NationStates Jolt Archive


The New Ultimate Weapon (FT, maybe?)

Seven Spin Clans
25-03-2006, 23:25
Behold, the ultimate in Weapons Technology!
The Pointy Stick!
http://home.comcast.net/~charliebcz/PointyStick/PSplan.gif
Yes, now you to can own a pointy stick of your own, capable of defeating any armour, slaying your enemies at the astonishing distance of one meter and you can throw it to!
And now, for the amazingly low, low price of $2, you can own your OWN pointy stick, the amazing Weapon of the Future that kills people and leaves cities standing!
Coming soon:
The Burnt Pointy Stick (AKA: Pointy Stick Mk II)
Taledonia
25-03-2006, 23:28
Ahaha, when I saw the thread title I was expecting you to reveil something serious like a suped up Death Star or something, but this is much better, I'll take ten million to outfit my entire army!
Pythogria
25-03-2006, 23:42
No! Pythogria will bombard you from orbit if you continue to sell WMD's!

:p

j/k.

We'll buy one... for testing.
1010102
26-03-2006, 00:04
i will make an advanved order of the burnt sticks of 10 milion of them.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:11
Martian colony 43 will make an order of 100,000 pointy sticks to wall off the president's garden.

We would also like to make a reserve order of 100,000 Pointy stick mk 2's.

This comes to $200,000, and money will be wired upon confirmation.
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 00:11
Actually that comes to $400,000. $2 per stick.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:15
Actually that comes to $400,000. $2 per stick.

That's just for the Mk 1's. Don't know the cost of Mk 2's yet. They'll probably come with all sorts of new colours and features.
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 00:19
Good point. Maybe they could make a special *gasp* SUPER SHARP version! Now that would be a WMD.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:23
Good point. Maybe they could make a special *gasp* SUPER SHARP version! Now that would be a WMD.

Let's not go crazy. Some things are still beyond the reach of man.
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 00:24
A guy can dream, can't he? What about a LONG version?
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:27
A guy can dream, can't he? What about a LONG version?

You, sir, live your life with your head in the clouds...
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 00:28
Or maybe a... *gets slapped*

Fine, fine...
Taledonia
26-03-2006, 00:28
Or how bout one without a point!? Wow, what a man could do with a blunt object like that...(dozes off...)
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 00:28
*slaps Taledonia* that's impossible!
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:31
I was thinking more along the lines of an inbuilt mobile phone. No man in the world has the resources to pull off a blunt stick. You people...
1010102
26-03-2006, 00:37
i wonder if theres a way to fire this out of a plasma cannon.............
Seven Spin Clans
26-03-2006, 00:42
Excellent, a plasma-propelled pointy-stick....I shall write that down ;)

Anyway, we are currently working on the CURVED pointy stick for poking your enemies around corners.
As for a long pointy stick, try roping two pointy sticks together, or possibly three if you like to live dangerously.
Just remember, do not look directly at the point of the pointy stick while cleaning it.
1010102
26-03-2006, 00:44
good i want full cedit and 75% of the profit from that.
Seven Spin Clans
26-03-2006, 00:48
Maybe...not.
Taledonia
26-03-2006, 00:51
Ahahaha, a curved pointy stick.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 00:54
Recently, a pointy stick that glowed fluro green when giant giraffes were about was featured in a smash hit movie. We were wondering if you'd like to go into joint business with the toy company MARSco. to manufacture a non-lethal toy version of this (possibly with cool sound effects when swung). Our best engineers are perplexed, and it seems they need your help. If you except this, you'll be handsomly payed.
Pythogria
26-03-2006, 02:22
Yes, I'll buy 2 million normal sticks for $4 million.
Hyperspatial Travel
01-04-2006, 10:52
We must warn you. We have pointy sticks of our own. If you continue to sell pointy sticks to anyone, even terrorists, and small children with $2, we will not hesitate to poke you with our pointy sticks.

You have been warned.

- Official Ministry for Pointy Sticks