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Got Criminals, Troublemakers, Undesirables? The Foreign Army Can Help! (MT)

Arbeiterreich
02-04-2006, 11:47
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The People's Republic of Arbeiterreich

Do you have criminals taking up space in your prisons, wasting your precious government resources with food, water, heating and shelter? Do you have undesirable elements of your society that are causing trouble for your police force, your army, your government? Are your youth unemployment rates too high, and those young layabouts sucking up handouts without wanting to work? Or do you have brave souls who want to volunteer for a life of foreign travel, exciting combat and noble comradeship?

We can help.

The Volksrepublik-Fremde Armee is a newly established branch of the Arbeiterreichian Armed Forces, which aims to use people of these description in the role of infantry and mechanised warfare. Governments wishing to dispense of these people can sign them off on lifetime contracts to the Volksrepublik-Fremde Armee.

This benefits foreign nations by immediately removing those people who would cause trouble for their government, and leave the government with extra resources not being spent on the upkeep of these prisoners. The Volksrepublik-Fremde Armee will take anyone that governments wish to sign off to the People's Republic, who will be kept in line by the use of extremely strict, somewhat cut-throat officership that will tolerate no misbehaviour.

So what are you waiting for? Contact the Central Recruitment Centre of the Foreign Army at recruitment@fremdearmee.aa, and stand by to have your problems relieved!

This has been a message from the Ministerium für allgemeines Wissen (Ministry for Public Knowledge)
Arbeiterreich
02-04-2006, 21:24
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03-04-2006, 00:04
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03-04-2006, 21:54
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