network from the new colony of Iania, a tropical island in the Arterus Archipelago. Captain of the JN Onaraf Peter Nicolan found this uncharted island at around 4:30 a.m. this morning and claimed it for Jaredcohenia. Later, we found out that it is part of a newly found group of islands in the land of Arterus."
"When asked about his discovery, Nicolan stated"
"I was only on pirate patrol, after learning about the hijacked barge The Angel. I found this island as I went off course, and I liked the way it looked. My crew and I landed at 5:00 a.m. and walked around the island, no one was there, no sign of any civilization. We decided to honor our Dictator with this gift."
"Dictator Cohenius was not available to speak, he was flying over the Eastian Ocean after a trip to The Aeson discussing politics with it's newly crowned empress, Chandra. We will bring you the Dictator's remarks after he gets back, he is scheduled to arrive at 11:00 a.m. at Cohenianople Air Base. For Jaredcohenia News Network, this is William Remus reporting from Iania."
"Hello and good morning, Jaredcohenians. This is William Remus, reporting for Jaredcohenia News Network from the new colony of Iania, a tropical island in the Arterus Archipelago. Captain of the JN Onaraf Peter Nicolan found this uncharted island at around 4:30 a.m. this morning and claimed it for Jaredcohenia. Later, we found out that it is part of a newly found group of islands in the land of Arterus."
"When asked about his discovery, Nicolan stated"
"I was only on pirate patrol, after learning about the hijacked barge The Angel. I found this island as I went off course, and I liked the way it looked. My crew and I landed at 5:00 a.m. and walked around the island, no one was there, no sign of any civilization. We decided to honor our Dictator with this gift."
"Dictator Cohenius was not available to speak, he was flying over the Eastian Ocean after a trip to The Aeson discussing politics with it's newly crowned empress, Chandra. We will bring you the Dictator's remarks after he gets back, he is scheduled to arrive at 11:00 a.m. at Cohenianople Air Base. For Jaredcohenia News Network, this is William Remus reporting from Iania."