The northern wastes are open!(mt into thread)
The northernwastes
11-04-2006, 03:06
occ: i got the name from fable. this is my first foray into the forums so far with the exeption of the items i bought from several storefronts. i may go pmt and or ft.
IC
To-the world!
from- the northern wastes
The nation of the northern wastes has brought it self into the world secne!
we would like so assistance in the next few RL days with my nation's coming to the world.
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:09
Where is your nation situated at?
The northernwastes
11-04-2006, 03:10
........ i don't really know.
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:12
I mean, I figure it's a wasteland, to the north of many nations... (I'm mostly fukin with you...)
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:13
........ i don't really know.
OOC: Arctic, Tropical... Oh, and En Taro is like "hello" in my nation.
IC:
En Taro Northernwastes. We have seen your nation from our sattelites and would like to offer assistance in establishing your nation.
We have questions to ask, though.
Government Type:
Economic System:
Tolerant of other races/cultures?:
Human Rights Respecting?:
In one sentence, explain your view on world affairs:
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:15
Hey, Pythagora, did you totally give up on my thread? (sorry for intruding northernwastes...)
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:15
Hey, Pythagora, did you totally give up on my thread? (sorry for intruding northernwastes...)
OOC: Sorry, posting there now!
The northernwastes
11-04-2006, 03:17
heres the info on my nation(i know i have been around for since feb but i haven;t came here yet.):
The Empire of The northernwastes is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 427 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Retail.
Military spending is on the increase, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, citizens must pay to enjoy The northernwastes's pristine beaches, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The northernwastes's national animal is the liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold piece.
i hope that helps
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:21
...still don't know where your at.
Just pick a country/region. (I've got a piece of Ireland, personally)
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:21
heres the info on my nation(i know i have been around for since feb but i haven;t came here yet.):
The Empire of The northernwastes is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 427 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Retail.
Military spending is on the increase, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, citizens must pay to enjoy The northernwastes's pristine beaches, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The northernwastes's national animal is the liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold piece.
i hope that helps
OOC: Couldn't you just reply to my nation's letter? And you can RP whatever you want. You aren't limited (too much) by your NS page.
The northernwastes
11-04-2006, 03:26
Government Type: phycotic
Economic System: capitalism
Tolerant of other races/cultures?:somewhat
Human Rights Respecting?: somewhat
In one sentence, explain your view on world affairs: Who,what,where,and WTF!
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:29
Government Type: psychotic
Economic System: capitalism
Tolerant of other races/cultures?:somewhat
Human Rights Respecting?: somewhat
In one sentence, explain your view on world affairs: Who,what,where,and WTF!
Erm...
Well, ours:
Government: Democratic dictatorship (if you need it to be explained, ask)
Economic System: Capitalism
Tolerant: Very, to a point
Human Rights: YES
World affairs statement: "Do what you want. If the people are happy, we support you. If the people are not... prepare to be invaded."
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:32
Government Type: phycotic
Economic System: capitalism
Tolerant of other races/cultures?:somewhat
Human Rights Respecting?: somewhat
In one sentence, explain your view on world affairs: Who,what,where,and WTF!
Government Type: Libertarian
Economic System: Based on Agriculture
Tolerant of Other Races/Cultures: As long as they aren't annoying. or Canadian.
Human Rights Respecting: Absolutely
View on World Affairs: Support freedom. Support Rights. Support Your People. Or we will have a problem.
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:33
Government Type: Libertarian
Economic System: Based on Agriculture
Tolerant of Other Races/Cultures: As long as they aren't annoying. or Canadian.
Human Rights Respecting: Absolutely
View on World Affairs: Support freedom. Support Rights. Support Your People. Or we will have a problem.
OOC: I'm Canadian...
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 03:49
I figured. I was joking.
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:51
I figured. I was joking.
OOC: Yeah. Don't diss Canada! (Lol.)
West Corinthia
11-04-2006, 03:51
Well, first I would suggest reading the stickies. It's painful, and long, but in the end you need to. Aside from just describing a few bullets about your country, create a history of how your nation formed, make some characters who will be important (such as the president, the general of the army, the Czar, the rebel...etc.) and then have something happen in your intro RP. Some kind of disaster, an election, a military coup, a terrorist attack, the possibilities are truly endless.
Hope this helps. And you'll be fine as long as you don't declare war on the entire world.
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 04:00
OOC: The PRLNI hereby declares war upon the entire world.
OOC to Liberated New Ireland: Finally. An excuse to use this nuclear arsenal I've been sitting on for the past fifty years. Say goodbye to the world, my friend!
OOC To The northernwastes:
Yes, I highly suggest reading the stickies, etc. Then do the normal stuff like initiate alliances, trade, embassies, etc etc etc. You know, establish good relations with other countries.
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 22:47
OOC: The PRLNI hereby declares war upon the entire world.
OOC: *gets 1,000 nuclear warheads and countless conventional missiles ready*
Liberated New Ireland
11-04-2006, 22:49
OOC: *gets 1,000 nuclear warheads and countless conventional missiles ready*
OOC: My nation quietly fades into the backround, embarrased...
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 23:31
OOC: My nation quietly fades into the backround, embarrased...
OOC: Very good. Let me go through my arsenal:
1. 1,000 nuclear ICBMs.
2. 1,500 fuel air bomb ICBMs.
3. 500 thermite ICBMs.
4. 10,000 Rods of God.
5. 2 Orbital Flare guns. They focus sunlight onto enemies. Kind of like how a magnifying glass and sun fries ants. Except a lot bigger.
6. Those ICBMs can be launched from orbit. Which means from... 8 sattelites.
And you'll be fine as long as you don't declare war on the entire world.
OOC: tears up original plan :D