Onlogorgonis Maple (Sham)Elections
Very Evil Psychosis
31-03-2006, 03:39
The Imperial News
It is once again that time of year for the Bevelac Onlogorgonis Maple elections. The parties have not changed, nor have their opinions, and they are all still subservent to the Onlonperpes.
Republican Federalists
Conservative Liberals
Radical Reactionaries
Authortarian Libertarians
Capitlaist Communists
And now for the list of the Idealist parties:
The Bevelac Communist Union
The Bevelac Capitalist Coalition
What are their stances on social and economic issues?
Chitzeland
31-03-2006, 03:51
President Copeland, who himself has been recently reelected, sends hopeful wishes to the Authoritarian Libertarians. "I wish the best of luck to fellow Libertarian parties in other nations, and congratulate them for bravely carrying out the democratic process in a world where many wish death upon democracy."
Very Evil Psychosis
31-03-2006, 13:25
What are their stances on social and economic issues?
Their stances are unimportant, as all decisions are made by the Onlonperpes. And we outlawed libertarians. They get in the way of civilization.
Madnestan
31-03-2006, 16:37
What the hell is Capitalist Communist supposed to mean?
Well I can't vote if all I see are names.
Very Evil Psychosis
01-04-2006, 02:53
OOC: Capitalist communist = It emphasises the uselessness and unimportance of the parties
More than names = With how the government is run, it doesn't matter who wins, the Onlonperpes makes all the decisions.
Franberry
01-04-2006, 02:56
So we can vote for anyone? and Its pointless?
So this thread is pointless?
[NS]Kreynoria
01-04-2006, 18:06
Oh my! It seems you have left out the poor Progressive Traditionals.
Very Evil Psychosis
02-04-2006, 02:27
Kreynoria']Oh my! It seems you have left out the poor Progressive Traditionals.
You're right, we need someone to moderate the Radical Reactionaries.