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Official Communique of the Government of the Fascist Republic of Kravania

It is now known to all nations in the world, that the Fascist Republic of Kravania and the Republic of Zaire are nations which share a strong bond, an everlasting friendship and an alliance that treats both great nations as equals.

Today, our Great Everlasting Wise Leader, The First Great Warrior of Kravania, Chairman of the Fascist Party of Kravania, Chairman of the Council of Ministers and President for Life of the Fascist Republic of Kravania, Our noble and ever kind Father of the Nation, Atne Pavelic; has made public his plan to visit the Republic of Zaire for an official state visit.

H.E. Atne Pavelic will visit Kinshasa on the 25th March of this year, from the capital city of Zaire, H.E. shall tour the great nation of Zaire.

This visit is the first time H.E. Atne Pavelic shall journey abroad.

The visit will only seal the strong bond our two great nations have.

Kravania shall put aside 700 million USD for expenses covered for the visit and for reception parties during the Great Leader's stay in Zaire.

Attached to the Great Leader's state visit will be 4,000 Kravanian Army troops and 1,500 Special Security Force (SSF) troops.

The 5,500 strong military force shall land a week before the Great Leaders arrival, to prevent terrorists and enemies of our nation from using the visit to strike us.

Long Live Kravania!

Long Live Zaire!

Long Live Fascism!

Long Live Atne Pavelic!

To: President for Life Atne Pavelic
From: President Léopold Honoré Mobutu

Most Exalted Excellency,

It pleases me greatly that you want to
meet with me. The aid and support, both
military, financial, and moral, you have furn-
ished, are much appreciated. While I am no
fan of fascism, I must admit, I am pleased to
meet a fellow enemy of Leninism. I hope you
enjoy your stay in my country, and thank you
again for everything. Oh, lest I forget, I have
a surprise waiting. You shall love it.

From: The Fascist Republic of Kravania

To: The Republic of Zaire

To: The Office of the Presidency of Zaire

The Kravanian Presidential Office would like to know the details of the state visit that you have planned and what events will you be organising.

So far, Kravania will be flying over a huge marquee and tents, for a huge open drinks and dinner party in a suitable area of open space, say in a national park or reserve.

Kravania shall send over all waiters, cooks, hosts and event managers and consultants for this party. Kravania shall also provide all resources, drinks and food.

The President of Zaire, his family, his government, diplomats, business elite of Zaire and Kravania, Atne Pavelic and his wife and the Kravanian delegates shall all be in attendence for this party.

H.E. Atne Pavelic looks forward for this suprise that you have planned for him.

Kravania hopes that your nation is facing no problems for this visit and H.E. Atne Pavelic has a number of gifts for your Great Leader.

From: The Office of the Presidency of Kravania

To: President for Life Atne Pavelic
From: President Léopold Honoré Mobutu

We appreciate the offer, but we
already have enough waiters, food, water,
etc. We are sparing no expense to make this
a resounding success. Would His Excellency
care to take a leisurely stroll through the rain-
forest and see mountain gorillas, forest elephants,
etc.? Please bring as many companions as you wish,
be they family, friends, or colleagues.