Imperial Nod
08-03-2006, 01:36
'The Nod news network is proud to report that at 3.31pm today the new warhead systems and missle upgrades where successful. The minister for war spoke to NNN.
" i am pleased to announce that schedualed testing of our new missle and warhead system has been successful, infact all previous expectations have been beaten in ways we could not expect. This only emphasises our natural right to exist upon this planet, and should present a new phase in our military upgrades.
I am also delighted to report that of gracious majesty has increased funding and research into this area and was enthralled by the tests successes.
We hope that those who threaten our empire now realise that our new missile capability can and will be unleashed without notice and without detection (through advanced laser stealth techonology) upon their cities.
whilst Nod remainds a peaceful and coexsiting nation, it should not be underestimated of our ability to attack and defend!"
reported by jayne sinclair (military reporter)
" i am pleased to announce that schedualed testing of our new missle and warhead system has been successful, infact all previous expectations have been beaten in ways we could not expect. This only emphasises our natural right to exist upon this planet, and should present a new phase in our military upgrades.
I am also delighted to report that of gracious majesty has increased funding and research into this area and was enthralled by the tests successes.
We hope that those who threaten our empire now realise that our new missile capability can and will be unleashed without notice and without detection (through advanced laser stealth techonology) upon their cities.
whilst Nod remainds a peaceful and coexsiting nation, it should not be underestimated of our ability to attack and defend!"
reported by jayne sinclair (military reporter)