NationStates Jolt Archive

On this day, Israel officially establishes a new alliance, the JJL. The alliance exists for the soul purpose of protecting all Jews. This alliance will not hesitate to take action against Nazi nations or other anti-semites even if they pose no threat to their neighbors. If they partake in pogroms or genocide againt the Jews, we will view it as an act of war against all Jews and take action aagainst them.

We urge all nations to join the JJL. Israel's representative to this new alliance will be a citizen of ours, Mordechai Jefferson Carver.

Signed,

President Reinsdorf.

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Official Communique of the Government of the Fascist Republic of Kravania

The Fascist Republic of Kravania opposes the creation of this vile Jewish plot to destroy the freedoms of nations.

This move by Israel, only proves to the world that the Jews are and always have been a race of traitors and plotters, who seek to crush all non-Jews under their own Satanic tyranny.

Kravania is proud of it's anti-Zionist credentials and shall consider military action against Israel if Israel refuses to disband the terrorist group it is forming.

Kravania shall also announce that 1000 Jews shall be executed in public, to warn the terrorist state of Israel, that Kravania shall make the Jews suffer like they never have done before, should they continue with their vile imperialist agenda.

This is our only warning, disband the JJL or be wiped out.

Consider this a war against Israel. Consider your country warned that the superpower that is Israel is planning on destroying your nation if you carry this act out.

OOC:Watched The Hebrew Hammer on Comedy Central last night eh? Me too. Unfortunately though, this alliance would make it certain I'd go to war almost constantly, and my nation wouldn't like that!:p

"Stay Jewish!"
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-Cheif Bloomenbergensteinthal

Consider this a war against Israel. Consider your country warned that the superpower that is Israel is planning on destroying your nation if you carry this act out.
SECRET IC:
Message from the Lone Alliance.
Our nation was recently a target of this mad man, and seeing how he continues his crimes against the world, we are joining in a plot to remove him from power. Any aid you can give would be grateful.

From: Rodney Davidson, Secreterah of Pimpin'
To: Kravania

Yo, fuck Kravania. Nazi bitches.

-End Transmission-

If anyone needs economic aid against the Kravanian menace, do not hesitate to ask.

-Khonsu

OOC:Well..this was a rather odd idea, i say let it go...jews are no more special than anyone else...some one make a Catholic alliance! LOL....or hell...muslim!