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---SOVIET KARELIA NEWS OFFICE---

Soviet freedom through television, SKNO

* hammer and sickle appear to screen, and International starts playing for little moment *

BIRTH OF SOVIET KARELIA CONFIRMED

Brith of Soviet Karelia is now confirmed by Vasili Gorbalev. Karelian Bolshevik Party was elected to lead this country, and to turn this land to socialist system. Gorbalev informed, that we are accepting ALL requests for embassies and diplomatic exchanges.

NEW POLICY BY KBP

KBP has accepted Lenin's NEP policy from early 20's. Comrades are allowed to start small businesses, but major industries are seized by KBP. All agricultural experts and farmers will be sent to soviet households, where they will be paid with fair wages.

Socialist rewards, Tatjana Kirov

President Copeland was not pleased when he heard of the election of a socialist government in Soviet Karelia. "I am happy that democracy has been achieved in this nation," said Copeland on this matter. "But I am disappointed that they were misleaded into choosing a socialist government. These governments tend to support Islamic Terrorist groups, which have been targetting Chitzeland recently. I want the leaders of Soviet Karelia to make sure they are not supporting these insurgents, and for them to know that I will be watching them."

From: Prime Minister Valerik Dantes
To: Soviet Karelia

The Worker's State of Kulikovo applaudes and congratulates your recent elections and your shift to a Socialist-based government. We are most interested in setting up diplomatic and economic ties with your nation. This is a bright moment for Socialists everywhere.

From: Prime Minister Valerik Dantes
To: Soviet Karelia

The Worker's State of Kulikovo applaudes and congratulates your recent elections and your shift to a Socialist-based government. We are most interested in setting up diplomatic and economic ties with your nation. This is a bright moment for Socialists everywhere.

We happily accept your offers, comrade Dantes. We shall send ambadassor Vladimir Sarek to represent our nation in Kulikovo.

Socialist regards, Vasili Gorbalev

President Copeland was not pleased when he heard of the election of a socialist government in Soviet Karelia. "I am happy that democracy has been achieved in this nation," said Copeland on this matter. "But I am disappointed that they were misleaded into choosing a socialist government. These governments tend to support Islamic Terrorist groups, which have been targetting Chitzeland recently. I want the leaders of Soviet Karelia to make sure they are not supporting these insurgents, and for them to know that I will be watching them."

"People of Karelia wants to note, that Karelia has been democracy since formation of Fenno-Karelian SSR after World War 2. We had moment of "decline" as Republic of Karelia until these elections, and when we became indenpendent from Russia this year, we created Karelian SSR again. So, actually, we have been democratic since World War 2. We are not supporting terrorists, no christian or moslem."

Socialist regards, Vasili Gorbalev