Topal
10-04-2006, 23:19
OOC: Because Im bored, I thought I would make the first step to exterminating my old puppet which is now based on a internet TV show (guess). Introducing.......The Pwning States of Topal. Sorry if the 1337 talk is annoying.
IC:
"Liek OMFG why does teh Master want us to do this?"
Jeremy AKA teh_pwnerer and overall head of the Topalian military was talking to his best friend and also the man incharge of Frozopian ground forces, FPS_Doug.
"Liek why dont we just micro up some armies and own up all those n00bs out there! There's 100's of n00by nations, we could liek pwn them 1 by 1 lol."
"I dunno dude, but you know teh master he wants us to like recruit a clan or something. Like he says we cant own each noob 1 by 1 'cos they will group together and own us as some uber large nooby clan."
"Lol lol lol, thats totally freaky."
"Anyways dude, we better read the message he sent." Putting his laptop on the table, the two men opened up the text document and read the message teh_Master had sent to the world.
To all World leaders
We of The Pwning States of Topal have found the time suitable to come out of isolation. We are therefore inviting all world leaders to meet us in the city of Pwnage, where we can discuss trade, alliances and anything else that might interest you. Perhaps you wish to see how well we have Macro'd our economy? Whatever it is, we would like you to send a diplomat.
Signed Teh_Master of The Pwning States of Topal
And so it had begun. Soon the Topalians would gather those like-minded towards them: Strong allies who would help in the Imperialistic ideas of Teh_Master and the bloody future that lay ahead.
Or as Jeremy would say: "ROFL"
IC:
"Liek OMFG why does teh Master want us to do this?"
Jeremy AKA teh_pwnerer and overall head of the Topalian military was talking to his best friend and also the man incharge of Frozopian ground forces, FPS_Doug.
"Liek why dont we just micro up some armies and own up all those n00bs out there! There's 100's of n00by nations, we could liek pwn them 1 by 1 lol."
"I dunno dude, but you know teh master he wants us to like recruit a clan or something. Like he says we cant own each noob 1 by 1 'cos they will group together and own us as some uber large nooby clan."
"Lol lol lol, thats totally freaky."
"Anyways dude, we better read the message he sent." Putting his laptop on the table, the two men opened up the text document and read the message teh_Master had sent to the world.
To all World leaders
We of The Pwning States of Topal have found the time suitable to come out of isolation. We are therefore inviting all world leaders to meet us in the city of Pwnage, where we can discuss trade, alliances and anything else that might interest you. Perhaps you wish to see how well we have Macro'd our economy? Whatever it is, we would like you to send a diplomat.
Signed Teh_Master of The Pwning States of Topal
And so it had begun. Soon the Topalians would gather those like-minded towards them: Strong allies who would help in the Imperialistic ideas of Teh_Master and the bloody future that lay ahead.
Or as Jeremy would say: "ROFL"