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I am declaring war upon The Colony of Ahrman Military HQ. My Necron army, lead by Death himself, will crush your puny little infantry platoons/Harvesters.
Yob`tvoyo mah!

[So, you want to lead an indomitable force of star-god minions to victory on carnage-filled battlefields across NS? Read the stickies. They help.]

Would it help if i changed it to the Tau, with their multi-launchers and rail guns?

[Not really. It is said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and all the firepower in the universe will not save you if you haven't read the stickies. In fact, having such strength can be a weakness in itself. Read the stickies to find out why.]

My railgun-driven force has destroyed Ahrman 195. Chew on that, Ahrman!:upyours:

Arhman, I have realised my folly. I am calling off the battle. I am sending you 100 of my finest engineers to help rebuild your colony of Ahrman 195. I hope that this will allow for better relationships between us.

[Lord of Pueri, moments before fufilling his vow of "death before surrender" by blowing his head off with a bazooka.]

OOC: WOW! Read the stickies, please...
I hope you realize that you can't just tech-wank. Your country is puny, and can't support such massive technology.

OOC:

All I have to say is:

READ THE STICKIES!!!

[ooc: Oh, for fucks sake, lay off the newbie. Seriously Sol Guildor, you're hardly a shining example of RP yourself. Does it really make your manhood feel so much bigger to gravedig a post just to fling some petty insults? Not to mention your countless other hypocritical attacks on new nations. I actually sorted this one out via telegram, and Pueri has now read the stickies. Can we close this case now?]

[ooc: Oh, for fucks sake, lay off the newbie. Seriously Sol Guildor, you're hardly a shining example of RP yourself. Does it really make your manhood feel so much bigger to gravedig a post just to fling some petty insults? Not to mention your countless other hypocritical attacks on new nations. I actually sorted this one out via telegram, and Pueri has now read the stickies. Can we close this case now?]
Well, Helfaer, you don't have an excuse to potentially start a flame war, on the other hand. Let's just chill out and calm down.

Well, Helfaer, you don't have an excuse to potentially start a flame war, on the other hand. Let's just chill out and calm down.

Sorry about that. I just get annoyed about the general culture of attacking people who simply don't know better and who could possibly be taught instead.

Jhon looked around before entering the DOD's admin office.

"Hello, I have an appointment with Mr. Bleik."

"Right this way," the aide replied.

Jhon followed after making a quick check of his homemade napalm vest [which you can make yourself with a vest, gasoline, and orange juice concentrate, so don't try and say this is innefective. Trust me, I'm a bit of a pyro.] before following.

"Mr. Bleik, your 9 o'clock appointment," the aide said before leaving.

"Hello, what do you want?"

"Your life," Jhon replied before he hit the detonate button.

OOC: WOW! Read the stickies, please...
I hope you realize that you can't just tech-wank. Your country is puny, and can't support such massive technology.

Speak for yourself. You do it too.

Yob`tvoyo mah!

Ii, tvoyo maht, ona prostitutiya, da? Or where else did you learn such coarse language, tovarichsh?

I would recommend you not use Russian, German, or any other major language to issue a general insult. Many people here speak these languages, and understand even transliterations, in the case of Cryllic, or say, Korean.
Edit:
And I realize now, that may not have been Russian, but was most definately a Slavic language, many of which share very strong traits with Russian, including insults.

Okay, you have me dead to rights there, but he did make me kind of mad earlier, and seeing as we agreed not to phisically harm each other, this was the only way for me to satisfy myself.

Read the Cardinal of the Cremlin[I may have misspelled it]. And it was Russian.

The cost of the Napalm incident is this:

The aide was ripped apart by shrapnel.
Mr. Bleik is currently the only four- limb amputee in Ahrman.
One billion dollars worth of damage was done.

The cost of the Napalm incident is this:

The aide was ripped apart by shrapnel.
Mr. Bleik is currently the only four- limb amputee in Ahrman.
One billion dollars worth of damage was done.

OOC: What the heck... it is SO gomodding to say what your enemies damage is.

You REALLY need to read and follow the stickies.

He TG'd me with the results.



A military plane full of your gear (Ahrman, not you) has been given a surplus of claymores to bring into the nation.


"Hmmm, thats strange. There were 150 when we left and now there's only 100. I must have miscounted before takeoff."

Ben walked through the alley, where he had placed his stolen claymores the day before.
-Good- he thought -no one has seen them.-
As he rounded the corner, three police members apprehended him before he could set off the claymores.

Ben has been given life in prison with no parole except death.

Ben was found dead this morning, having impaled himself with a spoon he sharpened on the wooden bedframe.

See?
I am merciful.


A machine I gave to Ahrman went haywire today, nonlethally decapitating someone.:headbang:

Speak for yourself. You do it too.
REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?
My country just happens to have a force of 100 MILLION soldiers, that train constantly and are backed by faith in God Almighty! Keep up your insolence and A CRUSADE will be called for!

Sue me. Your just mad because your ordanance couldn't hit an elephant from minimum range. Only five million of my soldiers have awakened. There are still dead worlds. And I have good news for you:


The Space Marines almost captured me. I was on Pavonis.

OOC: What is going on? Is this PT, MT, PMT, NFT, FT, or Fant T?

FT. Ahrman is dead, all of his colonies are dead. This thread is closed.