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Here's something that hasn't been don yet. Well maybe, I could be wrong. But anyhow I want to learn a little about the Movies of the world.

Some things you could post are:

Popular Movies of your country

Controversial Movies

Box Office

Special Groups and Guilds (ex. Directors Guild, AMPAS Writers Guild)

Awards

Ratings (Certification), law or optional? If so what are they?

House Hold Names

The Critics

And anything else you want, heck you can even tell me all movies are banned in your country.

Some popular movies in West Corinthia and their results:

-"Operation Unification" -Documentary about the West Corinthian invasion of East Corinthia. Rated R for graphic war violence, language, and some brutality.

-"The Democrat and the Dictator" -Controversial film which showed how the Czar really came to power. Was directed by several anti-government dissenters who disappeared shortly after the movie was released. Rated banned from viewing.

-"One Man Army" -Action movie about a man who wakes up alone in the desert surrounded by terrorists and with nothing but a gun and copious amounts of ammo. Rated R for violence and epic battle sequences.

No guilds or awards have been created yet for the fledgling Corinthian movie industry.

Ratings are mandatory but have little effect on who can see the movie. An infant could see a rated R movie if they had money for a ticket. The only rating that has any significance is the "banned" rating, in which case no one is allowed to see it.

Block Busters and the Movies the Stir

Recentally some heavy movies have stirrd attention either in a good way, or in a concerned way.

The now becoming infamous documentry War Mongrels alleging how the government is becoming very war hungry, and getting involved in too many wars. The tag line is a mockery of the National Motto Unity Justice, Freedom and War War WAR!!! Recived an R rating but only on appeal.

One of the most classic movies of all time is one that is always redone time and time again.

Yasashii Himura also known as Y.H. was a smash hit and held it's water at the Box Office grossing nearly $60 Million Dollars, and wining 20 diffrent awards. The film follows the life of the nation's founder from start to finish.
It was first made in 1970 remade in 1980, remade again only with from diffrent aspects in 1990, and and two plots are underway to restore and master the 1970 version, and to remake it exactly from the same screenplay.


A well known studio is Teen Films Ltd. Which makes films staring, and aimed at teens. Fantasy, Drama, Romance, Adventure, everygenre has come out. But they have come under fire for often producing a fair share of heavily erotic films, or sometimes even dangerous.
Sea Voyage is perhaps their most talked about yet. It features two teens (Boy Freind/Girl Friend) on a sailing trip together. It was a wild romantic journey through harsh storms, featuring nudity and innuendo. Not to mention the heavy peril involved. (Recived an MA-15 rating)



Guilds

The dominate group is the Arts Academy which overseas everything from Video Games, to Motion Pictures.

Others inculde:

The Directors Guild

The Writers Guild

Actors Guild

Kanami Society of Cinematography (K.S.C.)

Kanami Cinema Editors (K.C.E.)

Casting Society of Kanami (C.S.K)


Generally entertainment goes uncensord. Usually because most get a Certification from the Kanami Board of Entertainment Classification and Ratings. (KBECR) Certification is optional though, and a good deal of indepent films go with out an offical rating.

Ratings: (Movies)

GA-General Audiences All Ages Admitted

PG-Parental Guidence

MA-13 Mature Audiences over 13 Strongly Recommended

MA-15 Restricted to Audiences Under 15 Must Be Accompanied by Adut Guradian or Parent

R-Restricted Under 17

NC-17 No One 17 and Under Admitted

X-19 Pornographic. No one 19 and Under Admitted

Can only be shown in restricted Theaters, sold in certain shops, and on certain websites

Video Games:

EC-Early Child Hood

G7+ For Gamers 7 and Older

TG-Teen Gamers 13+

MG-Mature Gamers 17+

A18-Adult Gamers 18 and Above

So far very few movies have actually been banned from the country.

I'm So High (1977) which was a movie about drugs was banned because of it's heavy pro drug use. It was finally released in 1980 with an NC-17 Rating and it was cut.

Christ (2000) A movie featuring the life of Jesus Christ almost was banned. However as Kanami is not an extreemly secular nation it still made it to theaters. It was however given an R rating for the graphic crusifixtion sceen.

Come Come Paradise (1990) was orginally banned due to it's very violent nature. However the movie becuase it was a war movie it was understood why it was so violent. (NC-17)

To the Arts Academy of Kanami -
Seeing as how you recently asked about the state of the film industry in The Beltway, I put together the following information for your purposes:
The film industry of The Beltway can best be described as miniscule.' It consists mostly of independent documentary filmmakers, although a few notable actors and directors attempted, in the early days of The Beltway, to establish a small-scale version of Hollywood; GeorgeWood still exists, but struggles to maintain market share, especially given the astounding rebirth of television.

Prominent films of late include "Inside MS-13," a documentary on the infamous El Salvadorean gang; "The Racers," a documentary looking at horse racing jockeys; "Corruption," a political thriller by director George Clooney; and "Innocents Abroad," a modern take on the Mark Twain book.

Ratings, although not mandated by law, are set by the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America). These ratings range from G (general admission) to NC-17 (no person under 17 admitted).

Major movie critics in The Beltway include old Washington Post hand Stephen Hunter, new Baltimore Sun critics Q'orina Wynne and Andrew Vane, and prominent blogger Mike Yun.Sincerely,
Kweisi Mfume, Tourism Minister of The Beltway

See my factbook, here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=464599), for more info on my nation.

Thetania has made several movies including Constantine (based on Constantine XI, last Emperor of Byzantium), the Holy Terror (based on the Spanish Inquisition), Hubbard (based on the life of L. Ron Hubbard), 1054 (based on Christianity's Great Schism), The Cross and the Crescent (based on the Crusades), The Priest Who Became Dictator (based on Joseph Stalin), A Look Into Greek Orthodoxy (a documentary on Greek Orthodoxy), A Look into Calvinism (a documentary on Calvinism), Paul the Apostle (based on St. Paul the Apostle), Science and Health (a documentary on Christian Science), The Witnesses (a documentary on Jehovah's Witnessess), The Flaming Cross (based on Constantine the Great), Film adaptations of the Four Gospels, The Promised Land (based on the History of Israel), Stalin and Hitler (a film that covers the lives of Hitler and Stalin)

OOC- More films and that later.

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Popular movies in the U.S
-Titanic
-Crash
-The Sand Lot
-Sixth Scence
-Scary Movie 4:cool:
-Exersist
-Toy Story
-Spongebob Square Pants
-Fidning Nemo

Some Risky Movies
- Brokeback Mountain.(About 2 gay Cowboys:mad: )
- Some new 9/movie

Here are some of the films:

Buddhist Warrior 1 and 2: About a buddhist super soldier who sneaks into Red Tide 2 and overthrows the government ending the genocide against the buddhists. Graphic gratuitous violence (R)

Superagent 151: A movie about how the Commonalitarianism destroyed the terrorist Red Sons of Tilea. (R) Graphic violence

Conquering Space: A movie about building the giant junk space station so people can colonize the stars (GA) Documentary.

Recovering Treasure In Scandinvan: Documentary about recovering massive treasure in Scandinvan by the International Undersea Salvage Cooperative (GA) Documentary. Shown both in the Commonalitarianism and Scandinvan. 6 hours of footage and 6 shows each 1 hour long.

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Controversial Movies/Popular Movies of my country
The Retarded President(part one of unknown wait for bush to do more stupid stuff.)

This movie is about an entirely fiction president in a fictional nation where the people elected a leader that was mentaly retarded. Soon after that nation was attacked by terreriosts and destroyed two large buildings and damaged the center of their millitary, the pentagon. he then sent troops into the nation harboring the terrorists and won. After this he sent in troops to a county that was reported to have WMDs and overthrew the tyrant that was in control if the county. then an inssurency started and then it ends leaving the country on the verge of a civil war.

Popular Movies of your country: Anubis V Necros

Controversial Movies: Why Lord Necromancer Sucks

House Hold Names: Ajukraa, Alaa, Virtall, Libraa, Carr

The Critics: Conn, Yew, Too, Aeaea, Worr, Off, Noo

Certification: Is mandatory

AAA: Acceptable for All Audiences

OC: Older Children ages 7 and up

OC-13 for Children Over the Age of 13, a Parent may take their younger kids in

R: Restricted Under 18 Requires Accompanyment from Parent of Adult Guadian

AO: Adults Only, No one 17 and Under Admitted

Popular Movies: Aqua River-A love story of several people from diffrent countires (OC-13: Sexual Content, Strong Thematic Content)

I Know Why the River Cries

A heart tugging drama about based on true events of a massive flood that struck AQA years ago. (OC-13: Peril, some sexual content/nudity, disater related violence, and situations)

Sapphire A long but popular movie about an ocean liner as it struggles through the rough seas (R: Intense Peril, Sexuality, Nudity, Language, some violence

Risque Movies:

Thunder Well recived but criticized because of it's heavy teen content. Several teens must survive on their own on a small island, after their parents leave to gather food. An approaching Hurricane threatens
(R: Strong Sexual Content)

Flood
A massive disaster movie about what might happen in Aqua Anu some day
(R: Intense Disaster Peril)

Nightmare Island

A Grizzly horror flick (AO: Stong Grizzly horror violence)

tell you people what, I'll make this a wiki article, if you people post

I'll post up some later.

Aaaah when Gobbos get thier hands on cameras, art-house to the #@!&*~ degree

Popular Movies of your country

"Biggunz!"
Epic Fantasy, writing by a Humie but Directed and Cast by Gobbos, the story follows an evil king who enslaves the Gobbos but the average Gobbo manages to convince his allies otherwise and a rebellion is launched.
Dir: Grotz
1998, Grobbo Films

"Gobbo Blood!"
Senseless thriller, blood filled gruesome psycho killer Girtzky goes across the country with his 16" Choppa hacking Grobbles and humies on his way, on its release the number of violent crimes against Grobbles soared.
Dir: Grotz
2001, Grobbo Films

"Gobbo Blood 3!"
Another senseless thriller, this time Girtzky awaits death by hanging in a foreign country, he manages to escape and goes about hacking all the prison members, unique because this film has a plot.
Dir: Grotz
2003, Grobbo Films

"Gobbo Blood 4!"
Girtzky finds himself caught up in a civil war, he manages to fight off the opposing sides until the enemies join together to hunt him down, he manages to total the lot of them bar one, this film managed to impress both the Gobbos and gain international recognition, rumor has it that the film was shot in an actual civil war.
Dir: Grotz
2005, Grobbo Films

Controversial Movies

"Gobbo Blood 2!"
Featuring less gore in order to comply with international laws on the treatment of animals, this sloppy sequel caused a wave of anti-amimal protests and a rise in the number of Grobble related catastrophes.
Dir: Peter Joeson
2003, Grobbo Films

"Invasion!"
Comedy is one of the very few mediums that Gobbos fail to understand, for these reasons the Gobbo population found this film so appaling they asked for its banning from cinemas in order to showe reruns of the cult hit "Gobbo Blood!"
Dir: Peter Joeson
2002, Grobbo Films

Special Groups and Guilds

None, all arts are independant.

Awards

"Gobbo Blood Award!"
Given to the bloodiest film of the year, this year it was won by "Gobbo Blood 4!"

"Blood Trikz Award!"
Given for great special effects, "Gorefezt!" won it this year via its use of Human blood and reall life Grobble stunts.

Ratings (Certification), law or optional? If so what are they?

No Ratings, most Gobbo films are Gorefests anyway.

House Hold Names

The Gobbo Blood Saga! is owned by pretty much anyone with a Video player or DVD player, with the exception of Gobbo Blood 2!

The Director Grotz has made his own name widely recognised with his wonderful Gobbo Blood Saga, however there are no great actors as they tend to die in film.

The Critics

"it is far more simple to impress a Gobbo than it is to shoot a fish inside a barrel!"
Peter Joeson

There are no critics simply because Gobbo's love violence and any violent film is bound to have great box office returns.

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Famous Aequatian Movies


The Day the Sky Cried - A war drama about the Federban War following two individuals, a woman living within Magna Casa and an Army Infantry Officer deployed to Federban during the conflict. The film depicts, graphically, the chemical attacks on the Aequatian major cities during the peace talks and a famous incident where an Army unit prevented the destruction of a city within Federban by Marine units. One of the more patriotic war films, it has some of the best production values, especially in practical and computer-generated effects, as well as great acting on the part of Harold Black, who plays President Bomfy, in a scene where he debates retaliating against the nation of Federban using SS-18 Satan missiles armed with thermonuclear warheads in the nation's first deployment of nuclear weapons.


OOC: More coming...

Popular Movies of your country:

The Corpse Mist (1992): A horror flick based around a group of people who were messing around in a misty graveyard one night when all of a sudden they came upon these corpse' that would become zombies and hunt them down one by one. It grossed $211.4M the first weekend.

The Boneless Twins -- The True Story(2051): This is a documentary that showcases a set of twins that were born without much of their bone structure. The movie was made to bring truth to the massive rumors that floated around. The movie grossed $271.8M the first weekend.

Controversial Movies

Passion of the Christ: This movie was quite unpopular in Maraque. It grossed $7.9M the first weekend, and took in a total of $8.3M during its run.

Fahrenheit 9/11: This movie was a hit with movie goers taking in an astonishing $422.9M and pulling in $697.8M at the end of its run.

Special Groups and Guilds

Maraquean Motion Pictures Academy
Darkaanian Actors Guild
Maraque Writers Academy

Awards

The Annual Motion Pictures Academy Awards

Darkaanian Actors Guild Awards

Ratings (Certification)

Everyone: This movie is viewable by every audience.

Parental Guidance: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 12 unless a parent is present.

Parental Guidance 13: This movie is viewable by all except those under 13 unless a parent is present.

Mature: This movie is viewable by all except those under 15 unless a parent is present.

Mature+: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 15 unless a parent is present.

Adult: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 18 unless a parent is present.

Adult+: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 21 unless a parent is present.

House Hold Names

Xavier Overstreet
Ricardo Spring
Stacy Thomlinson
Neil Parrish
Ariel Joyce
Tobias Lowstetter
Lauren Holdsworth

The Critics

Kendrick Cowher - One of the most (dis)respected critics in the business. Has never been known to like any movie he's watched, although he writes some hilarious articles.

Popular Movies of your country (english translation in brackets)

Ly'he (the Ly): a Movie about the life of SyLy from hist youth league times until the final of world cup 12.

My (She): Simu falls in love with Lyku, however he is a very shy and not particularly attractive person. She (Lyku) modelled for a local corporation.

Sijehi (tomorrow): Kansu Ikira becomes a stock broker, has a brilliant beginning but then gets into shady deals. Thriller

Controversial Movies

Banana Republic: A comedy about the rejistanian political system and the media. Basically politicians are described as inept demagoges. The scene with the wild pig is cut out in the version which comes in free TV before midnight.

Special Groups and Guilds (ex. Directors Guild, AMPAS Writers Guild)

Depend on nanti and language group. We can say that there are many with similar interests. The superorganization is the Association for Rejistani film

Awards

The Golden Hedgehog: It exists for best film, best sports film, best short film, best female actor, best male actor, best music, best special effects and best synchronization

Ratings (Certification), law or optional? If so what are they?

The ratings are guidelines. If you want to watch a side'tes 18 film as 16 year old, you can. However cinemas might enforce the guidelines to avoid lawsuits.

side'tes 6: For 6 year olds and older persons.

side'tes 12: For 12 year olds and older persons. Most 'adult movies are this rating since rejistanis consider violence more dangerous than sex.

side'tes 18: For 18 year olds and older persons. Violence normally justifies at least this rating.

side'tes 21: For 21 year olds and older persons. This means the film is considered unacceptable for a general audience. Foreign horror movies often fall into this category.

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Certification: (mandated by law)

U-Youth. All Ages Admiteed

K+ Older Children, Content May Not Be Suitable for Younger Children

T For Children 13 and Older, Contents May be Unstiable for Thoughs Under 13

R Restricted Contents Unsitable For thoes Under 18, Accompanyment Required

R18 Adults Only, Unstibable For Any One 17 and Under

X18 Pornogrpahic, Contains Stong Sexual Content, Unsutable for anyone under 21

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Popular Movies of Edoniakistanbabweagua

Ao'n: The story of a young child that has the ability to speak to an ancient dog spirit named Ao'n. The two form a strong bond throughout his childhood, but as mysterious wolflike attacks plague the town of Tierra, their friendship is put to the test.

Rating: NB-13

City of Steel: Taking place in the violent streets of San Acero, this is the story of Eduardo, a member of the Puerto Rican gang, Las Arañas Negras. The gang controls the entire urban underground, police, and even the governor, but wars with countless gangs from Triads and Russians to Cubans and Aryan Supremesists. Eduardo has broken the rules of the gang and saw the leader of Las Arañas. He is now a marked man, being hunted by Arañas and SWAT before he can turn in the legendary leader of the most powerful gang in San Acero, Edoniakistanbabweagua. Based on a true story.

Rating: 21+ for Drugs, Violence, Racism, Sex, Foul Language, and Illegal Themes.


Controversial Movies

City of Steel: City of Steel takes place in the gang plagued city of San Acero. Many people were most offended by the various racial remarks made by the characters in the movie and the portrayal of some of the races as being "stereotypical gangsters". The most controversial scene in the entire was without a doubt the scene in which the white supremisists, known in the movie as the Hand of the Aryan God, lock up several hispanics inside a slumbuilding and set it on fire, leaving behind a flaming Nazi swastika in the ground. Many theaters threatened to ban it, but after record sales in one weekend the theaters began defending the movie from critics.

OOC More to come later.

Popular Movies of Edoniakistanbabweagua

Ao'n: The story of a young child that has the ability to speak to an ancient dog spirit named Ao'n. The two form a strong bond throughout his childhood, but as mysterious wolflike attacks plague the town of Tierra, their friendship is put to the test.

Rating: NB-13

City of Steel: Taking place in the violent streets of San Acero, this is the story of Eduardo, a member of the Puerto Rican gang, Las Arañas Negras. The gang controls the entire urban underground, police, and even the governor, but wars with countless gangs from Triads and Russians to Cubans and Aryan Supremesists. Eduardo has broken the rules of the gang and saw the leader of Las Arañas. He is now a marked man, being hunted by Arañas and SWAT before he can turn in the legendary leader of the most powerful gang in San Acero, Edoniakistanbabweagua. Based on a true story.

Rating: 21+ for Drugs, Violence, Racism, Sex, Foul Language, and Illegal Themes.


Controversial Movies

City of Steel: City of Steel takes place in the gang plagued city of San Acero. Many people were most offended by the various racial remarks made by the characters in the movie and the portrayal of some of the races as being "stereotypical gangsters". The most controversial scene in the entire was without a doubt the scene in which the white supremisists, known in the movie as the Hand of the Aryan God, lock up several hispanics inside a slumbuilding and set it on fire, leaving behind a flaming Nazi swastika in the ground. Many theaters threatened to ban it, but after record sales in one weekend the theaters began defending the movie from critics.

OOC More to come later.

Popular Movies of Edoniakistanbabweagua

Ao'n: The story of a young child that has the ability to speak to an ancient dog spirit named Ao'n. The two form a strong bond throughout his childhood, but as mysterious wolflike attacks plague the town of Tierra, their friendship is put to the test.

Rating: NB-13

City of Steel: Taking place in the violent streets of San Acero, this is the story of Eduardo, a member of the Puerto Rican gang, Las Arañas Negras. The gang controls the entire urban underground, police, and even the governor, but wars with countless gangs from Triads and Russians to Cubans and Aryan Supremesists. Eduardo has broken the rules of the gang and saw the leader of Las Arañas. He is now a marked man, being hunted by Arañas and SWAT before he can turn in the legendary leader of the most powerful gang in San Acero, Edoniakistanbabweagua. Based on a true story.

Rating: 21+ for Drugs, Violence, Racism, Sex, Foul Language, and Illegal Themes.


Controversial Movies

City of Steel: City of Steel takes place in the gang plagued city of San Acero. Many people were most offended by the various racial remarks made by the characters in the movie and the portrayal of some of the races as being "stereotypical gangsters". The most controversial scene in the entire was without a doubt the scene in which the white supremisists, known in the movie as the Hand of the Aryan God, lock up several hispanics inside a slumbuilding and set it on fire, leaving behind a flaming Nazi swastika in the ground. Many theaters threatened to ban it, but after record sales in one weekend the theaters began defending the movie from critics.

OOC More to come later.

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M.S. has recently started up our Motion Pictures Industry and is slowly breaking into it. Although we have had photography for some time.

Certification:

Certification is only madated for international films. Domestic Films it's optional. Ratings are set by the VRC (Video Rating Council)

GA-General Audiences: Appropriate for all audiences. No blood or graphic violence. No profanity, no mature sexual themes and no usage of drugs or alcohol.

MA-13 — Mature Audiences: Parental Discretion Advised. The film is suitable for audiences thirteen years of age or older. Could have some blood in it and more intense violence. Also may contain nudity (Sexual or sesual) harsh language, or otherwise very strong mature themes.

MA-17 — Mature Audiences: Not appropriate for minors. Thef ilm is suitable for audiences seventeen years of age or older. Film could have lots of blood, graphic violence, mature sexual themes, profanity, drug or alcohol usage. Theme may be too intense for younger audiences

AO-18-Adults Only: Film contains strong sexual themes and/or sexual related violence (i.e. graphic rape sceens)

Popular Films

So far the most popular films have been foreing films.

Fantasy Quest (Emerald Springs) was a block buster grossing over a billon dollars. (GA)

The domestic film Kyoko was also a great sucess. The film follows a young girl named Kyoko as she goes through life, and perils. (MA-13)

A short film called Rise To Power Chronicles Chancellor Kotobuki's short time in office, and how he led M.S. into serious trouble. (MA-13)

Another Tales of the Sea was a commerical disaster but a critical succes. It follows a group of teens trying to survive a long and horendus journey accorss the fictional ocean called Zyx. (MA-17)

Adult Films arre only shown in theators and are not for sale on home enterntainment. All films under this are automatically given AO-18, or sometimes Z in some parts of the country.

Gisela (H-Town Tejas) which just opened, was a block buster hit, and one to be rembered forever. The life of a 15-year old Latina named Gisela Perez during the Tejano Civil War. In an unlucky town that is constantly the scene of fighting between the democratic socialist Tejano Proletariat Army and the fascist government's Social Republic Army, Gisela must take care of her four younger siblings and herself, all the while dealing with the intense guerilla warfare going on in her country, her mother's death, her father's disappearance, the abuse she must endure from the SRA, and her friends' involvement with the TPA. Based off the accounts of Modesta Jacinta Cruz, a girl who lived in the "unoccupiable city" of San Angelo during the Tejano Civil War. The film has been topping the charts for a long time, and is sure to be on the list as one of the best films ever made (MA-17)



For example a film called Get Down Tonight while rated AO-18 in northern M.S. would be rated Z in more rural places, to avoid illiteracy confusion.

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Almost all movies which are permitted viewing within Umeltia are produced by the Ministry of Cinematographic Education and Entertainment (MCEE), a branch of the ministry of propaganda. A very limited selection of foriegn made movies are permitted to be shown within the nation, principally inoffensive and politically neutral films. The films produced by the MCEE contain, in almost all cases, an overt or covert message in support of the Ecomentalist government.

Popular Movies of your country
As you sow, so shall you reap: A film about a young girl whose fiance is killed by a toxic leak at the chemical plant where he works. In revenge, she becomes an eco - terrorist and assasinates the owners of the plant (with the underlying implicatrion that ecoterrorism is a good thing).

Controversial Movies

Naive Utopia A film about a group within a fictional society who preach absolute peace and tolerance, who are eventually destroyed by those not as tolerant as themselves. Seen by someas an attack on the eco - anarchists, a radical faction within the ruling Ecomentalist party.

Special Groups and Guilds (ex. Directors Guild, AMPAS Writers Guild)
None

Awards
None

Ratings (Certification), law or optional? If so what are they?

There is no system of ratings, save for the absolute banning of films deemed subversive, to ensure maximum exposure to government doctrines though the films.

GTI enjoys a great deal of films in the country


Some of the most popular films in the country Gisela opens up at #1 in the Box Office, and is considered the best movie ever made in GTI. (Rated M/18) (H-Town)

A.L.L.E.N.A. a film about a cyborg girl seeking to become real. As easy as it sounds it's really not. She must try to go against her programing, her programing to kill (Rated M/16) (GTI)

is another foreign film Irvine&Me (Kanami) a documenty about how Genetic Projects are negatively affecting farmers

is again a local film about a bunch of kids pulling off the ultimate prank The Hoax as it is known is a funny and fast comedy (M/12)

is Midnight Cowgirl a ranch raised girl who will stop at nothing to keep her ranch in her family. (M/12)

Currently a film deal is in the work about a current citizen who is making a long and dangerous trek around the world by boat.

Another film is a horror film known as "Axe" It's about a insane farmer that steals children and kills them with axes, and 5 teenagers along with 5 young children must escape his 100 acers or else. (M/18)

There is a great show that features pirates in the sky. "Sky Pirates" as it is known, is a band of young pirates trolling the skies and the people that are trying to stop them. (M/6)

Controversial Movies:

"Lighthouse" was a sucess but very controversial in it's nature. It involves a young teenage mother and father that move into an old lighthouse and take it over. The reason it was so controversial because it seemed to be pro-teenage parenthood, and almost made it look to easy and triumphent,

The Studio known at A.F. (Atheistic Films) has produced a number of controversial films that have all been anti-religion

"His Holiness" A parody of the Pope and the Catholic Church.

"Mormonica" Another comedy film only making fun the Mormon church

"Luthy" Another anti religious comedy about Lutherns.

All of these have been hashed by the religious populations.

Certification is Mandated on all films:


M/4 For persons of age 4 and above. Content with this rating should be of short duration and easy to understand and it should not provoke fear and/or collide with the sense of fantasy of this age.

M/6 For persons of age 6 and above.

M/12 For persons of age 12 and above. This rating is for content that due to its length and complexity, can provoke in younger viewers fatigue and psychiatric trauma. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult.

M/16 For persons of age 16 and above. This rating is for content that explores, in excessive terms, aspects of sexuality, physical and psychic violence. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult.

M/18 For persons of age 18 and above. This rating is for content of pornographic nature and/or that explores pathological forms of physical and psychic violence. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult, although if they are too young, the person responsible for admission into movie theaters can deny entrance.

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Well, consider this some kind of "TAG" or Reserve.

Ratings and Restictions

A: All Adiunces
NR: Not Rated
A-5: Adiunces 5 years and older
A-13: Adiunces Thirteen and Older, younger must be accompianed by
someone 13 or older
NR-Mature: Not Rated but if rated would have an A-13 rating
R: Restricted, must me 18
X: Pornographic must be 22 or older
NR-Mature-R: Not Rated but if rated would have an R rating


All movies before the presentation must show a list of the content giving it it's rating. It will show a list a letters standing for what it's content is.

N: Nudity, only allowed in R and higher movies
MV: Mild Violence only allowed in A-5 and higher movies
V: Violence only allowed in A-13 and higher movies
GV: Graphic Violence only allowed R and higher movies
ML: Mild Language allowed in A-5 and higher
L: Language allowed in A-13 and higher
GL: Graphic Language allowed in R and higher only
AS: Adult Situation only allowed in A-13 and higher
SC: Sexual Content allowed only in R and higher
DU: Drug Use allowed only in R and higher

Recent Movies

Every day a new movie comes out, and go away a few days later. Unless it becomes a greatest hit, it's in and out of the theaters in 2 monthes. That is what we call a recent movie. Recently these movies have come out:

"Nuksz" (Rated: R; GV, L, AS; Documentary)
It is a documentary directed by, Paul Sooman, on the horrible lifes of neighboring country Nuksz. It has it's R rating because of the assinations of the criminals of the country by torture. It also depicts when the President and 5 other citizens were attacked by the national animal. It got a two out of 6 star rating.

"Flesh" (Rated: R; GV, GL, AS, N; Horror)
Written and directed by George Killings, Flesh scares the crap out of people, as well as making them sick, while canibal Han Jacens, played as actor Michael Leyye, eats after murdering all of his ex-college mates. It got a half a star rating because the critics were only able to watch thirteen minutes of it before vomitting.

"Supermarket World" (Rated: A-13: L, AS, MV; Comedy)
Two ex super workers at a privatley owned supermarket lose thier jobs when a major cross crountry supermarket business buys the store. These two messed up idiots won't give up with out a fight, as they blow up the store cause more trouble then earlier. It got a 4 and a half star rating.

"Two for 10,000,000" (Rated: A-13: L, V, AS; Action)
Director Bob Harris brings to life a action thriller, were ex mafia hit man saves a little girl then has to protect her from rival families. And to drive the hitmen farther the are both worth 5 million dollars. It has a crule twist at the end and it's a movie you will love. It got a 5 and a half star rating.


Greatest Hits

Movies come out almost every day in Greston. There are the good, and the bad. And there are original and remakes. You will have your share of Horrors, comedies, dramas, romances, and actions. But there is always a select few that prevail and stand out. And those movies we remember for ever. Those movies are our Greatest Hits. To become a greatest hit you must have gotten 6 star rating.

"Alfred Hitchcocks, The Birds" (Rated: A-13; V, AS; Horror)
Every one should know this movie

"Inside Belfales's Bunker" (Rated: R; GV, GL, AS; Drama)
Written and directed by famous director John H Hillslent, this movie depicts the final ten days inside the bunker that Belfales hid in until the Cease Fire That Never Ended came to be, during the war of Nazi Uprising.

"Going Golfing" (Rated: A-13; L, AS; Comedy)
Directed by Michael Guty, this movie is much like Caddy Shack, The Three Stooges, and Happy Gilmore mixed, as a crazy group of friends, a hockey player, a store clerk, and a pro golf player go on a golfing trip.

"The Godfather"
I will kill you if you don't know this movie.

"Space Balls" (Rated: A-13; ML, L, AS; Comedy)
If you don't know this movie, you have never been outside before.

"On the Sands of Shalrirorchia" (Rated: R; GV, GL, AS; War)
Written and directed by Robert Uleti, this movie depicts the time the Grestonian army aided Shalrirorchia in fending off SSU, and Tynish Dynasty soldiers.

"The Rise and Fall of The Nazi Uprising" (Rated: R; GV, L, AS; War)
Written and directed by Robert Uleti, is the hole story on the long and painful war against the nazi rebels as they gained allies, and got stronger and nearly won over Greston. It is a 4 hour movie but is worth seeing.

"Hegemony" (Rated: R; GV, GL, AS; War- Drama)
Written and directed by Robert Uleti, it shows all the conflicts and trouble, and nearlly all of the wars all hegemony members nearly got into. It also shows the night of the ball.

"The Nation Turned to Ice" (Rated: R; GV, GL, AS; War)
Written and directed by Robert Uleti, is the first movie he directed that didn't fully involve Greston. It shows the war on the warmongering Order of America, as it went from threatening with nukes, to becoming an icewrink from being nuked so many times.

Those are only a few of at least a hundred of our greatest hits. Some of them are from other countries, because of our mixed cultures.

Famous Directors and Writers

Alfred Hitchcock: It the Greatest horror film maker to ever live. he has created some of the best horror films of all time, such as The Birds, Pyhco, and much much more.

John H. Hillslent: Was Uleti's partner for a while before taking on j=his own business, making comedies, dramas, and war movies.

Robert Uleti: Has written and directed more Greatest Hits in Greston then anyone else, as he takes history and puts it on film.

Mel Brooks: Is the greatest comedian, writter, director, and actor to ever live, and if you think he is bad, I will come over to your house, ring you neck, then grind it up in a meat grinder and keep it in my freezer.


Awards
With great movies and directors, there has to be an an award. There are given out each year in Greston. There is the:

Greatest Greatest Hit: An award given to who ever made the best greatest hit movie of all time.

Best Director: Is an award given to the best director of that year. Usauly it goes home with the Greatest Greatest Hit, or the Golden Movie award.

Golden Movie Award: Is the best movie of that year.

Silver Movie Award: Is the second place for the Golden Movie Award.

Bronze Movie Award: Is the third place award for the Golden Movie Award.

OOC: Oh, nice, I should post mine.

Well, consider this some kind of "TAG" or Reserve.

Just rember you can always go right to the Wikipage if you desire

Popular Movies of your country:
History of the Glorious Fatherland Volumes: I-VI
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Length: 36 hours total
An anime style history of the Glorious Nicksyllvanian Empire from 0N (759BC) to the end of the New Nicksyllvanian Empire 2638N (1879AD). Historical events slightly dramaticised, like communist zombies representing the Jacobian barbarian invaders. Contains at least 4 hours of sexual scenes.

Modern History of our Ever Glorious Fatherland Volume: I-IV
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Length: 24 hours
An anime style history of the Glorious Nicksyllvanian Empire from where the previous movie left off. Starts in 2639N (1880AD) and continued into the creation of the New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire and ends at 2739N (1980AD). Historical facts heavily dramaticized like the previous installment.

Red Wave: Tidal Blood
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Length: 4 hours
Alternative historical story of the heroic defence of Nicksyllvanian shores against Communistic UFAN invaders. Millions of Communists fall dead to the few brave squads of men until the Nicksyllvanians run out of ammunition, they procede to charge with bayonets and slay millions more until they finally fall themselves, mere hours before the Nicksyllvanian counterattack which utterly destroys the Communists.

Frenzian Fury: Final Assault
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Length: 5 hours
The story of how Nicksyllvanian soldiers faced space aged weaponry from evil alien abominations and still came out as a victor despite both of its allies abondoning it in the Frenzian war. Shown through the eyes of Corporal Shiyozaki, filmed at the actual site of the battle.

Not one step back! Anthology of the Great War
Length: 6 hours
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Historical dramatization of the Great War, that lasted 21 years which finally assured Nicksyllvania as the dominant power of the Greater Zeppelin Continent.

Onward Comrades! The Victorious 69th
Length: 3 hours
V+ N+ S+ EP N+
Story of the 69th Corps in Zanski and their heroic defence of the government against the Communist oppressors.

Awards:
Emperors Choice award
Patriots Choice award

Ratings (Certification):
NV: The following motion picture has no or little violence, admittance only to those above the age 14.

V: The following motion picture has been approved violent enough for distribution.

V+: The following motion picture has been approved to be wildly violent with stunningly realistic or real blood and gore.

NN: The following motion picture contains less the 5 occasions of Nudity, admitance only to those above 25.

N: The following motion picture has been approved to contain full frontal nudity in at least 5 occasions.

N+: The following motion picture has been approved to contain full frontal nudity in at least 50 seperate occasions.

NS: The following motion picture contains no sexual sequences.

S: The following motion picture has been approved to contain at least 2 minute sexual sequences.

S+: The following motion picture has been approved to contain at least 15 minutes of sexual sequences.

UPS: The following motion picture is unpatriotic hogwash and should not be viewed by true citizens of Nicksyllvania for any reason rather then comedy.

L: The following motion picture contains inferior foreign languages with no dubbing.

L+: The following motion picture contains inferior foreign languages with no dubbing nor subtitles.

EP: Emperors Choice, all citizens are highly recommended to watch.

N: The following motion picture has been made in Nicksyllvania by Nicksyllvanians.

N+: The following motion picture has is extremely patriotic and heartwarming, and is made in Nicksyllvania by true and patriotic Nicksyllvanians.