NationStates Jolt Archive


Have a nice cup of…

Ottoman Khaif
20-03-2006, 01:42
Julian Soda Company is proud to present the following commercial


All out of nowhere a crazy cross-eye dude comes with bottle of some of new drink. He says the following

“When I need something to wake me up…I take a bottle of Have a nice cup of shut f**k up and gets me going.” Then he drinks the entire bottle of HANCOSFU, after drinking the red fluid. He screams out the following

“DAMN THAT ONE WAS GOOD MOTHER F**KING DRINK…ITS MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING!” Then he punches a hole in the movie set wall.

“THIS SHIT IS SO POWERFUL, you’ll punch something or someone within seconds of drinking it!”

Cuts to another scene

The crazy cross-eye dude is having an heated debate with a friend, and gives him a bottle of HANCOSFU and makes him drink…right after drinking the bottle he just STFU because he lost his voice.

“If your losing a debate with someone…given them a nice bottle of HANCOSFU and you can make them STFU in no time!”

Company notes: This drink is ultra hot liquid made with wasbi and other ingredients..if you have heart problem it is not good to drink this..or you’ll most likely died. Copyright of the Julian Soda Company.

*Then the commercial was over*
Hayord
20-03-2006, 01:46
OOC: *throws it at you*
Franberry
20-03-2006, 01:55
(OOC: what exactly is the point of this?)
Ottoman Khaif
20-03-2006, 01:58
(OOC: what exactly is the point of this?)
OOC:Just to post some random humor.
Ottoman Khaif
20-03-2006, 02:03
Al Muslimeen News Network

The Ministry of Defense has confirmed the rumors that HANCOSFU drink will become a stranded issue part of the MREs for all the arm forces branches. In other news, the AMI and other intelligences have bought a large stockpile of the drink, claiming its makes people talk….