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Interested in a 007 thread? say it here...

Naktan
18-03-2006, 06:40
I've been thinking about creating a 007 line in here, and I'm not certain of the history [haven't been here in over a year...and still getting the tricks of the trade out...]...And while I'm one to just start it out, I just want to know if this will get enough attention to have some fun with it and whether it's worth the pain...

So basically, this is going to a new 007 feature, with new locations, new villains, and new girls... Someone will RP out 007 in his various exploits around the world and other people can join in and provide reasonable tips about what's going with this secret evil plot to do damage to the world or whatever. I'll be M16 [i.e. the guy who runs the show on what the assignment is...and after M16 has run its use, I'll just watch this thread to keep it clean...I might occassionally step in as well...]

So the rules for this thread...

1- 007 never dies [except for that one time he went to Hong Kong...]
2- The villain has to die sometime and his plot must fail
3- The villain must have a diabolical scheme to overrun the world with chaos and ruin, and moderately [even nearly] succeed before 007 intervenes
4- Girls must be ultrahot
5- Sex scenes are in place, but keep it extremely clean - don't want to upset kid's parents...
6- Since I will be running Q Branch, 007 must use all of the new technology that Q gives him for employment
7- [not a rule as much as it is tradition] Bond must destroy one of Q-gadgets in some amusing form or another [i.e. car jumps off a cliff and 007 parachutes out, leaving the car to roll to its miserable demise]
8- Bond quotes are a definite must [i.e. 007 gets captured and villain holds him over bottomless pit: "That's a long way down." - not the greatest example, but you get the idea]
9- M16 is the final authority on all things! No ifs, buts, ands, or ors...
10- HAVE FUN - if you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong...

So anyways... just tell me if this is workable...
Naktan
18-03-2006, 19:27
[one vote so far? :) at least its nice :)]
Naktan
18-03-2006, 20:00
and if you're willing to try, please tell me who you'd like to RP:

-007
-the villain
-CIA
-FSB
-other IA
-the Bond girl
-other girls
-evil girls
-evil guys
-villain henchmen
-random people
-good people
-bad people
-governments
-anyone else [except M16 (M, Q)...]
Taralkea
18-03-2006, 20:02
Evil guys.
Ttambo
18-03-2006, 20:05
I wouldn't have any qualms about playing some diabolical villain or one of his henchmen. I also wouldn't have a problem playing an ultrahot, uber-slutty Bond girl or an aiding member of the Ttamboan secret service.
Taralkea
18-03-2006, 20:08
I wouldn't have any qualms about playing some diabolical villain or one of his henchmen. I also wouldn't have a problem playing an ultrahot, uber-slutty Bond girl or an aiding member of the Ttamboan secret service.
Can't argue there.
Naktan
18-03-2006, 20:26
I wouldn't have any qualms about playing some diabolical villain or one of his henchmen. I also wouldn't have a problem playing an ultrahot, uber-slutty Bond girl or an aiding member of the Ttamboan secret service.

try to use RL countries...the first question 007 would ask, "Where is Ttambo?"
Naktan
18-03-2006, 20:47
would it help if I gave the plot in advance?
Questers
18-03-2006, 20:57
One thing, it's MI6, not M16. MI6 is Military Intelligence Section 6, and M16 is M Sixteen.

Anyway, it's interesting, and if I wasn't too lazy to post, i'd participate - in fact, i'd probably join anyway, but I don't want to ruin the RP while everyone waits on me. Sounds good fun though and i'll read it if you do do it.
Taralkea
18-03-2006, 21:03
I would join if I got to be evil.
Naktan
18-03-2006, 21:07
One thing, it's MI6, not M16. MI6 is Military Intelligence Section 6, and M16 is M Sixteen.

Anyway, it's interesting, and if I wasn't too lazy to post, i'd participate - in fact, i'd probably join anyway, but I don't want to ruin the RP while everyone waits on me. Sounds good fun though and i'll read it if you do do it.

I know that :D I'm used to writing out M16 from other sites however [for the weapon...]... thanks for reminding me :) I barely realized I was speelling it wrong...
Kulikovo
18-03-2006, 21:10
What is the IA and FSB? I'm interested in being on this thread.
Naktan
18-03-2006, 21:25
What is the IA and FSB? I'm interested in being on this thread.

IA = intelligence agency [from another country]

FSB = Federal Security Service [Федеральная служба безопасности]

Zukovsky makes a quote about the FSB and the KGB... "different name, same friendly service" :D
Kulikovo
18-03-2006, 21:31
If this is set in the past, then I'll be KGB.

If this is in the present, then I'll be MI6
Naktan
18-03-2006, 21:36
If this is set in the past, then I'll be KGB.

If this is in the present, then I'll be MI6

[I'm MI6... but you can be FSB :p ... This is set in the present [I originally wrote past...stupid me...]]
Kulikovo
18-03-2006, 21:37
I'll be KGB, how's that?
Canadstein
18-03-2006, 21:55
Cia
Drexel Hillsville
18-03-2006, 21:57
I would like to note that not all of the Baddies died in their debut. Jaws for example was in at least two bond films. I wouldn't mind RPing a character such as this.
Naktan
18-03-2006, 22:12
I would like to note that not all of the Baddies died in their debut. Jaws for example was in at least two bond films. I wouldn't mind RPing a character such as this.

he wasnt a super evil villain like Stromberg or Drake...he even turned good...

but thanks for your input :)
Drexel Hillsville
18-03-2006, 22:15
he wasnt a super evil villain like Stromberg or Drake...he even turned good...

but thanks for your input :)

He was just an example, I remember there being others but their names' escape my mind at the moment. Also, would a reoccuring character like that be acceptable? Maybe a mercenary based one?
Naktan
18-03-2006, 22:28
sure

makes it an interesting rivalry :eek:

BTW we still need 007...


examples of recurring villains are far and few in between...there are recurring friends, like my favorite Zukovsky :) too bad he died...
Naktan
18-03-2006, 23:16
M: Where is 007?

Q: Our scanners are still looking for him. Despite wielding some of the most fascinating technology in the world, we can't seem to find our top gun...
Naktan
18-03-2006, 23:37
Who wants to play 007?
Frozopia
18-03-2006, 23:47
Not me, but I would RP a SAS based squad sent in to back the man himself up, if or when he needs it.
Just 20 men maybe. Good chance to practise my Counter Strike: Source skills.
Naktan
19-03-2006, 01:00
assuming that we'll find a James Bond, is anyone opposed to starting a 007 thread now?
Frozopia
19-03-2006, 01:52
Wait for a 007 to appear.
Taralkea
19-03-2006, 02:00
assuming that we'll find a James Bond, is anyone opposed to starting a 007 thread now?
Not really, if I've never watched James Bond is it okay if I join?
Pythogria
19-03-2006, 02:01
Perhaps I could RP a government? I'm interested.
Naktan
19-03-2006, 05:35
sure to all :)

If you want to know what a Bond movie is like, get Goldfinger from the video rental place or however you get movies...the archetypal Bond film :)
Naktan
19-03-2006, 05:52
On that note, who wants to RP 007?
Taralkea
19-03-2006, 05:53
I guess I will, thuogh I'd rather be the villian.
Naktan
19-03-2006, 06:25
I guess I will, thuogh I'd rather be the villian.

if you don't want to be, you don't have to be...it's better if we have someone who wants to be 007 ...
Taralkea
19-03-2006, 06:26
Thanks, is this thread created yet?
Naktan
19-03-2006, 06:33
Thanks, is this thread created yet?

someone said to wait until we had 007...
Naktan
19-03-2006, 07:25
well, I'll keep calling for 007...he's bound to show up sometime in the near future...
Naktan
19-03-2006, 19:04
still looking for 007...
Taralkea
19-03-2006, 19:40
Come on people!
Naktan
19-03-2006, 21:35
well, I think I don't know why people like villains...but I especially don't know why people don't like 007...
Drexel Hillsville
19-03-2006, 21:47
I think people like the bad guys better because they don't require a long time commitment on this...
Naktan
19-03-2006, 21:58
On this list of people who voted, there's a whole bunch of who said they'd try but didn't leave any sort of post stating who'd they like to try...maybe one of them wants to be Bond :)
Naktan
20-03-2006, 15:55
Well, this thing goes on until wherever, but I'll leave the thread open if anyone wants to post ooc comments here...I'll create the main thread soon [even if we don't havev 007...]
Naktan
21-03-2006, 06:58
Tomorrow, I'll start up a 007 thread...in the meantime, I hope that 007 does appear or we'll just have to see what happens to 009... :eek:
Naktan
21-03-2006, 23:49
The Main Thread is here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10614904

Please continue to use this thread for OOC purposes...
Geneticon
21-03-2006, 23:53
I would be Bond... but I've never seen any of the movies... is that a requirement?
Prairie du sac
21-03-2006, 23:59
can i be japan. any evil plot has to involve japan.
Naktan
22-03-2006, 02:31
I would be Bond... but I've never seen any of the movies... is that a requirement?

not really...it certainly helps though...

go rent Goldfinger!!!
Naktan
22-03-2006, 02:32
can i be japan. any evil plot has to involve japan.

I'll try...
Geneticon
22-03-2006, 03:12
not really...it certainly helps though...

go rent Goldfinger!!!

Can i just have a gun and blast people... with an english accent of course. Plus I get all those cool cars!
Naktan
22-03-2006, 04:30
I'll tell you; Bond's character is important, so I'll ask you three questions about Bond that is essential to his character. If you answer them all correctly, you're Bond.

1 - What branch of the armed services did Bond serve in?

2 - What is his drink?

3 - What is Bond's weapon of choice?
Geneticon
22-03-2006, 16:13
1. BSS (british secret service)

2. vodka martinis

3. Walther PPK or P99.
Naktan
22-03-2006, 18:42
1. BSS (british secret service)

2. vodka martinis

3. Walther PPK or P99.

everything right except for #1...

Commander Bond served in the British Navy...

vodka martini

Walther PPK... :)

good enough :)
Genetican
22-03-2006, 20:00
posting now...
Drexel Hillsville
23-03-2006, 03:25
In response to what Naktan said on the other thread, Bond isn't very active so we are trying ot advance the plot as much as we can with out him. Plus there has not been much that we've done, alot of the posts were casual banter between characters to show what they are like. Also, are OOC comments tagged onto the end of a post okay if they are relevant to the post?
Naktan
23-03-2006, 03:45
of course...

as long as they don't go into "what's your life story?" kind of stuff...

it's not that I don't liike them [I actually don't care that much...], but it's confusing to player trying to RP about Nigeria if they're reading stuff about the Superbowl... :D

just try to keep it clean, and I was just noting that comment to make sure that remembered why we're here :) carry on :)
Siap
27-03-2006, 05:00
I know it may be a little too late, but I am a big Bond fan. I was wondering if I could join in as one of Bond's old associates? I was thinking possibly Valentine Zukovsky (I know he was killed in "The World is Not Enough", but perhaps he could've survived?) Valentine is one of my favorite characters.
Naktan
28-03-2006, 01:53
Until further notice, I won't be able to get on this forum anymore...academics have taken a dip for the worse, seeing as 6 weeks grades weren't too happy and 10 weeks doesn't look good either unless I shape up...besides, I'll be doing tours this Saturday, so I'm pretty much out of this whole NS thingy...

I'm thinking that this thing is pretty much dead, so it doesn't really matter much, but if there's any question about where I am, you'll know...

good luck to you!!!
Geneticon
28-03-2006, 21:47
Anybody want to help revive this? We'll need a MI6 and Q...
Brydog
28-03-2006, 21:49
I will be MI6
Geneticon
29-03-2006, 14:08
I will be MI6

All right. Can you be Q as well?