NationStates Jolt Archive


Emo and Linkin Park outlawed, witch hunt begins

Gyrobot
08-03-2006, 02:30
Gyrobot has never enjoyed Linkin Park or any of their kind with their 3 and a half minutes of ranting about how much life sucks. But an action that seems draconian has been passed. Act 1313 or the Anti Angst Act has effectively ended all sales of bands like Yellow Card, Linkin Park and Simple Plan. Also anyone seen with such band's material will be exiled or executed, by government or by an angry mob. This recent ban has resulted in a few attempted suicides only aided by their loved ones who promptly stab them to death for their music. The bodies killed by mobs or the police force are currently being dumped to a meat grinder for the latest product "Scream-O's", a low quality feed that has similar effects to PCP and Heroin.
Leafanistan
08-03-2006, 02:40
Red Republic of Algeristan Transmission

While we disapprove, we demand all those exiled are sent to us. We'll foot the bill of sending them to us. MORE FOR THE CAUSE!
Kahanistan
08-03-2006, 02:41
DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan finds the draconian abuses of those who listen to "emo" music eerily similar to the drug penalties in more conservative nations, where users are often executed and their property appropriated by the state.

We condemn the human rights violations inherent in the "Anti Angst Act" and warn our "emo" youth to avoid travel to Gyrobot, as the Ministry of Foreign Affairs cannot guarantee their safety.

Furthermore, we find the practice of cannibalism in Gyrobot a reprehensible practice, which reduces those who practice it to the level of beasts.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Gyrobot
08-03-2006, 02:46
Oh it is not for civillians but rather shoobans and animals from Fast food chains

Timmy Terminus- CEO of Terminus Corporation
Present Day Comatica
08-03-2006, 02:50
While I personally despise such music, I would not let taste in music get in the way of the further development of my nation. While I'm not one to force my beliefs on others, I must state that it is despicable for such a nation to practice blatant cannibalism, and a narcotic-like form at that, sanctioned by a government. Gyrobot never falters in it's shaky attempts to surprise me.

Sincerely,
Emperor Titus Celmaetus
Claran
08-03-2006, 02:51
[ And what possessed you to post this? o.O'

Seriously, mangs. Lay off the drugz. ]
Present Day Comatica
08-03-2006, 03:02
[ And what possessed you to post this? o.O'

Seriously, mangs. Lay off the drugz. ]

Is that In-character or Out-Of-Character? Because this is a legitimate thread, and if that was OOC, then...uh...it's just legit, ok? Don't ask me why. >_>
Claran
08-03-2006, 03:15
Is that In-character or Out-Of-Character? Because this is a legitimate thread, and if that was OOC, then...uh...it's just legit, ok? Don't ask me why. >_>

[ Note the bolded brackets encircling my post. ]
Maeri
08-03-2006, 05:23
The Republic of Maeri condemns this act as contrary to the principles of free speech.
At the same time, the Maeri Department of Culture also condemns Linkin Park as being contrary to the principles of decent music.
Wilhelmsborough
08-03-2006, 05:31
The Principality approves of the outlawing emo angst music. The Prince will celebrate by playing his Iron Maiden albums at extremely high volumes.
The Transylvania
08-03-2006, 05:36
Nothing really surprises me coming from these people from Gyrobot. Having one man call me a bloody Nazi and now this stuff. Oh…whatever!

Signed,

The man, the myth, the legend

Count JWolf, the God-Emperor of the Dominion
Gyrobot
08-03-2006, 07:23
It is a way to show my ruthless corporate edge.
LA Ice
08-03-2006, 09:02
LA Ice congratulates Gyrobot on its outlawing of "emo music". We, ourselves, like Linkin Park, however, other "emo bands" are terrible and we are considering banning them.

However, we do not believe in the act of forcing cannabalism on to the people. We believe that the death penalty alone is for once-upon-a-time cases, let alone release people as packaged food.

The Trade & Foreign Connections Department of LA Ice recommends that any person who has either
a) the tendency to sing to
or
b) an MP3/CD/other audio device which contains
"emo music" should not travel to Gyrobot, nor eat "Scream-Os".

Yours truly,
The Hon. Vince Emerson
Minister for Trade & Foreign Connections
LA Ice
Neo-britannia
08-03-2006, 09:19
While Neo-britannia recognises the problems posed by emo and its derivaties we are strongly opposed to the notion of slaughtering its listeners, as habitualy the members of this subculture attempt to end their own lives it would be of greater value to simply provide instructional manuals on how to do this correctly both allowing the problem to solve its self and saving money on valuable amunition, the right to suicide adds to the freedom of all your people.
Allanea
08-03-2006, 09:43
Official Response of the United States Senate

As the United States of Allanea condemns this decision by the Gyrobot government, we request that all emo and goth youth from Gyrobot be transferred to Allanea rather then executed. We in the United States will be pleased to award them refugee status, under the Gyrobot Fascism Condemnation Act of 2006.
Al Khalidha
08-03-2006, 09:48
Al Khalidha also has the law banning 'emo' and linkin park music. The youth of our nation tends to listen to the Hip-hop culture and still traditional Arabic music. :)
Helfaer
08-03-2006, 21:00
To: Government of Gyrobot

Rather than executing these relatively harmless people we ask that you send them to Helfaer, where they may live out the rest of their days. Note that we will pay for all transport costs, making this method far more cost-effective and efficient for your nation and government. In addition, we will ensure that suitable work and accomodation is found for all of these people, and they will be granted Foreign Refugee Status in Helfaer.

If our offer is acceptable, we will send a convoy of refitted cargo ships within three days to transport them back to our nation.

K. Almarxa, Foreign Affairs Minister, Helfaer
Gyrobot
09-03-2006, 00:33
Alright I will be a bit lax on the execute all Emo fans, they will be recommended exile to the nations who shows sympathy. Government forces are told to not to execute but can bring them to our national airport where they will be sent away to any nation who has room for these angsty teenagers. Also Screamos isnt supposed to be for humans, they are used for feed for animals and sub human beings like shoobans. It is an execellent source of iron, and the drug content is from the angsty teens not from the factories.
Drexel Hillsville
09-03-2006, 00:41
The CFA opens its doors to all those exiled for the reason of angst. We also would like to know if Fort Minor is banned.

OOC: Fort Minor is a rap group made by Mike Shinoda, the rapper of Linkin Park. If they are emo than it is only very very slightly so.
Pythogria
09-03-2006, 01:24
While Pythogria, and even Khonsu, finds "emo" music quie stupid, we welcome those exiled to our nation due to free speech, human rights, and common sense.

All trade with you, sir, is banned!
New Nicksyllvania
09-03-2006, 01:57
The Nicksyllvanian Imperium applauds your efforts to quell Teenage rebellion and depression by destroying their source.

Nicksyllvania simply "translated" the songs into our language, while changing the lyrics to praise our Glorious Government, and adding in Subliminal Messages to boost Civilian morale.
Ramissle
09-03-2006, 02:12
"Pssh. Idiot leaders and there dumb assumptions. Everyone knows that Simple Plan isn't emo!"
President Brendon Statton
(ooc: I know, I know, it still sucks, but old school Simple Plan is FAR from emo. Just FYI.)
Gyrobot
09-03-2006, 02:21
The CFA opens its doors to all those exiled for the reason of angst. We also would like to know if Fort Minor is banned.

OOC: Fort Minor is a rap group made by Mike Shinoda, the rapper of Linkin Park. If they are emo than it is only very very slightly so.

Fort Minor is under restricted distribution. and nicky we only ban angst music due to the fact it sucks!
Al Khalidha
09-03-2006, 05:53
Fort Minor is under restricted distribution. and nicky we only ban angst music due to the fact it sucks!

To : Government of Gyrobot

Message : My friend, you have found yourself a new Arab ally.

Majid bin Samir, Foreign Minister, Al Khalidha
Drexel Hillsville
10-03-2006, 23:05
Marlin parked just out side of a local resturaunt. He opened the trunk of his ven to see his sub woofers(sp?). He went back in the car and turned on the CD player. "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park blasted from the rear of his vehichle.
Drexel Hillsville
13-03-2006, 03:10
bump for response...
Sol Giuldor
13-03-2006, 18:09
The Archbishop of Sol Giuldor suggest that your disgusting cannibalistic nation cease all forms of rule, else risk facing the liberating fist of Sol Giuldor.
IT is the person's choice what music he listens to, ban anti-christian music of course, but so what if they like depression? You are an insult to world leader. As for the negative comments about conservatives and the death penalty, I am the Super Conservative, and I am anti- death penalty.
MelekTaus
13-03-2006, 18:18
The Most Satanic Emperor Anton IV finds this act of exiling people who listen to a particular type of music as plain stupid, and money wasting. It's far more economically sound to place a large tax on sellers of 'emo music', which will do good for your budget, than to ban it. Which is also in sheer disrespect for civil rights.

Plus, the feeding of human remains to perfectly humnoid shoobans is a practice we find less than beastial. Shoobans in our country are considered 100% human, and your act is akain to cannabalistic nazism in our eyes.

From: The Imperial Foreign Affairs Department for Stupid N00bish Tinpot Brained Dictators
MelekTaus
13-03-2006, 18:24
OOC: Out of interest, what is your NS Nation's name Gyrobot? Because the nation "Gyrobot" appears to just plain not exist at all.
REDEPORTED MEXICANS
13-03-2006, 18:47
From : The Homes Republica of Redeported Mexicans

To: Gyrobot


Yo homes. I understanbd why you did that. And you know what. I agree. We should be listenin to Latino rap. So keep it up my homes or we'll cut you so bad, you'll wish we never cut you so bad.


General Jesus Hernandez