Wilhelmsborough
15-04-2006, 19:18
As of today, the so-called "Church" of Scientology will no longer be granted tax-exemption status under Principality Law. This comes after our sovereign, Prince William, after watching several documentaries about the evils of Scientology (read: South Park), and speaking to several experts of the subject (read: Arnie Lerma) expressed outrage at the practices of the Scientology organization.
"It just makes me sick!" shouted Prince William. "These people think that they are above the law, and can intimidate people into silence! Well no more! I'm putting my foot down!"
Scientology may continue to practice its so-called faith, but it will no longer be considered a legitimate religion under Principality Law. In fact, rather than banning it outright, the Prince has decided to sponser several TV exposés on the evils of scientology which will be broadcasted on primetime television.
"It just makes me sick!" shouted Prince William. "These people think that they are above the law, and can intimidate people into silence! Well no more! I'm putting my foot down!"
Scientology may continue to practice its so-called faith, but it will no longer be considered a legitimate religion under Principality Law. In fact, rather than banning it outright, the Prince has decided to sponser several TV exposés on the evils of scientology which will be broadcasted on primetime television.