NationStates Jolt Archive

Lincolin Nebraska

unkown:"Lloyd wake up"
Lloyd:"go away!"
unkown:"dude freaking zombies man in the back yard"
Lloyd:"marcus what the fuck are you doing in my house"
marcus:"dude mother fucking zombies"
Lloyd gets out of bed. he notices that marcus has a pistol and a rifel in his hand. he laughs
Lloyd:"what the hell"
he looks out the window. theres a few ppl stagering around. he notices his fenc is torin down
Lloyd:"marcus this beter be a realy elabret joke or im guna kill you"
marcus:"no man freaking zombies here take the rifel and lets go my dads truck is parked out side.hurry up"
Lloyd:"well let me get dresed"
marcus:"hurry up man"
Lloyd looks at marcus and notices a bite on his leg.
Lloyd:"marcus your bit"
marcus:"so"
Lloyd:"well when you get bit in the movies dude"
marcus:"lets just wait for me to turn dude"
Lloyd looks around.walks up stairs comes back down
Lloyd:"wheres taz"
marcus:"hes out side in the back of the truck the zombies wont tuch him its wierd"
Lloyd walks up to marcus in his bright orange hoody. grabs the rifel and starts walking up stairs. then turns around.
Lloyd:"marcus come on lets hurry up and get the hell out of here"
marcus:"BRAINS!"
Lloyd:"GOD DANMIT"
Lloyd coks the rifel and blows marcuses head off
Lloyd:"what did i tell you once your bitt your dun"
Lloyd walks up stairs and gose out side. looks around and counts the zombies.
Lloyd:"well here we go"
Lloyd starts poping them off left and right
Lloyd walks up the sreet he sees the anoying litel neighbor kid fall down.Lloyd walks up and sees blood on his knee.
Kid:"you seen it i triped and skined it up you seen it"
Lloyd:"i saw no such thing you zombie spawn"
Lloyd lets him get back up and run then poaches him off with the thirty ot six

father grigori got up and went for his corn flakes.
things had been boring in town since gordon freeman killed the town's zombies.
he opened the downstairs curtains and saw his next door neighbor, al, pressed against the window.
gregory: get the hell off my window you satanic bitch!
al: urrrrrrrr...uuuuuuurrrr...
(gregory picks up western rifle and blows als brains all over his patio.)
gregory: nobody gets blood on my window.
the court was gonna be on his ass for this. after he was ready,
he dicided to hit the town.

Eli shuffled into the bathroom. 'What a crazy night' he thought and stepped into the shower. He was hung over from a huge party and needed to shake the grogginess. The steam rose up and fogged the bathroom mirror. He stepped out and wiped the mirror. And picked at his teeth. He went to his bedroom and tried to find clean clothes in a pile of dirty ones. He got dressed and walked into the dining room. He shared a apartment with a friedn, Dave. Dave was a dick but paid his half of the utilities.
''Hey Dave! You up yet?" he called out. There was no reply. Then he heard feet shuffling and Dave lumbered into the room, moaning. "Dave, you look a little pale, you should lie down" he said to Dave. But he didn't reply. Dave staggered closer and continued moaning and grabbed Eli. Eli threw him off to a wall
'What the fuck is your problem!?" he shouted. Dave looked up at him, mouth agape eyes pale and milky. "What's wrong?" Dave lunged at him again and again Eli threw him off. 'I'm warning you, I've give you one!" he shouted and punched Dave in the face, his cheek was icy cold.

Eli was a fan of zombie movies and right after that he determined that dave was a zombie. he had all the symptoms. he ran into the next room and got out a baseball bat and swung it at Dave's head, smashing it.
''Sorry Dave". Dave twitched on the ground and he recieved another wack, finishing him off.
'What the fuck's goin' on?" he said "But first I need some breakfast" and he sat down and had a bowl of cereal.

gregory seemed to notice the population were a bit...wierd today.
especially since he had to kill people to stop them chewing on him.
then it hit him! zombies!
gregory:muthafuckas!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
al:uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
greg:I SHOT YOU DAMNIT!
BLAM!

Andrew fell back onto the ground. He scanned the field and the bodies of his fallen comrades. The zombies had gotten to his troop only minutes before, they killed all of his friend. Everyone he knew was dead, the training had not prepared him for something this horrible. He tighted his grip on his M4 Rifle and took three shots at a zombie eating his fill of one of Andrew's friends. The zombie fell back and lay on the ground dead...well deader then he was before. Andrew Natz Volker, A sargent in the US army, had just been sent out on a training recon exercise.

(Andrew's memory)
"'ey sarge, why we gotta do this shit...also man cant ya change the music."
The radio blaired RATM-Bulls on parade and Sgt. Volker was sitting in the front chair of the truck, he was the closest to the radio and had controle of it.
"No privet im the leader of this squad you listen to me."
"Alright...dont have to get so mad man just was wondering."
"K well next time dont ask, if command says we do this than we do this NO QUESTIONS!!"
The sagrent scanned his troops and then looked forward, behind the truck. The road was soggy wet but somthing bothered Andrew. Just a second ago he heard the truck hit some animal, he heard the little shriek from it, but the thing wasn`t on the road now. He questioned this for some time before shaking it off then went back to normal business.
"WERE HERE BOYS, GET OUT TIME TO SHOW COMMAND WHATCHA LEARNED."
The driver yelled back and everyone got out, they organized in a group. Everyone knelt down and got ready for orders when a loud groan came from the left side of the road. The troops looked over and saw around ten zombie like figures walk slowly toward them.
"Who the fuck are these clowns."
"Wicked sick man, look that guys got no arms man what the fuck is the matter with this picture sarge."

Andrew came back to reality, he shuddered a bit then scanned the area for more zombies. He held his gun up to his eye to take aim.

greg:shit yes!
he had just found a tank. an abandoned tank.
joebloggszombie:aaaaauuurrrrraa...braiiiiiiiiiiinsssssssssss
BLAM!
gregory gets into tank.
zombiehorde:uuuuuuuuuurrrrr...aaarrrr...aaaiiieeee...yaaarrrruuurrrr....innit!
BOOM

Pentti was standing in the middle of the main street of the town, with an axe in his hand. He had killed two hundred zombies today and was feeling very happy.Suddenly a tank came out of nowhere, shooting zombies who all said "Oooowrrrraaaagh." Pentti laughed. He laughed really hard. Then he raised his hand and shouted "HELLO!" to the tank. He then proceeded to kill more zombies with his axe.

OOC: Is there a signup somewhere, or can we just join like this? PLZPLZ lemme in, tis is so kool!