NationStates Jolt Archive

LIGHTS CAMERA AND.... 'hand single'

Hi, I am Sharu Sharonzin head of the Dian Leuage for world domination and overbearing oppression. We are inviting all fellow oppresssors of the world to join us in our newest campaign to oppress our loathed enemies.

So sign up for the death and desturction and evil evil tyrants leauge for world dominationa and oppression well kick ^&&. Pledge your support for this subnational front for the betterment of the world, OUR STYLE.
We promise death destruction and stories you will be able to tell your warped grandchildren with glee.

General Jesus Hernadez got the message. It gave him such happiness that others share his passion for opression and violence. So glad that someone understood his ways. He sent a letter back stating....


" Hello my fellow oppressor. I am General HErnadez of the Redeported Army. I am glad to hear that you want to do the world some good. Count us in.

signed
General Jesus Hernadez

"

As appearing on a video disk sent to General Jesus
Rubs hands together maniaccly.

Woounderful. Cigar?

I'll add a seat in my conference room for you.

I'll wire the details to you on my latest evil scheme.