Dontgonearthere
09-04-2006, 21:53
Greetings to the Nations of the Galaxy,
I am President Drohiczyn of Dontgonearthere. For a long time, Dontgonearthere has been in a regrettable state of inactivity due to some trouble with robots, a few assassinations, and some unfourtunate incidents involving the fabric of space and time.
We are happy to announce that GLACORP, using its superior manufacturing technology and high end products, has seized control of the government. The only remaining rebels are holed up in Al Khali, which is being cleared as this message is transmitted.
The purpose for this message is not merely to inform you of our return, however. We are contacting you to inform you of an offer, a mutually benificial deal which will strengthen all those involved.
Several centuries ago, my predecessor, Mr 47, formed an alliance of nations, the Galactic Defence Alliance, dedicated to keeping peace and prosperity between member nations as well as addressing a number of trade issues and allowing for technological sharing.
Dispensing with further descriptive monoloug, I am announcing the reformation of this alliance.
Already one of the former members has been contacted and is willing to rejoin the alliance, Jangle Jangle Ridge will be reassuming its role as head of the Fleet as soon as the representatives arrive.
Should you wish to join, please reply to this transmission via whatever means you feel comfortable with.
Attached is a copy of the Alliances constitution, recovered from the wreckage of the original GDA Building in G'oaway.
I. Member states are not to engage in overt or covert offensive actions against each other.
II. Member states are to aid in the defense of new nations who have not intentionaly provoked attacks on themselves
III. Diplomatic problems between member states are to be settled in war games, trial by combat, or in the Senate
IV. This constitution may be amended at the current leader of the alliances discretion, or by a vote of the members.
V. Member states are to aid in the defense of fellow Alliance members, if they are engaged in a conflict they did not intentionally enter. Alliance aid stops at the borders unless willed otherwise by the Senate.
VI. The Council may vote to declare war by a 3/4 vote.
VII. Promotions may be issued by the current alliance leader or by an officer
VIII. Member nations MUST post in the Alliance Activity Monitor once every week to ensure activity. Full membership will not be granted until the first post.
IX. GDA members are required to provide proof of the reasons for a war to the Senate.
X. Members are expected to make at least a donation to the GDA funds annunaly.
XI. Alliance spoils of war policy:
Land and valuables conquored by the GDA will be divided up among member nations as follows:
4 Shares to Roy
3 Shares to Viceroy
2 Shares to Ground/Space forces commander.
1 Share plus combat bonuses (1 share per battle fought) to each other member in the alliance
Any recovered monetary units will be destroyed or converted into your nations currency. Artifacts of cultural importance such as art, landmarks, and buildings will not be destroyed unless it is unavoidable and are not to be remove from the nation.
XII. Residents of the conqoured nation WILL receive treatment equal to citizens of your nation and a disaster relief program will be set up either by the nation owning that section of land or the GDA. Violation of any of the above will result in suspension or what response the Roy deems acceptable.
XIII. Members will allow free trade with other members.
Thank you for taking the time to consider this offer.
Boleslav Drohiczyn
President of Dontgonearthere
I am President Drohiczyn of Dontgonearthere. For a long time, Dontgonearthere has been in a regrettable state of inactivity due to some trouble with robots, a few assassinations, and some unfourtunate incidents involving the fabric of space and time.
We are happy to announce that GLACORP, using its superior manufacturing technology and high end products, has seized control of the government. The only remaining rebels are holed up in Al Khali, which is being cleared as this message is transmitted.
The purpose for this message is not merely to inform you of our return, however. We are contacting you to inform you of an offer, a mutually benificial deal which will strengthen all those involved.
Several centuries ago, my predecessor, Mr 47, formed an alliance of nations, the Galactic Defence Alliance, dedicated to keeping peace and prosperity between member nations as well as addressing a number of trade issues and allowing for technological sharing.
Dispensing with further descriptive monoloug, I am announcing the reformation of this alliance.
Already one of the former members has been contacted and is willing to rejoin the alliance, Jangle Jangle Ridge will be reassuming its role as head of the Fleet as soon as the representatives arrive.
Should you wish to join, please reply to this transmission via whatever means you feel comfortable with.
Attached is a copy of the Alliances constitution, recovered from the wreckage of the original GDA Building in G'oaway.
I. Member states are not to engage in overt or covert offensive actions against each other.
II. Member states are to aid in the defense of new nations who have not intentionaly provoked attacks on themselves
III. Diplomatic problems between member states are to be settled in war games, trial by combat, or in the Senate
IV. This constitution may be amended at the current leader of the alliances discretion, or by a vote of the members.
V. Member states are to aid in the defense of fellow Alliance members, if they are engaged in a conflict they did not intentionally enter. Alliance aid stops at the borders unless willed otherwise by the Senate.
VI. The Council may vote to declare war by a 3/4 vote.
VII. Promotions may be issued by the current alliance leader or by an officer
VIII. Member nations MUST post in the Alliance Activity Monitor once every week to ensure activity. Full membership will not be granted until the first post.
IX. GDA members are required to provide proof of the reasons for a war to the Senate.
X. Members are expected to make at least a donation to the GDA funds annunaly.
XI. Alliance spoils of war policy:
Land and valuables conquored by the GDA will be divided up among member nations as follows:
4 Shares to Roy
3 Shares to Viceroy
2 Shares to Ground/Space forces commander.
1 Share plus combat bonuses (1 share per battle fought) to each other member in the alliance
Any recovered monetary units will be destroyed or converted into your nations currency. Artifacts of cultural importance such as art, landmarks, and buildings will not be destroyed unless it is unavoidable and are not to be remove from the nation.
XII. Residents of the conqoured nation WILL receive treatment equal to citizens of your nation and a disaster relief program will be set up either by the nation owning that section of land or the GDA. Violation of any of the above will result in suspension or what response the Roy deems acceptable.
XIII. Members will allow free trade with other members.
Thank you for taking the time to consider this offer.
Boleslav Drohiczyn
President of Dontgonearthere