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Hi I'm Mr Fred Zenabuchi of Linkin Bulk Auto Dealers, we are pleased to offer you our latest rock bottom sale on used autos.

We are selling used Kias for 500$ ea. + (transfer costs). This business is totally legit. That's right 500 and legit, 500legit, so easy to get.

Place orders of up to 195 Million cars annually available for purchase. Like to supercharge your low income classes unable to afford vehicles. As part of the contract Linkin Bulk Auto Dealers is not liable to receive any type of tort claims. Don't miss out on this fine sale it is one you may never see again!!! 500 legit, get it.

http://www.kia.com/

(OOC: Am I just turning crazy, or is my Niche Market becoming ever more popular? Car storefonts are becoming ever more popular, so it seems. )

ooc: it was fate that got us into this business.. why not just buy us out.. if we can't sell anything we can't compete
well cut the rate to 80 Billion for the whole package + shipping OR well scrap the cars for FREE. for 30 years... of payment.. and we'll refer our would be business TO YOU!!!

What do you say Van Luxy?
BIG SALE 50% OFF EVERYTHING FOR 1 day!!!! that 250 each.. can you find lower PRICES ANYWHERE!!!
THink of what you can do with them.. even if it ain't driving.. demolitions tests.. dropping them from bombers!!! So many things

Ammusment parks background for sets.. to plant trees in.. the options are almost unlimited.... get your TODAY.

We will buy 1000 of them to participate in a gladitoreal style compition between some of our convicts.

I would like to place an order of 300 please.

(OOC: I would buy you out, but The market is too big to do that all. However... Watch I.I.)

I agree with Van Luxemburg. Our nation is part of the VLT Automobile Group!
I'm thinking whether or not i should buy some cars!
<Thinking>

<Still Thinking>

Well, i have concluded in saying No! Our Nation imports/exports millions of cars, as well as having a storefront!

For today

300 * 250 = $75000
1000* 250 = $250 000


thankyou for the business.

Note for those of you who don't know a car can make an excellent bomb.. all you need to do is set the gastank to explode POW!!!! explosion.

or using them as generators?

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sale is STILL ON! I'll give 10 free cars to the next purchase over 50 cars!!!

What a deal!

BIG SALE 50% OFF EVERYTHING FOR 1 day!!!! that 250 each.. can you find lower PRICES ANYWHERE!!!
THink of what you can do with them.. even if it ain't driving.. demolitions tests.. dropping them from bombers!!! So many things

50% OFF???

well take 200 000

200 000 x 250: 50000000

Our people shall now have cars!!!

50% OFF???

well take 200 000

200 000 x 250: 50000000

Our people shall now have cars!!!

Disreagard that!

we shall take 2 million cars!

2000000 X 250: $500000000
rest assured, we can pay for that, and we shall as soon as we receive the shipment

You can arrange for pick up at any West Farland Port, or if it suits you we can arrange with our supplier to ship them directly to a destination of your choice.

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2 million are on their way for $500 million

note the 50% sale is now over we will now offer 50% off to any order of 2 million or more vehicles(FOR TODAY ONLY)

or 30% off 500k

or 10% off 100k

note we still have millions of these left... so get yours today while supplies last. we will sell the whole lot for 40 billion....

You can arrange for pick up at any West Farland Port, or if it suits you we can arrange with our supplier to ship them directly to a destination of your choice.

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2 million are on their way for $500 million

note the 50% sale is now over we will now offer 50% off to any order of 2 million or more vehicles(FOR TODAY ONLY)

or 30% off 500k

or 10% off 100k

note we still have millions of these left... so get yours today while supplies last. we will sell the whole lot for 40 billion....
Thank you for the cars, we shal purchase 8 million more!

wonderful