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I pesonally like how i have my Signiture laid out.

I pesonally like how i have my Signiture laid out.


I love your sig dude. I was trying to make mine look like that....

Zukariaa']*steals 1000th post*
You sonofabit h. You delete that post right now.

You sonofabit h. You delete that post right now.


Get him!

*Jumps at Zukariaa*

You sonofabit h. You delete that post right now.

But if he deletes his post, then i will be the 1000th post...lol

But if he deletes his post, then i will be the 1000th post...lol
Well, I was gonna bribe you and Wanderjar with cookies so that I could get the 1000th.

Well, I was gonna bribe you and Wanderjar with cookies so that I could get the 1000th.

Sorry, I make my own cookies.

(Joke from Universe II, speaking of which, there is a friggin' invasion fleet sitting infront of your planet, blasting it to bits.....you might want to get back to it man ;))

I love your sig dude. I was trying to make mine look like that....

I am constantly changing the layout of my sig though. Which is funny. First i had it all aligned to the left, then it was all aligned to the center, now the first three lines are center aligned and the lower four are left aligned. I'm wierd like that.

:D

I am constantly changing the layout of my sig though. Which is funny. First i had it all aligned to the left, then it was all aligned to the center, now the first three lines are center aligned and the lower four are left aligned. I'm wierd like that.

:D
lol

Sorry, I make my own cookies.

(Joke from Universe II, speaking of which, there is a friggin' invasion fleet sitting infront of your planet, blasting it to bits.....you might want to get back to it man ;))
Nah, I quit UII. In fact, I QUIT II PERIOD!!! FUCK YOU ALL, I HATE YOU, YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU!!!!!

Alright, I'm calm now.

I haven't been RPing 'cause I'm fed up with all the number wanking, and the fact that everytime I make a post in an RP, I just look at it and go "Damn, that is lame." My writing is never up to scratch...

Nah, I quit UII. In fact, I QUIT II PERIOD!!! FUCK YOU ALL, I HATE YOU, YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU!!!!!

Alright, I'm calm now.

I haven't been RPing 'cause I'm fed up with all the number wanking, and the fact that everytime I make a post in an RP, I just look at it and go "Damn, that is lame." My writing is never up to scratch...


Nah man, you do fine!

Think of it this way, if you quit II, then....that'll suck!

Nah man, you do fine!

Think of it this way, if you quit II, then....that'll suck!
Meh, you guys have been doin' fine without me. I don't think I've RPed anything for, like... a month.

Meh, you guys have been doin' fine without me. I don't think I've RPed anything for, like... a month.


So? You're LNI! We need your drunken ass over here because your

A) Irish
B) Drunken
C) Have forces in Chitzeland that I'd like to see do more than sit on their asses
D) Drunken

Meh, you guys have been doin' fine without me. I don't think I've RPed anything for, like... a month.

Awww, I'll send you a penguin if that makes you feel better.

A penguin with beer.

So? You're LNI! We need your drunken ass over here because your

A) Irish
B) Drunken
C) Have forces in Chitzeland that I'd like to see do more than sit on their asses
D) Drunken
A) Thank you.
B) Can't argue with that.
C) You RP 'em, I have no idea WTF is goin' on in Chitzeland...
D) ...Yep...

Awww, I'll send you a penguin if that makes you feel better.

A penguin with beer.


How come you don't ever send me Penguins?

Awww, I'll send you a penguin if that makes you feel better.

A penguin with beer.
Waddling always makes me happy. As does alchohol.

How come you don't ever send me Penguins?

I'll send you one too if you want me to.

I'll send you one too if you want me to.


*eyes grow wide*


Wow....my very own penguin....

On the Subject of Chieztland (of w/e the hell it's called), I'm prepared to put the following troops undersomeone's command, assuming a) they recognise my troops are not cannon fodder, and are equipt for primarily defensive warfare, and B) they RP them. I'll put a post in about handing over temp. command or whatever, but I want to be in on this war, but havn't got time to read a crap load of story.

Anyway, I'm offering, with applicable equipment/hardware/ammo:

(This is the non technical description. I've got all the actual names and links to where I brought them some place else)

*300 000 Men, 250 Logistics, 50 000 Combat (Broad Classifications)

*2 000 Up-armoured Civilian Cars

*5 000 HUMVEE type vehicles

*5 000 Air defence vehicles

*10 000 Stryker's

*5 000 IFV

*500 Heavy Artillery pieces

*1 000 HBT

*1 500 MBT

*500 Recon Helicopters

*5 000 Multipurpose Heli's

*4 000 Transport Heli's

*500 SHBT

===

So thats it.

I can use my own very large fleet of Transport Aircraft as ferry's to whoever wants them, however, I Will Not RP them going from Northford to the Battlefield.

If you want them, post here, and I'll TG you the in depth stuff.

On the Subject of Chieztland (of w/e the hell it's called), I'm prepared to put the following troops undersomeone's command, assuming a) they recognise my troops are not cannon fodder, and are equipt for primarily defensive warfare, and B) they RP them. I'll put a post in about handing over temp. command or whatever, but I want to be in on this war, but havn't got time to read a crap load of story.

Anyway, I'm offering, with applicable equipment/hardware/ammo:

(This is the non technical description. I've got all the actual names and links to where I brought them some place else)

*300 000 Men, 250 Logistics, 50 000 Combat (Broad Classifications)

*2 000 Up-armoured Civilian Cars

*5 000 HUMVEE type vehicles

*5 000 Air defence vehicles

*10 000 Stryker's

*5 000 IFV

*500 Heavy Artillery pieces

*1 000 HBT

*1 500 MBT

*500 Recon Helicopters

*5 000 Multipurpose Heli's

*4 000 Transport Heli's

*500 SHBT

===

So thats it.

I can use my own very large fleet of Transport Aircraft as ferry's to whoever wants them, however, I Will Not RP them going from Northford to the Battlefield.

If you want them, post here, and I'll TG you the in depth stuff.


Yes! We want them!

Cool.

I'll make a single post in the thread, and if you don't mind, I'll control one random general of your's who says something along the lines of "Thanks for giving me 300 000 more troops", before I RP sending them all to Wanderjar.

Is that ok?

Also, be awaiting a TG.

Cool.

I'll make a single post in the thread, and if you don't mind, I'll control one random general of your's who says something along the lines of "Thanks for giving me 300 000 more troops", before I RP sending them all to Wanderjar.

Is that ok?

Also, be awaiting a TG.

Oh yes, thats fine. My commander on the ground there is General Edmond.

Wanderjar, check your TG's.

A nation called Euphorictrance was just very rude to my Czar. I think we should invade. God wills it!

A nation called Euphorictrance was just very rude to my Czar. I think we should invade. God wills it!



LOL!


How big is his nation? If its not very big, I'll be more than happy to conquer it and divide it into colonies for you an I. Thats what allies do for each other *Smiles evilly*

God I hope you people are joking... >.<

God I hope you people are joking... >.<



I'm kidding. I'm only evil every now and then. And that thing in Beiraq is to get Blackhelm out.

Same size as me, but with $0 defense budget. We need to teach him to be respectful when you don't have an army!

Am I kidding? You tell me...

Actually I just want to make one of their islands a desolate wasteland not suitable for life of any kind.

Wanderjar, did you get my TG's?

Wanderjar, did you get my TG's?

Yup, I saw it. Thanks!

Same size as me, but with $0 defense budget. We need to teach him to be respectful when you don't have an army!

Am I kidding? You tell me...

Actually I just want to make one of their islands a desolate wasteland not suitable for life of any kind.


He's an Island nation? Hmm....another base of operations for my troops....

*Grins at the cringing Cravan*

.....

Although this treaty is meant to protect sovereignty, it's a double-edged sword, meaning I can't control what y'all do.

God damn.

I don't know if he is an island nation, but he was selling one of his island colonies. He didn't give it to me, and when I placed a 200% import tax against him, he was very rude in saying "I don't care about trading with you." Anyway, I plan on making him pay...er, I mean care.

Unless you've already agreed what is traded between your two countries, and trade is between private individuals, and is therefore negligble.

So unless he has resources you want, it would be very hard to make a good RP outta it

Yup, I saw it. Thanks!

Cool. If/when you post something inviting my support, I'll RP everything I said I would.

Then.....

....well....

..I guess...

... you can have some more fun.

:D

Well, that was all the action I was willing to take at the time. Now I'm thinking I need to test a few new vehicles I added to my army, as well as the range on my ballistic missiles.

Hey, Im thinking in buying several Stingray III Light Tanks, thing is, at the moment, my army is composed of ten Main Battle Tanks, three APC's and one thousand assault rifles.

So, can anyone help my organize an army?

Hey, Im thinking in buying several Stingray III Light Tanks, thing is, at the moment, my army is composed of ten Main Battle Tanks, three APC's and one thousand assault rifles.

So, can anyone help my organize an army?

I suggest this be taken on the forum, since it seems there's alot of work to be done on your military. I'll try to help out here or there, but I can't guarantee anything since my own military needs a major overhaul. :)

OMGZ! We have the same post count! Except I have 1 more, because I'm posting this...post again quick!

The Kingdom of Emerald Springs desires to join this Alliance

The Kingdom of Emerald Springs desires to join this Alliance

Emerald Springs is hereby on the pending list, and hopefully a full member once we get the groundwork laid.

OMGZ! We have the same post count! Except I have 1 more, because I'm posting this...post again quick!

Okay... Done.

Cravan, I'll be more than happy to organize your military. Same with you WSP.

Cravan, I'll be more than happy to organize your military. Same with you WSP.

Thanks dude, to what part of the GASN forums should I head?

Military discussion.

Who wants to invade Euphorictrance?

Nice. We have exceeded 1000. Now for 10,000!!!

Say, how much do I have to wait before being taken out of the "pending" list?

Say, how much do I have to wait before being taken out of the "pending" list?


I think its two weeks. But haven't you been in for about that long?

Right now, I'm waiting for the groundwork to be laid, then I'm going to hand over the job of approving nations to the Foreign Relations council. One less thing for me to worry about.

FRC!! I wanna be on that!! Hell, I am active enough..:D

The Kingdom of Socal8 wishes to join this alliance.

The Kingdom of Socal8 wishes to join this alliance.


I'm glad to see you joined man!


We've only refused one person entry (That person was "evil" and signed up as a joke). But noone who as asked to join in seriousness has ever been turned down. Our Alliance leader, Cravan, will surely accept you. Welcome to the club bro.

The Incorporated States of the Uldarian Union Inquire if they may join this alliance.
If it may be so then we do wish to become a part of this organisation.

Borric Almanad, Director of Foreign Relations for the Incorporated States of Uldarious.

ICCD is interested in potential for joining this alliance, awaiting further notice.

Logothe of the Drome
x~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm glad to see you joined man!


We've only refused one person entry (That person was "evil" and signed up as a joke). But noone who as asked to join in seriousness has ever been turned down. Our Alliance leader, Cravan, will surely accept you. Welcome to the club bro.




Thanks for the support

OMG! Someone pinch me!

THREE NEW MEMBERS AT ONCE!!!

OMG! Someone pinch me!

THREE NEW MEMBERS AT ONCE!!!


Am I a good recruiter or what?

I brought in one, others see the post, and join up.


Socal8 has lots of potential. Reminds me of myself when I was new. Don't take shit from noone, and ain't afraid of someone just cause their bigger. I like that.

The Incorporated States of the Uldarian Union Inquire if they may join this alliance.
If it may be so then we do wish to become a part of this organisation.

Borric Almanad, Director of Foreign Relations for the Incorporated States of Uldarious.


Whoah Uldarious! Glad you joined man. After all those 40k RPs (of which one actually happened.....) I'm glad to be able to see you around here.

FRC!! I wanna be on that!! Hell, I am active enough..:D



I think it's apparent that I belong on the Military Council.....;)

By the way, all of you new guys need to register at the forums. Its fun, and we all spend a lot of time on there. Its all pretty much out of character, though you gotta know when the time to be serious and silly is (Though most of us manage to be silly 99% of the time ;))


http://z9.invisionfree.com/GASN/index.php?act=idx

Whoah Uldarious! Glad you joined man. After all those 40k RPs (of which one actually happened.....) I'm glad to be able to see you around here.

Yes it is good to find an alliance to be a part of, I have more free time than I know what do do with and I've been thinking of joining this particular one for about a week now.
Pity those 40k rps didn't get off the ground though.
Besides I guess you guys could use a bit more muscle and I'm a reasonable old nation with over 2 billion citizens.

I think it's apparent that I belong on the Military Council.....;)

You know that I belong on the Military Council as well...being as my military is slightly larger than yours..and I got the big fucking gun!

Cravan: Have a look on the GASN forums to your request for military gear, I left you a huge post.

seeing as I'm tired all hell so I'll just say it simply, The INGC has approved the move for full membership...

@Aequatio
And as usual, I accept your designs. I've always loved your equipment for some odd reason. Probably because it's the perfect mix of RL and NS technologies.

And the four new members are now accepted on the pending list. Hopefully, as per usual, I can get the FRC created faster to approve y'all.

Although I don't really know if Illior needs to go through the grace period... He's been an affiliate for long enough. Thoughts?

Motion, Approved.

Welcome Aboard!

Also, Cravan you need to get caught up with the Civil War..

ICCD-Intracircumcordei is hereby rejected from the GASN due to unwarranted aggression against The People's Freedom.

What will happen in this Socal8 situation......?

Will the GASN take a course of action against The Borman Empire?

If need be, of course we will. I don't have much info on the situation, and my forces are kinda tied up atm, but I'll spare whatever I can.

My forces are not tied up in any other place in the world, the nation of Ostia has an entire non-commited army, airforce and navy on standby.

Borman has deployed fleets around the globe, that should be considered a threat directly to the GASN.

other nations assosiated with the GASN have offered their support aswell...

Really Drunk, have you got linkage?

I have no reservations about sending a 1/2 dozen destroyers, or more if they can tag along with another GASN members fleet (assuming he is actually sending a proper one).

Also, wanderjar, have you invited my men overyet for Chizterland?

I want to post there, but won't until you 'ask' me too, as it makes for a sucky RP other wise.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496097

you could skim through that, the fleet he is sending to Socal8 is included in the thread..

So are vessels needed to help repel the invasion?

Wait..we are repelling things now?!

Well, as i understood it....Borman has threatened the GASN by sending 3 more fleets around the globe, to most likely to take on anything we can send to Socal8's aid...which will result in complete disaster for him in the long run.

Im preparing ground troops, air support and naval forces right now...

Why send 3 more fleets in random directions, my best guess is they are heading for GASN shipping lanes to cut us off....

We don't need to simply repel his attack but DESTROY IT totally!...remember i asked him to stand down, it was rejected....The Borman empire has brought it on himself, now! knowingly he attacks a GASN member!

He meant that those were already deployed in other conflicts. :|

**Reads thread.**

Borman could do with being given a bitchslap.

Reallydrunk, I'm offering the following ships to you, as a GASN contribution to your fleets, should you get involved. I'll RP them, but I want to make sure you're around as I've not got any carriers and am severly lacking Air Cover:

*2 General Dent-class Trimaran large cruiser
*5 Shield Bearer-class cruiser (CG),
*4 Samuel B. Roberts-class Trimaran AA destroyer
*5 Shark-class ASW frigate
*1 Smith-class fuel and munitions transport vessel

They are all from the PIW (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457777)

I would give you more, but most of my assets are tied up in the escort force, or a huge battlefleet that is half constructed, and can't be let loose.

QUOTE: The Borman Empire


“Well other than Socal8 they seem to have three or four allies. Otagia, he was involved in an incident about a year earlier and placed sanctions on us. And two or three other GASN nations that are trying to get GASN to step in against us.”

“Well we should be able to handle them easily enough. I presume other battle fleets are being deployed to different theaters, correct?”

“That is correct sir. The sixth through the ninth fleets are being sent out to different locations around the globe to better position them to move in if need be.”

“Fine then, carry on with your normal activities.”

_______________________________________________________________

They are being redirected.....

The above quote was taken from the top of page 5.....

Thread address...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496097&page=5

I can deploy my submarines to help destroy the enemy fleets. And if need be, I can prepare some surface elements.

Being as you are all fellow GASN members,
You are entitled to full access to my Dominator-Class Rail Cannons.

IF you do not know the specs, check the GASN Forum.

My navy is busy at the moment, but I gave some ships to the GASN naval defense force.

If he makes it to Socal8 and launches a ground invasion, I can send ground forces to meet him.

I should be safe from his global threat if he tried to get into the Triangle. Place is a warzone right now. (so what if I'm the aggressor...?)

I can't really spare much naval, though, unless Dephire decides to hold off the civil war and we can retcon it to a later date or something. That'd free up my prime supercapital assets, which I'd really love to give a good field test.

Although I still have one of my Conqueror hypercarriers availiable, and I can divert one from standard maneuvers which were to coincide with Reallydrunk's terrorist RP. (they were to deploy an ImpGuard strike force)

I can just replace that with a small group in a personal retcon, though.

**Reads thread.**

Borman could do with being given a bitchslap.

Reallydrunk, I'm offering the following ships to you, as a GASN contribution to your fleets, should you get involved. I'll RP them, but I want to make sure you're around as I've not got any carriers and am severly lacking Air Cover:

*2 General Dent-class Trimaran large cruiser
*5 Shield Bearer-class cruiser (CG),
*4 Samuel B. Roberts-class Trimaran AA destroyer
*5 Shark-class ASW frigate
*1 Smith-class fuel and munitions transport vessel

They are all from the PIW (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457777)

I would give you more, but most of my assets are tied up in the escort force, or a huge battlefleet that is half constructed, and can't be let loose.



I would be good to use the GASN Naval Defense Force....

I should be safe from his global threat if he tried to get into the Triangle. Place is a warzone right now. (so what if I'm the aggressor...?)

I can't really spare much naval, though, unless Dephire decides to hold off the civil war and we can retcon it to a later date. That'd free up my prime supercapital assets, which I'd really love to give a good field test.


All fighting in Dephire has ceased for the time being.

Cravan, let's give them Hell!

I will deploy the following,

3-Nimitz class aircraft carriers
6-Nevada class
5-Pennsylvania class
4-Iowa class
2-North Carolina class
2- Los Angeles class submarines

All my navy was doing before this was running drills off our coast, i hope my support will help this matter...i do have some vessels in the GASN naval defence force aswell.

Long live the GASN

Death to all enemies

What's the link again?

I have to have my cannons be HEARD!!!

(BTW, remember that you have control of them as well, so you can unleash all hell as well!)

What's the link again?

I have to have my cannons be HEARD!!!

(BTW, remember that you have control of them as well, so you can unleash all hell as well!)


Did you give me any of those buggers? If so, lets just turn his capital city into ash as a show of force.

Wahooo! :)

I wonder what Borman will think of this .. **Evil laugh**

Muahahahaaa

We didn't start it, he brought it on himself...we will now finish it...

Due to ICCD's agrressice moves aganist The PeoplesFreedom, the Armed Forces of the Imperial Land of Findan satnd ot DEFCON TWO.


Lieutenant General Randolph Behrman, COmmander of Imperial Militray Forces, GASN

Yes. All GASN members were given 50 cannons apiece when you accepted Dephire as a member.

Yes. All GASN members were given 50 cannons apiece when you accepted Dephire as a member.

Speaking of which, do you have a link to the stats you're currently using for it?

Thats fuckin' sweet....do you have the spec's on these cannons handy?

Dephire, if you had an empress instead of an Emperor, I'd kiss her. Thanks for the cannons!!!

Thanks!

Cannons! waaahooooooooooo

OOC: This is my updated version. Larger, yes, but made larger to help reduce the recoil.

General Overview:

The DCRC was originally designed for the destruction of any asteroids or space debris that could have fallen to Earth during the periods of 2024 AD and 2067AD when a large meteor shower was predicted to strike Earth, this of course was proven false.

In later years, war sparked. The people of Dephire needed to find a weapon that would bring people to their knees. They needed something brutal, yet sophisticated enough to be nearly unbeatable. What they found were the capabilities of these cannons.

Some people have speculated that these cannons can shoot a fly from fourteen thousand miles away, along with anything else in five miles. This of course is not entirely true.

Armour Specifications;

These cannons were not only to be built to destroy, but built to withstand alot of brutal attacks.

Twenty inches of carbon armour incase each gun. After the carbon is a shell of solid titanium. Four inches further goes straight to another layer of solid carbon.

This gives it a semi-light design for higher manuverability in scenarios when things get hairy.

Size/Shape Specifications;

Any gun the size of a large frigate could scare anyone.

Barrel Length:
Approx. 3600ft.

Barrel Width:
Approx. 45ft.

Caliber:
Approx. 950mm (If this is too out of porportion, please help me adjust.)

Range:
20-3750 Miles (Ground to Ground)
2-4000 (Ground to Air) ((That's the With a fused shell))
1-5000 (Ground to Sea) ((The One mile is a minimum, Safety Reasons))

Firing Specifications/Statistics;

The DCAAMRC takes thirty seconds to lock onto a target, remarkable for it's size. It can also fire at an rate of five shells per minute. Slow, but given the shell's capabilities, it is effective none-the-less.

Safety Precautions;

Don't stand within a hundred feet without proper saftey gear on. (Trust us. You don't want to be deaf, do you?)

Shells;

Explodes-On-Impact Shell-
This is mostly used in Ground to Ground and Ground to Sea barrages. Damage ranges from fragmentation to vaporization. There is a Two mile fragmentation range, and a five hundred feet vaporization range.

Anti-Ship Shell-
This shell is basically the same as an Anti-Tank shell, in otherwords, it's soul purpose is to destroy Naval Ships.

Explodes-In-Air Shell-
Also known as an Anti-Air shell or a Flak shell. When the fuse detonates the charge, it sends a sonic boom powerful enough to rip apart any aircraft within a two hundred feet range of the blast. Any aircraft within two thousand feet outside that range is severly damaged.



*The StoneHenge-Class Cannon is roughly one-fourth the size of the Dominator-Class Cannon. It was developed for the same purpose as the DC Cannon, but for smaller objects. The SHCC was the first cannon thought to be used in times of war, the DCC was then later thought of to be more potent, and was then used more often.

One DCC can replace six SHCC's.

*Jaw drops* Awsome!

Snipped

OOC: What are you using as a rate of fire now?

*gives everyone a Kotov Assault Rifle*

Now that we all have guns, to war!

OOC: What are you using as a rate of fire now?

One shot per...30 minutes-16 hours. All depending on the ammunition.

*gives everyone a Kotov Assault Rifle*

Now that we all have guns, to war!

Anyone needing some aircraft? with all the revenue I'm producing...I could give everyone at least twenty a piece.

One shot per...30 minutes-16 hours. All depending on the ammunition.

Aha.

Aha.

That is what the NS Draftroom agreed upon. So..yeah. It's now deemed feasible! Let the reign of destruction commence at once!

That is what the NS Draftroom agreed upon. So..yeah. It's now deemed feasible! Let the reign of destruction commence at once!


Well then, shall we set up a thread?


By the way, if I want to use my cannons, how would I? Do I just fire them from Germania Island (one of my Island military bases), or do I need to attach them to ships and send them to ICCD?

Well, depends on how close the island is.

Anyone know the location of the island? I mean, is it closer to Dephire, or is it closer to you guys?

If he's in the Pacific, then he's in my area.

Hmm.
With the range of the cannon being so high, maybe it would be safer firing it from a distance of at least one thousand miles away. That would also help ensure a more "unnoticed" effect...

Wanderjar, have you invited me into Chizterland yeT?

Wanderjar, have you invited me into Chizterland yeT?


(OOC: Crap, sorry man, I forgot. I'll do it right now)

Wanderjar, have you invited me into Chizterland yeT?

Northford's a vampire. *nods*

Agreed.

Crud, you found me out :(

Crud, you found me out :(


Its ok, I'm a vampire too.

[Looks at Dephire's guns, thinks]

I guess I'll provide a division's worth of lighter Hurtian Railguns to every GASN member/affiliate.

Thanks. If only i was a weapons designer I'd give everbody things but I am not so...

The railguns will protect the rail cannons I assume?

Can I get a railgun...

-sniffles and feels left out-

Can I get a railgun...

-sniffles and feels left out-


Blackhelm, that has an obvious answer ;)

Can I get a railgun...

-sniffles and feels left out-

"Sadly, yes you can. But you would not be able to recieve it under the GASN discount of 85%. It would be full price."

"Sadly, yes you can. But you would not be able to recieve it under the GASN discount of 85%. It would be full price."

o o oooo! How much! How much!

Prices range from 1 Billion-100 Billion depending on the type you buy.

Buy my guns! Go to the storefront! (not the one on jolt, the one on GASN)

Ok Deph, what can I get for 20 billion dollars?

No offense, but are you seriously going to sell one of those to our primary enemy????


Dumb move! DUMB MOVE!

We each get 50 free ones. What is he gonna do with 1? :p

BH, I was informed that the GASN cannot continue trade considering that there may be a CA member at war with the GASN.

Who is at war?

Who is at war?

Well, Rastorian has declared war on me. But he can't really do anything ;)

Rastorian isn't a country, is he?

Rastorian isn't a country, is he?

Nope, but his syndicate has. So I've been terrorizing him with my GSG-9, as you've found out, and plan to continue doing so.

And if he declares a full-scaled war upon Wanderjar, then Dephire will have to answer as well.

Nope, but his syndicate has. So I've been terrorizing him with my GSG-9, as you've found out, and plan to continue doing so.

I plan on assisting him against your GSG-9, than hanging your equipment in Griffincrest Manor, right next to that of the Shadowmen.

*New Aushan Ministry of Foreign Affairs*

New Ausha requests admittance.

I plan on assisting him against your GSG-9, than hanging your equipment in Griffincrest Manor, right next to that of the Shadowmen.

I heard that!

I plan on assisting him against your GSG-9, than hanging your equipment in Griffincrest Manor, right next to that of the Shadowmen.


Have you ever actually killed one of my operators? I can't remember.

New Ausha is now on the pending list.

Well, I just shot one in the head, and I would assume some had to die in your Toopoxican raid. And New Ausha, your CA.

New Ausha's CA?

Blackhelm, it's not even worth trying to fight us anymore. I mean hell, your own members don't even know who the enemy is.

It never was worth it from the start, really.

I have a core group that can do things (I.E. Bonstock, Toopoxia, Sochatopia, No Taxes, RFF, Royal Code) and the rest just tag along. You have the same deal for the most part.

Yeah, 'cept I haven't fought you once. :p I have thought about a nice genocidal war... AMF style, if you will. But it'll stain my image too much.

Yeah, 'cept I haven't fought you once. :p I have thought about a nice genocidal war... AMF style, if you will. But it'll stain my image too much.


I've fought several wars against him however, and so far, all the concluded have resulted in GASN victory.

Just a note.

Blackhelm, please check your "looking for airbases" thread, at the last post. Thanks.

Well, I just shot one in the head, and I would assume some had to die in your Toopoxican raid. And New Ausha, your CA.


OOC: CA?

I've fought several wars against him however, and so far, all the concluded have resulted in GASN victory.
Yaeh, but how many of them concluded? Two? :p

OOC: The Corporate Alliance, Ausha

Also keep in mind, Blackhelm, that we have advanced since our last conflict.

Dephire is on the verge of achieving Two Billion total population.

At Five percent, the Total Military personel would be roughly 200 million.

I wasnt aware being a member of the CA was grounds for auto-decline in admittance to the GASN?

Wanderjar, several? The second is going on right now, and I dont think you are going to win there.

*cough cough*

BLACKHELM

See my last post in your "looking for airbases" thread.

Wanderjar, several? The second is going on right now, and I dont think you are going to win there.


Sorry, I forgot that the LNI thing was canceled. But you don't have a chance in Beiraq. You all don't have the equipment. His BMPs will be as effective against me as an RPG-2 would be against an Abrams. In other words, no effect. Same with the T-72s. When I bring in K-1s after my airfield is done, I will catch up to you, and eliminate your forces.

I wasnt aware being a member of the CA was grounds for auto-decline in admittance to the GASN?

No, it isn't. It's just it might entangle you in some compromising positions.

Wanderjar, on which front do you currently fight Blackhelm?

:) im back...

Sorry, I forgot that the LNI thing was canceled. But you don't have a chance in Beiraq. You all don't have the equipment. His BMPs will be as effective against me as an RPG-2 would be against an Abrams. In other words, no effect. Same with the T-72s. When I bring in K-1s after my airfield is done, I will catch up to you, and eliminate your forces.
Don't about me talk like I'm not here. <_<
I'm always present. >_>

yea yea, I saw it. I probably wont do anything in the war, as you said you won't attack my base, and ICCD is not CA, nut did you see the other moron who posted after you?

Alright, get me back up to speed.

Yeah i saw him. I could glass his nation if i wanted. Posting some rediculous crap like he did.

Wanderjar, are you going to post in that battle or what?

From: MOFA

New Ausha hereby abdicates all alligance to the CA, and once again, requests admittance into the GASN.

Also keep in mind, Blackhelm, that we have advanced since our last conflict.

Dephire is on the verge of achieving Two Billion total population.

At Five percent, the Total Military personel would be roughly 200 million.
Umm, that's actually 100 million, and your standard of living, and economy would be comparable to soviet russia, if not worse, you troops would be issued old soviet surplus and you'd have little technology of your own. 2.5% is the most a country can sustain without major problems.

Also, a 5% military means no uber PMT railguns of doom.

o thats so beef

Well, seeing how the Empire of Ostia is not fighting on any fronts at this present time...

Would..Wanderjar require assistance in Beiraq?

From: MOFA

New Ausha hereby abdicates all alligance to the CA, and once again, requests admittance into the GASN.

Fuck the grace period, you're a full member.

Reallydrunk']Well, seeing how the Empire of Ostia is not fighting on any fronts at this present time...

Would..Wanderjar require assistance in Beiraq?


Thanks, but I'm holding my own. I've not really begun fighting yet. Once my airfield is done, which I'll have happen in a bit, then they are going to see my full fury.

Ok cool, but do not hesitate to ask....

:)

Umm, that's actually 100 million, and your standard of living, and economy would be comparable to soviet russia, if not worse, you troops would be issued old soviet surplus and you'd have little technology of your own. 2.5% is the most a country can sustain without major problems.

Also, a 5% military means no uber PMT railguns of doom.


I'm sorry, but who died and gave you permission to tell me how I run my own damn country?

I'm sorry, but who died and gave you permission to tell me how I run my own damn country?
It's in the stickies. :P

Ohhhh ^^^^^

Umm, that's actually 100 million, and your standard of living, and economy would be comparable to soviet russia, if not worse, you troops would be issued old soviet surplus and you'd have little technology of your own. 2.5% is the most a country can sustain without major problems.

Also, a 5% military means no uber PMT railguns of doom.

My military is damned close to 100 Million (if i don't count reserves). But then i just peaked past 4 Billion....:D

Fuck the grace period, you're a full member.

W00t

It's in the stickies. :P

Well, I'm sorry to inform you that I do have a strong enough economy to support this military I'm running. If my economy is too low, then I also have fellow friends that would "lend" me a hand.

My military is at about 12~ mil, and I'm just slightly smaller than Dephire. And my GDP/Defense budget is larger.

My military is at about 12 mil, and I'm just slightly smaller than Dephire.


Yeah, what's up with that Cravan?

You also missed my edit. GDP and defense budget are higher than your own as well.

What's up with it? It's an all volunteer force where most cash goes into high tech toys. Quality over numbers ftw.

And for those people who do quality and numbers, which is unrealistic IMO but whatever, I try to beat them through superior tactics and RPing.

*spastically twitches*
Hey, Silent Hill comes out on DVD next week!

Now also remember that I had said that soon my pop would grow to 2 billion, so that doesn't mean I have 100 million military personel yet. I was just stating that I could.

If you want my military statistics, well too flippen bad.:p

Yeah, what's up with that Cravan?

Well my military is broken up in to two different branchs. Mobile Infantry: 42,482,265 which would cover all ground combat with minor aircarft. Fleet: 42,482,265 which would cover all naval combat and every major aircarfts and any air combat.

I got my military statistics all planned out in a Exccell (sp.) spreadsheed. I could make it into an HTML document and post it if ya all want to see it...;)


EDIT:
Although it is almost 4 months old information...

90 million???

Hmm..sounds effective,

In my nation mostly all able bodied men starting at the age of 17 have to do three years military service in a trade which they qualify for through their schooling. After the three years they can either get out of the military or make it a career out of it,

Citizens who have really high marks in school or take up civilian jobs that have an effect on socity are allowed to continue....


The military in Ostia is a tradition....

Statistical Analysis;

Army:

Fifty Million Foot Soldiers-
These are divided, of course, between the several different kinds of foot soldiers that there currently are in the United States.

Fifty Thousand Tanks-
Crews of five men per tank.
(250,000 Men Total)

Eight Hundred Artillery Cannons (Mobile)-
Crews of Three.
(24,000 Men Total)

Five Hundred Apache Hellicopters-
Crews of Two.
(1,000 Men Total)

Two Hundred And Fifty F-35's-
One Man Each
(250 Total)

Sixteen Hundred SAM's (Mobile)-
Two Man Maintenance Crew Per Fifty Sites
(64 Men Total)

Stonehenge Crews-
(500 Men Total)

Dominator Cannon Defense System-
(750 Men Total)

Seventeen Thousand Humvees-*
Crews of Up to Seven Men Each
(Up To 119,000 Men Total)

Fourteen Hundred Missle Launcher Truck Units-
Crews of Two Men Each
(2,800 Men Total)

Fifteen Hundred Comanche Helicopters-
(1,500 Men Total)

Navy:

Fourteen Hundred Capital-Ranked Battleships-
Crews of Two Thousand Each
(2,800,000 Total Sailors)

Sixteen Capital-Ranked Aircraft Carriers-
Crews of Ten Thousand Each [Includes Pilots]
(160,000 Sailors/Pilots Total)

Five Thousand Capital-Ranked Destroyers-
Crews of Five Hundred Each
(2,500,000 Sailors Total)

Fifty Nuclear Submarines-
Crews of Eight Hundred Each
(40,000 Sailors Total)

One Capital-Ranked Flagship Carrier-
(30,000 Sailors/Pilots)

Sixteen Hundred F-18E's-**
Crews of Two Each
(3,200 Pilots Total)

One Thousand Su-47's-**
(1,000 Pilots Total)

Eighteen Hundred Aegis Cruisers-
Crews of Four Hundred Each
(720,000 Sailors Total)

Air Force:

Two Thousand Su-47's-
(2,000 Pilots Total)

One Hundred B-52 StratoFortresses-
Crews of Twenty
(20,000 Pilots Total)

One Thousand F-18E's-
(2,000 Pilots Total)

One Hundred B-1 Bombers-
Crews of Two Each
(200 Pilots)

Two Hundred B-2 Bombers-
Crews of Two Each
(400 Pilots)

Four Hundred F-35's-
(400 Pilots Total)

Shazbotdom Military Information (http://www.bashwebdesign.com/NationStates/Page.htm)
(^ Link ^)

Shazbotdom Military Information (http://www.bashwebdesign.com/NationStates/Page.htm)
(^ Link ^)

Kool.

Sadly enough, this drunk guy is the entire army of Liberated New Ireland:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/Aenimus/drunktatoo.jpg

Thank God the blur is down below...

Sadly enough, this drunk guy is the entire army of Liberated New Ireland:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/Aenimus/drunktatoo.jpg


LOL!


Dude, please, I beg you! Come back to II!

Okay, so we just dropped the possible attack subject like that?

I am sick and tired of being told that I have no experience at running my own darn country. It is run almost the same as China, or so some people have told me, and I'll be darned if one more person flames my skills in running it.

I am flaming how you run your country.

Ah, and so you have almost pushed me over the edge.

Hey, I started my storefront!

We wish to join this organization.

Hey, I started my storefront!

Oh no! It looks like you're selling RL weapons!

Oh no! It looks like you're selling RL weapons!

Yeah, lots of people do.

Brydog is hereby on the pending list.

*Wolf howls at the moon*

Hey, I just watched Beetlejuice. It's friggin' awesome...
And it has Winona Ryder...

*Wolf howls at the moon*

Hey, I just watched Beetlejuice. It's friggin' awesome...
And it has Winona Ryder...

Beetlejuice is a good movie. But I'm not too crazy about Winona Ryder.

Check out the GASN Forum, ASAP!

Beetlejuice is a good movie. But I'm not too crazy about Winona Ryder.
Fag. :) just kiddin'.
But, seriously, how can you not like Winona Ryder?

Check out the GASN Forum, ASAP!
What for?

Fag. :) just kiddin'.
But, seriously, how can you not like Winona Ryder?


Lets put it this way, I'm the only guy I know who thinks Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie (Who I think is ugly as fuck)

Lets put it this way, I'm the only guy I know who thinks Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie (Who I think is ugly as fuck)
Ah, I understand. You have bad taste in women. jk

Actually, don't think Jolie or Aniston are particularly hot, but Winona has always held a special place in my heart. I can't help it, she's fucking cute for a white girl.

Lets put it this way, I'm the only guy I know who thinks Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie (Who I think is ugly as fuck)
Jennifer Anniston IS hotter than Angelina Jolie.

WJ knows..

WJ knows..
Yeah, but I don't, so you tell me. Right now.

Yeah, but I don't, so you tell me. Right now.

I can't say on this Public Thread...the enemies have eyes..

LNI, get your Irish drunken self on the forums!!

LNI, get your Irish drunken self on the forums!!
Dude, I'm at the forums, can't you guys tell me the thread title or section or SOMETHING?!
fuckin-a.

Operations man..

Operations man..
Thank you.

Ok, you can start posting in my storefront, I'll finish it later today, or maybe tomorrow.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11554394&posted=1#post11554394

If it's ok with everyone, I propose we RP this to the best of our abilities, to try to get some self respect back.

Some respect would be good, im ready to go when you guys are....not once in the declaration of war did Borman mention the GASN.

I'll join if he takes action against another GASN member, otherwise I don't feel like touching this right now.

He has declared war but taken no action as of yet.....

Reallydrunk']He has declared war but taken no action as of yet.....

Install a policy of containment at the most, but do not actively go after this guy, this is hardly the time to become drawn into a needless conflict.

I am in agreence. ICCD is one thing, Borman is another. If he attacks a GASN member we should fight back but otherwise...


Also we must watch Kraven, The Capital Police are up to something.

I'm already in the middle of a war, I can't take on two.

I am in agreence. ICCD is one thing, Borman is another. If he attacks a GASN member we should fight back but otherwise...


Also we must watch Kraven, The Capital Police are up to something.

This is a mutual defence alliance, I don't want to see our members going out and looking for fights. We can remain prepared for actions, but we are only to react to foreign nations invading the sovereignty of our member states. I do not apologize for being so tactless, but if you do not like it, then this is not the alliance for you.

Most certainly agreed. This is not the time to get involved in unecessary conflicts.

Dude, what's whith the DEFCON and Trinity? You involved in a showdown or something?

Most certainly agreed. This is not the time to get involved in unecessary conflicts.

Dude, what's whith the DEFCON and Trinity? You involved in a showdown or something?

My intelligence services have discovered a potential threat to my nation, so I'm on high alert.

Gotcha. Was just kinda of alarmed at the nuke status.

That sounds reasonable, although I think Socal decided to try to join the GASN?

Either way, I'm with Aequatio in principle, although I'm probably going to send some support over there, as I've made a bilateral alliance with this guy.

If/when I do, however, it will ensure it is not a GASN action, but a personal action.

That sounds reasonable, although I think Socal decided to try to join the GASN?

Either way, I'm with Aequatio in principle, although I'm probably going to send some support over there, as I've made a bilateral alliance with this guy.

If/when I do, however, it will ensure it is not a GASN action, but a personal action.


Socal8 is a GASN member.

Looks like the forum is down for maintenance..Now what's this about a war that went nowhere that I heard about? Sounds like someone put his foot in it, big time.

@Blaglug
Here's suggesting you up your status as well. Note my own.

Now, I know I can trust Northford to RP it out well, as well as a few others, but please for the rest of you: Try not to declare a jihad in the GASN's name... Again...

@Blaglug
Here's suggesting you up your status as well. Note my own.

Now, I know I can trust Northford to RP it out well, as well as a few others, but please for the rest of you: Try not to declare a jihad in the GASN's name... Again...
Seconded, and Borman's brought up some TGs, which if I remember correctly are not actual evidence, but as I remember borman's an alright RPer... and Socal8 is just validating, and I'd rather not get involved just yet

I found 2 nations in need of economic or military aid.

Humanitarian Crisis in The Free Land of The Khornate Tribes (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494171)
Mostly Military aid, have remained nuetral so far on the issue.

New Nation seeks military and economic aid (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496314)
Mostly economic aid
I gave away $1 billion in free stuff...

You'll also notice that my country had a sweeping reform...

OOC: So do we support socal in this conflict with Bormon? From what ive read, I am not too eager to help him.

Socal8 is a GASN member.

Thanks for the heads up. I didn't know.

Also, Cravan, not quite sure what you're refering too there, but thanks for the kind words.

As for the Socal8 situation, we've got ourselves in a rather interesting predicament. We've let the guy join (apparently), however just as he joins, he's getting himself into a war.

Appreciating the situation, has anyone got any ideas of how we can handle it?

My suggestion: as he's a "pending" nation, it'd be up to each individual nation to decide if, and what, to send aid.

My suggestion: Revoke his membership. He is obviously abusing the alliance. I think this act of warmongering should not be tolerated.

Forum appears to be down for maintenance.

Forum appears to be down for maintenance.
It has been for the past hour and a half, so it should be up soon, and I'm not gonna stop borman, no reason to... the guy was being an arrogant *** abusing the GASN name, so under the charter, he really initiated the conflict meaning we have no obligation to help him

Forum appears to be down for maintenance.

I noticed that too. Damned maintenance....

Umm.. how are we sure?

It what borman said was IC, then he could have just been war mongering.....

Umm.. how are we sure?

It what borman said was IC, then he could have just been war mongering.....
Does anyone know Borman well enough ooc (ie has actually talked to the guy) to vouch for what he is saying? When there are two stories going, one has to find out which is the true one..And certainly before acting..(take for instance the Questers+allies vs Hataria war..if we had only known the info Hataria posted on the GASN forum, would we have jumped in to assist him?)

It has been for the past hour and a half, so it should be up soon, and I'm not gonna stop borman, no reason to... the guy was being an arrogant *** abusing the GASN name, so under the charter, he really initiated the conflict meaning we have no obligation to help him

Er...

From what I saw, he asked for allies, Borman offered to make him a colony, he refused, and the conflict sprang from that...

Where did Socal8 abuse the GASN name?

Er...

From what I saw, he asked for allies, Borman offered to make him a colony, he refused, and the conflict sprang from that...

Where did Socal8 abuse the GASN name?

Well in how hew has been acting this whole time. He threatens war on another nation, both having reeeeeealy dumb reasons, with the assurance the GASN will swoop in too help him. Like I said, revoke his membership. May we take a vote as to the revoke of his membership?

Er...

From what I saw, he asked for allies, Borman offered to make him a colony, he refused, and the conflict sprang from that...

Where did Socal8 abuse the GASN name?

Let's see... The TGs that borman posted were IC(albeit bad IC) from what I could tell, cause the guy was talking about infiltration into Borman, said that he would invade, What looked liked snuck in operatives without consulting borman (I fear using the word I think), and said he would make borman a colony, and said, go ahead and declare war, I have GASN backing me... so I guess he more abused his powers than the name, but you get the idea...

Manteinance?

Damn.

Let's see... The TGs that borman posted were IC(albeit bad IC) from what I could tell, cause the guy was talking about infiltration into Borman, said that he would invade, What looked liked snuck in operatives without consulting borman (I fear using the word I think), and said he would make borman a colony, and said, go ahead and declare war, I have GASN backing me... so I guess he more abused his powers than the name, but you get the idea...

Oh please. Borman posted telegrams. I want confirmation that they were real before I take them into consideration.

Sorry about last night guys.
Can we put that in the past, and look towards the future?

Heck, we'll take those CA guys down...but not yet.

Sorry about last night guys.
Can we put that in the past, and look towards the future?

Heck, we'll take those CA guys down...but not yet.

I'm still not sure what happened, but okay.

Oh please. Borman posted telegrams. I want confirmation that they were real before I take them into consideration.
If Socal8 is smart, he won't own up to them... and who besides socal8 can confirm it. Plus I see no reason for borman to go invade a newb just because he said no to being a colony...

If Socal8 is smart, he won't own up to them... and who besides socal8 can confirm it. Plus I see no reason for borman to go invade a newb just because he said no to being a colony...

Right. So all we have is Borman's word against Socal8. I don't know either one of them well enough to make that call. Even if those telegrams were true, it looks like posturing to me.

Forums are back

My suggestion: Revoke his membership. He is obviously abusing the alliance. I think this act of warmongering should not be tolerated.

Are you serious? He told the guy straight up he didn't want a war! Borman threatened him in his intro thread!!!

Sorry about last night guys.
Can we put that in the past, and look towards the future?

Heck, we'll take those CA guys down...but not yet.

Glad to see you back on man.


TPF quit though. Says he's not coming back.