Allanea
21-03-2006, 22:35
A nice-looking, scantily clad lady appears on the screen. She is standing on a hill overlooking Liberty-City, smiling at the camera.
“Good day, my friends. I am Buffy, and I work for the Liberty-City Small Business Union. The LCSB and the Mayor of Liberty City have decided to cooperate in creating this fa-bu-lous new advertisement, explaining just why you should visit sunny Liberty-City. And just so you know aforehand, there are five good, good, good reasons to do it!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number One: The Sex Life
The girl is now standing in front of a large building with the words Uncle Mike's Happy Ranch written on the front.
'Allanea is a free country – that means we have the proper attitude to sex. If he or she is over 16 and consents, whatever you do with them is basically legal – as is bestiality, if any of you cared. So is public nudity, prostitution, and any number of weird things you might think about, as long as they don't harm any unwilling bystanders. More – because of these attitudes, you would be more likely to get laid after meeting someone in a pub – sometimes, to get laid in the pub – than you would be in any other nation. But if, somehow, you do manage not to get laid, well, prostitution and porn are legal too!'
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Two: The Night Life
The girl is now sitting at a glass table at a restaurant
'That is not even half of it. Since Allanea is a free country, all drugs are legal. Any adult sane individual is free insert hemp, morphium, tobacco, alcohol – even cyanide – into his body, as long as he knows what is it exactly he is inserting there. As such, mind-alterng substances are legal, clean, cheap, plentiful and varied – creating a variety of night clubs and restaurants to be frequented by their uses. I'm sittting at one now.”
She makes a line of some white substances on the table and snorts it down expertly
“The variety of music at those clubs is as great as you imagine – coming from rap to metal to filks, and anything in between. You could be stoned, but never bored!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Three: The Weirdness
Now the setting is a Star Trek club
“Speaking of varied, Liberty-City is a gathering place for all sorts of different subculures. Gamers, goths, hippies, Scientologists, Trekkies, Warsies, Murcockians and Magic: The Gathering junkies all congregate here in large numbers, and some – like the Trekkies – take over entire areas of the city. So if you're like me, interested in the sketches for the original Warp engine from T-O-S, this city is for you!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Four: The Religion
The girl Stands in front of the Scientology Church building
“If you were about to ask, religion, too, is free in Allanea – and in Port-Allanea, all the various New Religious Movements, too, flow together in large numbers. If you are a Scientologist, a Branch Davidian or a LaVeyan, you know what you should do: you should visit shiny Liberty-City. Liberty-City: Get here before the Rapture Does.”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
THE MAIN REASON[
The girl stands on the hill again
“Hello, boys and girls. We're all done... wait? We only listed four reasons? Well, there IS a fifth reason. And that reason is me. Because, you understand, I live in sunny Liberty-City too. And you do want to meet me, don't you?”
The girl begins to undress slowly and sensually. The show ends.
CALL FOR VISAS: 1-800-4344-VISA
FOREIGN OFFICIALS ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE DEPARTMENT OF STATE FOR VISA AGREEMENTS.
OOC: This would work on the same principle as the Pink Bunny Cola thread. Just post the effect this would have on your nation, and how many tourists you think would want to come to Liberty-City and such. :D
“Good day, my friends. I am Buffy, and I work for the Liberty-City Small Business Union. The LCSB and the Mayor of Liberty City have decided to cooperate in creating this fa-bu-lous new advertisement, explaining just why you should visit sunny Liberty-City. And just so you know aforehand, there are five good, good, good reasons to do it!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number One: The Sex Life
The girl is now standing in front of a large building with the words Uncle Mike's Happy Ranch written on the front.
'Allanea is a free country – that means we have the proper attitude to sex. If he or she is over 16 and consents, whatever you do with them is basically legal – as is bestiality, if any of you cared. So is public nudity, prostitution, and any number of weird things you might think about, as long as they don't harm any unwilling bystanders. More – because of these attitudes, you would be more likely to get laid after meeting someone in a pub – sometimes, to get laid in the pub – than you would be in any other nation. But if, somehow, you do manage not to get laid, well, prostitution and porn are legal too!'
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Two: The Night Life
The girl is now sitting at a glass table at a restaurant
'That is not even half of it. Since Allanea is a free country, all drugs are legal. Any adult sane individual is free insert hemp, morphium, tobacco, alcohol – even cyanide – into his body, as long as he knows what is it exactly he is inserting there. As such, mind-alterng substances are legal, clean, cheap, plentiful and varied – creating a variety of night clubs and restaurants to be frequented by their uses. I'm sittting at one now.”
She makes a line of some white substances on the table and snorts it down expertly
“The variety of music at those clubs is as great as you imagine – coming from rap to metal to filks, and anything in between. You could be stoned, but never bored!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Three: The Weirdness
Now the setting is a Star Trek club
“Speaking of varied, Liberty-City is a gathering place for all sorts of different subculures. Gamers, goths, hippies, Scientologists, Trekkies, Warsies, Murcockians and Magic: The Gathering junkies all congregate here in large numbers, and some – like the Trekkies – take over entire areas of the city. So if you're like me, interested in the sketches for the original Warp engine from T-O-S, this city is for you!”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
Reason Number Four: The Religion
The girl Stands in front of the Scientology Church building
“If you were about to ask, religion, too, is free in Allanea – and in Port-Allanea, all the various New Religious Movements, too, flow together in large numbers. If you are a Scientologist, a Branch Davidian or a LaVeyan, you know what you should do: you should visit shiny Liberty-City. Liberty-City: Get here before the Rapture Does.”
Camera shifts, and a headline appears:
THE MAIN REASON[
The girl stands on the hill again
“Hello, boys and girls. We're all done... wait? We only listed four reasons? Well, there IS a fifth reason. And that reason is me. Because, you understand, I live in sunny Liberty-City too. And you do want to meet me, don't you?”
The girl begins to undress slowly and sensually. The show ends.
CALL FOR VISAS: 1-800-4344-VISA
FOREIGN OFFICIALS ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE DEPARTMENT OF STATE FOR VISA AGREEMENTS.
OOC: This would work on the same principle as the Pink Bunny Cola thread. Just post the effect this would have on your nation, and how many tourists you think would want to come to Liberty-City and such. :D