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East Farland Smelting would like to offer a service to dispose of your old electronics safetly.

All you need to do is supply us with the 'junk electronics' and we will take it from you. No need to discard your wastes in landfills, just send it to us, and we will deal with it.

This is a free service.


Intersted in your own system East Farland Smelting will set up an appropriate largescale smelting facility for $150 million dollars.

If you would like to save your enviornment and land space the issue of storing your obsolete and broken electronics in landfills potentially causing leakage or other issues, send it to US!

East Farland Smelting Co.

West Corinthia has recently banned all Mac computers from the country and we would like to send you this junk for disposal.

we have 2 verry dammaged dominater orbital weapons platforms we would like disposing off

Pythogria has the following absolute junk to dispose of:

45 million cars (after the car banning)

billions of tons of concrete from bridges and such (again after the banning of cars)

300,000,000 tons of fast food (after the shutdown of all the fast food places)

7 old Boeing 747s

50,000 tons of alchohol (again, banned)

and 70,000 tons of tobacco and other drugs (banned again.)

80 old cargo ships (too leaky and polluting.)

All of this will be arriving on the civillian cargo ships. They should be able to make it...

We have a massive amount of depleted uranium rods, for no reason. And again, for no reason, we would really like to dispose of them. And if it is possible to do this, we may have another order in the near future.

We will take the depleted uranium rods we have plans for spent fuel processing plants for various usages. Send to our western ports, as the east is somewhat unstable at the moment. We are happy to do business with you.


We will take your junk cars

We can take your spent concrete.

If your fast food is organic in nature we should be able to compost it, well or atleast facilitate it's compost process, although it may take years high heat and pressure will hopefully assit, .

We can take the Boeing 747s, hopefully we can find a use, perhaps upgrading them for our bulk hostage rescue fleet.

We can find uses for the alchohol, we are especially looking for bear for potential bonus payments to mercenaries. ICCD doesn't have drug laws so send it on over.

We will need to do some checks on the cargo ships before taking them, but we can send some engineers after appraising the situation. If they are still floating we should be able to manage we just need to make sure they don't get into any environmentally sensitive areas. It should be no issue though as Dians have buildings and repairing ships for thousands of years.

Well take the weapons platforms, can you do us a favour and make sure they arn't armed when you send them :) mkay thanks.

Well take the Macs, we have lots of stone artists here, they won't notice. And of course any of the old ones can be incinerated, we can even send pics.


We are pleased to be doing business with you all.

GOT MORE JUNK SEND IT HERE! If you are interested in reworking your junk get ahold of our contractors and we can set you up with what you need to decompose your junk to their natural components.

The Kingdom needs to dispose of 6 billion used Kia automobiles.

Wow. 6 Billion.

We can do that on a timeline, you can start sending them. Were going to take a look at the model specs and components and figure out a best process on deconstruction and if so melt.

Definately though, from what we already know very little will need to be done on the project.

East Farland Smelting MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE REMOVING ONE PEICE OF JUNK AT A TIME.


GOT JUNK WE GOT THE ANSWER. EF SMELTING.

Thank you for taking our crap. We also have 600 tons of various illicit drugs to get rid of.

600 TONS
we'll figure something out.

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(note I personally think KIA makes alright cars except for the sephia that had breakline issues, their newer models look alright)

Yes, reforms make a ton of trash. We also have three factories to dispose of.

(ooc: Hmm, is there a special reason for this?)
The Incorperation has 22 million car engines to dispose of, from the provence of Florintines recent "discouragement" of gasoline powered cars.

We can send you a maximum of 195,000,000 of the junked Kias a year. This means the process will be completed in a little under 31 Maraquen years.

Sounds good.

Pleasure doing buisness with you.

you realize a dominator is bloody big they are pn mile lpng by 2 wide
ic we wil dis arm them but bring ing the m bown is going to be a problem

Hello,
We are in the process of replacing all of our plastics with bioplastics. This means we will send you 50,000 tons of old electronics with plastic casings.

Myes Ming Brown, Commonarch

wonderful,

we wish you the best of luck with your bioplastics,

to the FUTURE...

we'll be here for you! East Farland Smelting, experts in inferno.

you realize a dominator is bloody big they are pn mile lpng by 2 wide
ic we wil dis arm them but bring ing the m bown is going to be a problem

In that case just leave em up there. We'll take them down when it is conveintent.. just wire the details on how to operate them.

Worse case scenario we can always ground them when iCCD is at war, in an enemies state... no one will care.

We have several bodies of dead convicts that the courts have ruled against giving them a proper barial as per their punishment. would you care to dispose of these for us?

We have several hundred tons of steel and concrete we need to dispose of after the demolition of an office building deemed too old and unsafe for further use.

Secularist Kingdom of Maraque

we will dismantle thm in space and bring them down

We have several bodies of dead convicts that the courts have ruled against giving them a proper barial as per their punishment. would you care to dispose of these for us?

Yes please send us fresh dead bodies if posible, we have much more useful uses for fresh dead bodies, rather than half rotten ones.

We have several hundred tons of steel and concrete we need to dispose of after the demolition of an office building deemed too old and unsafe for further use.

Secularist Kingdom of Maraque


We can take your mangled office building.

we will dismantle thm in space and bring them down

ok.

We have a hydrogen plant that has recently... collapsed. We need to get rid of it. Also, why are you taking all this garbage? I hope it's being disposed of properly...

Oh we have very high standards of disposal here at East Farland, we use high technology and our hundreds of years of experience dating back to our days of our founder, the founder blacksmith James 'Hammerton' the Smith.

Our organic practices generally are methane extracting as well as composting, in 'more critical operations' we just incinerate the stuff. Of course we have contact with biologists and other scientists and run a list of materials that may be reusable before restructured or incinerated.

All our metal products are 'reforged' essentially recycling of the materials.

Where as cement and silicate formations can be turned into a cement sludge and in cases of reprocessing even used to remake waffers, or just dummed into various areas after cleansing to be used as soil.

Our 0 emissions system and all our plants housed underground insures no contamination and the 'cyclic' nature of our operations insure that there is no ground water contamination for that matter the ICCD industries chemical storage and exchange policy insures that we are both efficient and non polluting.

Of course transit of materials to our facilties may be beyond our controls.

The uranium is both 'reprocessed' and used in various industries we have such as arms and armorments as well as base radiant energy generation and various other technologies, and experiements, for various reasons we cannot explain them all.

ICCD doesn't have drug laws, 'or as a matter of fact' doesn't have criminal laws, there is a fued system here. We do not stigmatize drugs for their results but rather use them for their capacities, such as opiate or halluciengens or amphetimines as a supliment to our medical system, as the private medical system here is somewhat tiered, many individuals use home remedies and organics rather than commercial pharmacueticals. We do insure a safety net.

We can take your plant.

East Farland is specialized in reprocessing of materials, it just happens that our business evolved from metals processing, we have various other contacts that do a variety of sales for us. Many places just don't have the technology or experience to know that all their junk can be reprocessed, garbage is a goldmine (literally) especially electronics, although this may not in some cases make money, it does preserve the environment by not requiring as many strip mines and in some cases can reduce some stages of processing or extraction in the case of simple recycling like cans and glass.

Got junk we got the solution!


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note we'll even take old and outdated arms!!!! to be disposed of 'safely', if your offload is large enough we'll give you one MCT-1 mk 1 (main command tank) as a bonus gift.