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The Pwning States of Topal (MT-PMT)

Topal
10-04-2006, 23:19
OOC: Because Im bored, I thought I would make the first step to exterminating my old puppet which is now based on a internet TV show (guess). Introducing.......The Pwning States of Topal. Sorry if the 1337 talk is annoying.

IC:

"Liek OMFG why does teh Master want us to do this?"

Jeremy AKA teh_pwnerer and overall head of the Topalian military was talking to his best friend and also the man incharge of Frozopian ground forces, FPS_Doug.

"Liek why dont we just micro up some armies and own up all those n00bs out there! There's 100's of n00by nations, we could liek pwn them 1 by 1 lol."

"I dunno dude, but you know teh master he wants us to like recruit a clan or something. Like he says we cant own each noob 1 by 1 'cos they will group together and own us as some uber large nooby clan."

"Lol lol lol, thats totally freaky."

"Anyways dude, we better read the message he sent." Putting his laptop on the table, the two men opened up the text document and read the message teh_Master had sent to the world.


To all World leaders

We of The Pwning States of Topal have found the time suitable to come out of isolation. We are therefore inviting all world leaders to meet us in the city of Pwnage, where we can discuss trade, alliances and anything else that might interest you. Perhaps you wish to see how well we have Macro'd our economy? Whatever it is, we would like you to send a diplomat.

Signed Teh_Master of The Pwning States of Topal

And so it had begun. Soon the Topalians would gather those like-minded towards them: Strong allies who would help in the Imperialistic ideas of Teh_Master and the bloody future that lay ahead.

Or as Jeremy would say: "ROFL"
Franberry
10-04-2006, 23:40
(OOC:the n00b talk is jsut annoying)
Topal
10-04-2006, 23:42
OOC: True, but deal with it :D
Topal
11-04-2006, 11:05
bump
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 15:06
---Imperial Palace---

---Secret IC---

"Sir, we've recieved an intro from "The Pwning States of Topal". They used L337 sp33k in their intro too."

"Ugh... leave them alone..."

"Yes sir."
Questers
11-04-2006, 15:21
The Foreign Minister of the United Kingdom was fluent in many differnet languages: English, Latin, French, Arabic, Yiddish, German.. and luckily he was also fluent in 7 Year Old. Therefore, he sent a message to the Pwning States of Topal.

'lol m8 how r u u k? cool dats cool lol so wot r u u 2 ?? haha neway i wud lyk 2 go 2 ur n8tn bt i gtta stay 4 sum exective bisnes mebe nuther tym k bt if u wnt trd mebe u shud tg me k we sel lol tthig lyk steil or ship so ok u can tg me we wsant bi oil of u cya m8 hv gd tym'
Edoniakistanbabweagua
11-04-2006, 15:29
OOC. We will send roflcopters to investigate the country. Sorry, I couldnt help myself.
Questers
11-04-2006, 15:37
Lunch Teh Rofflemissilez
Edoniakistanbabweagua
11-04-2006, 15:44
Lunch Teh Rofflemissilez

OMGSPLOSION!!!
Usea-Jason
11-04-2006, 15:58
The SSu of Usea sent only one word-

-Nubcake-
Topal
11-04-2006, 19:20
Oh fine. I give up trying to add any sort of variety to the NS world.
I'll just exterminate my puppet the usual boring way, just do some genocide.

I was planning to have a helicopter called the ROFLCOPTER..........
Questers
11-04-2006, 22:44
ROtary Flight and Landing Copter?