NationStates Jolt Archive


Envino: Your time has come.

Iron Chef Polish
13-04-2006, 18:51
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Eyes Only - Satcom 4
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10:08 Zulu - Xpdr 15
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Begin Encrypted Msg
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From: Iron Chef Polish
To: All Nations
Re: Envino

Effective 4/13/06 At 10:08 Zulu, The Land Of Envino Is Now Accepting Applications For New Members. Contact The Commonwealth Of Iron Chef Polish, Offical Propaganda Sponsor Of The Envino Rib And Wing Cookoff For More Details. Candidates Should Possess A Strong Desire For World Domination, Social Freedom, 1988 Petrus Served With Game Meats And Air Superiority. Those Which Use The Oxford Comma Are Encouraged To Apply, Even Though Such Usage Is Considered Ground For Expuslion From Chiefmerika.

Thank You.

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End Of Satcom Transmission
Velkya
13-04-2006, 19:17
(OOC: If this is a regional ad, it belongs in Gameplay.)