Mendez the Moose
Gargantua City State
10-04-2006, 20:16
Mendez the Moose voted as GCS's new Prime Minister!
In a surprise turnout from Gargantua City State's latest election, the people have voted in their first moose Prime Minister. After a noon lunch of twigs, and greens, Mendez offered only a stony stare to reporters who wanted to know what he would do for the two days he was voted into office. A human member of the cabinet for Mendez stated that moose-friendly initiatives will be undertaken for the two days of the moose' leadership.
"I'm really disappointed," commented one Stan McFleary. "I was the sole person who voted Mendez for Life! I guess that bumped up the average a little for the length of his term, but I honestly wasn't expecting him to win anyway. But I'm glad he did! That'll show those stupid human politicians!"
So, for two days, the people of Gargantua City State are laughing at themselves in an attempt to forget the recent slaying of the leader who lead their nation to join The Republic after the destruction of their homeworld Antares.
Pythogria
10-04-2006, 20:23
Pythogria is going to have to say that the appointment of a oose Prime Minister is a very stupid idea.
The President of The Republic is a antro wolf
Edoniakistanbabweagua
10-04-2006, 20:29
I for one support the moose in all his mooseyness!!! All Hail the Moose
Pythogria
10-04-2006, 20:30
I for one support the moose in all his mooseyness!!! All Hail the Moose
Dot. Dot. Dot.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
10-04-2006, 20:36
Dot. Dot. Dot.
hehe...its all good. I wish the king of my country was Sean Connery
Gargantua City State
11-04-2006, 02:21
I for one support the moose in all his mooseyness!!! All Hail the Moose
The cabinet has conferred with Mendez, and he sends his thanks for your support. He also states that if you have any tasty leafy vegetables, he would like to try a sample of your fine cuisine. The Prime Minister will be napping in a forest of silken pillows, as he waits for your response.
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 02:48
*sigh*
It is your country... just don't come to me when you can't get anything done...
Gargantua City State
11-04-2006, 03:15
*sigh*
It is your country... just don't come to me when you can't get anything done...
We rarely do anything. My nation is among the brightest, as far as education goes. We simply don't do much that more capitalist societies would consider productive. However, debating the finer points of philosophy, politics, etc is very interesting for us.
And with 100% income tax, people only do the work they love. We have completely stamped out greed through social equality for all!
Even our beloved moose.
It was early morning in Cravna, and the Emperor was sitting in his office going through the various papers and reports on his desk. He came across an article, and called his aide in.
"Billy? Billy! Get your ass in here!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Did you see this?"
"What... Oh, that. There's alot of jokes going around the office today about that."
"Really?"
The Emperor held it up. It was an international newspaper, with the headline "Gargantua City State Goes to the Dogs... Well, Moose." There was a large picture of a moose there.
"Really... How stupid are some people to elect a moose?"
"Well... sir..."
"Is there any valuable news this morning? Civil wars, coups, invasions, anything?"
"There was a report on a llama in Pol-"
"Billy,", the Emperor said cutting him off. "Spare me the details. I'm taking the day off today. I've lost all faith in the world."
"Yes, sir."
The Emperor reached under his desk, pulling out his golf clubs. He loosened his tie and unbuttoned his suit.
Screw the world., he thought to himself while walking out the door. Screw it all.
Meanwhile, the Department of Foreign Affairs sent a message to Gargantua City State. It was one of their less eloquently written communiques.
Official Imperial Communique
To the nation of Gargantua City State.
What the hell are you people thinking? A moose!? As PRIME MINISTER? You people need mental help, and fast.
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:30
Pythogria must agree with Cravan in this case.
The Silver Sky
11-04-2006, 03:35
Eh, it's not so crazy once you've seen a country of goblins and a large colony of talking rats running an internationally available for hire spy agency. You'll get used to it sooner or later.
We congratulate Mendez the Moose on becoming Gargantua City State's new Prime Minster.
Minister of Poking Our Nose Into Other's Businesses
Ted Bigson
Pythogria
11-04-2006, 03:39
Eh, it's not so crazy once you've seen a country of goblins and a large colony of talking rats running an internationally available for hire spy agency. You'll get used to it sooner or later.
We congratulate Mendez the Moose on becoming Gargantua City State's new Prime Minster.
Minister of Poking Our Nose Into Other's Businesses
Ted Bigson
---Secret IC---
"God... I wonder. Why are we called the smartest spiecies on Earth?"
"Sir, I don't even know that."
Taledonia
11-04-2006, 04:53
The Senate has no official comment on this matter, though be advised that they are not amused and this little incident that your people have created will be noted by the other citizen nations as a poor joke, and may have an impact on your popularity when the next elections role by.
The Lone Alliance
11-04-2006, 04:57
Dot. Dot. Dot.
The Lone Alliance Concurs with this statement.
Gargantua City State
11-04-2006, 13:22
Official Imperial Communique
To the nation of Gargantua City State.
What the hell are you people thinking? A moose!? As PRIME MINISTER? You people need mental help, and fast.
Our nation has some of the most mentally fit citizens around. It was with a clear mind and conscious decision that everyone voted. The choice of our people may not be the same as your own, and for us that's fine. Mendez wishes you luck in your own internal politics.
Gargantua City State
11-04-2006, 13:25
The Senate has no official comment on this matter, though be advised that they are not amused and this little incident that your people have created will be noted by the other citizen nations as a poor joke, and may have an impact on your popularity when the next elections role by.
The people of GCS enjoy elections very much. Although our people may debate about issues relating to how to better run the planet, system, and galaxy, we really have little interest in doing so. We have seen that Taledonia and other Republic nations are quite capable of large scale leadership, and are thus quite content for the time being with simply running our own nation.
Official Statement of the Democratic Republic of Hamilay
:D
Hamilay congratulates you on an... enlightened... choice of leadership.
:D
My leader is anthro wolf, and nobody seems to care.