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i do here by declare war on any country that stands against the bible
:mad::mad::mad::mad:mad::mad::mad::d::mad::mad::mad:
:upyours: to you

"Mr President, a small country calling itself The Dictatorship of OA Boy Scouts seems to have declared war against all nations standing against the Bible..."
"They did what?? I suppose that would include us, but whatever. Just send a communique advising them to read the stickies before they get glassed."
"Very good, sir."
"Oh, and one more thing- if they do get glassed, tape it for me would you?"

It's probably not the best idea to go declaring war on a group of people, especially if you have a nine million population :rolleyes:

The Sultanate of Wadi Hafra's newsroom buzzed with news of the newly declared war of alarming scope. "It's quite a proposition for a war like this to be declared, don't you say?" said the Wadi Hafran journalist, Johnny Morocco.

"Quite so," responded his boss, Mr. Woodstein.

"How do they propose to go about it?"

"I have no idea."

At that precise moment, the Secret Police blew down the door on their news station. A grim-faced officer stepped forward and began shouting, "This is a drill! This is only a drill! You are all hereby under arrest by order of the Sultan! Repeat, this is a drill! Only a drill!" The Secret Police officers proceeded to smash a few television screens and rough up a few of the minor staff members. They left in short order.

After picking his jaw up off the ground, Johnny turned to Mr. Woodstein, who had temporarily vacated the room because he had wet himself upon the entry of the Secret Police. When he returned, the conversation resumed.

"So..." started Morocco.

"Have you heard the Diplomatic Ministry's response?"

"No."

"Well, they are sending a diplomatic team to the honorable government of the OA Boy Scouts and hoping to negotiate. They wish to communicate the message that the Sultanate by no means stands against the Bible, but rather supports it quite strongly, but that it is their opinion that armed warfare is not the way to advance the cause of Christ in this world."

"Do they face any chance of success?"

"We can only hope. I appoint you to lead a team of 3,000 journalism students to the country and see what you can pick up."

"I'm not sure why we would need 3,000, sir..."

"It's simple: it gives them all something to put on their resumes."

i do here by declare war on any country that stands against the bible
:mad::mad::mad::mad:mad::mad::mad::d::mad::mad::mad:
:upyours: to you

you know, when i think "what would jesus do?"
i always think "why, he'd declare war on everyone and then give them the finger"

Matthee 5:21"You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' 22But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.


Oh, and as for being called "OA Boy Scouts"
Boy Scouts are called to "help other people at all times," and be "trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obidient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent"
And, a member of the Order is called to "keep a cheerful spirit" and to be "unselfish in service and devotion to the wellfare of others"
and other things I could quote, but i've prolly said too much already....

Newsroom, Andredian Broadcasting Company

"And this evening's top headline, once again. The tiny nation of OA Boy Scouts has today declared war on all those who stand against the bible. This report from our correspondent Marcus Elliot:

Somewhere in the capital city of OA Boy Scouts

"Thank you Mark. As we speak, the people of the nation of OA Boy Scouts fill the streets, demonstrating their support for their Government's earlier declaration, which was simple and as follows: 'I do hereby declare war on any country that stands against the bible' - a statement made earlier by the leader of this nation. The international........."

Number 11, Weald Street - The Prime Minister's Residence

"Have you seen the news, Prime Minister?" Miss Lewes asked, walking into the Prime Minister's private office.

"Yes... would you please call for the Foreign Secretary?"

"Certainly, Prime Minister"

**Shortly After**

"So, Bob, what do you make of this?" the PM asked.

"Unofficially? I see a crackpot dictator attempting to keep control of the people by distracting them with war,"

"And Officially? And what action would you suggest?"

"Officially...I see this as a situation regarding only a short diplomatic message stating our belief that all people are free to choose their own religion and have freedom of conscience. Which is what we ought to send,"

"Nothing of note, then?"

"I do not believe so, sir, no."

"Excellent, well, if you could draft a letter to this end?"

"Certainly," the Foreign Secretary finished, before leaving the room.



TO: The Dictatorship of OA Boy Scouts
FROM: HM Government, the Kingdom of Andredswald

To whom it may concern,

The Kingdom of Andredswald is dismayed and distressed by this uncalled-for declaration of war. We believe that all people have the right to religious freedom and freedom of conscience, which is why we have a strict practice of secular governance.

We would urge you to reconsider your declaration of war so as to prevent any unneccessary bloodshed. Further, we urge you to consider your actions more carefully in the future.

We hope you see our point and will repeal this declaration of war.

Robert McKlein
Foreign Secretary
HM Government

TO: The Dictatorship of OA Boy Scouts
FROM: Darius Shulze, Secularist Kingdom of Maraque

You may try as hard as you wish to exploit terror throughout my nation, but I warn you that as soon as you try your nation will be nothing but a land of mass murder and bloodshed. You stand no chance in the international community and for your puny self to declare war on the world who opposes Christian belief is absolutely insane.

You have been warned,
President Darius Shulze

Prince William smiled at the report that General Sherman had personally presented him.

"So they've declared war against ANY nation that stands against the Bible?" grinned the Prince.

"Yes sir," replied General Sherman, barely containing his laughter. "Every last nation."

"I see...how big is this country?"

"Quite small sir."

The Prince's grin grew wider.

"And their estimated population?"

"No more than 5 million people."

"5 million! That means at the maximum, they would have..." William calculated it in his head, "250,000 troops!"

"Exactly. And it's only soldiers. No navy or air force to speak of."

"Well, for such a small undermanned country, they certainly have a lot of guts."

"Or stupidity." replied General Salazar.

"Oh yes, it's definately stupidity. And for that, they will pay dearly."

"Why whatever are you thinking, my Prince?" but by the tone of his voice, the General didn't have to think too hard as to what the Prince was getting at.

"I think that we could use a second colony. Machinist is so lonely these days."

"Aye, sir."

"This is what I want you to do: Launch a wing of fifty B-52 bombers. Have them target any and all government and military infostructure. Also, target important highways and bridges. That will be day one.

"On the second day, after their country has been significantly bombed out, we will launch an army group of 250,000 troops, 50 M1 Abrams tanks, and 100Humvees. They will be supported by three squadrons of Blackhawk Helicopters and an E-3 Reconnaissance Plane. I intend to take over this country."

"Yes sir!" saluted General Sherman. "The military will commence with these plans immediately. What will we call this mission, sir?"

The Prince thought for a moment. "We'll call it: Operation Overkill." he said with a sinister grin.

"Yes sir. We will begin Operation Overkill immediately!" The black General turned and left the Prince's office.

The Prince turned to the window and smiled. Soon, we'll have another colony under our belt.

[ooc: Read the stickies. They will undoubtedly help you in your quest to rid the world of non-believers.]

i do here by declare war on any country that stands against the bible
:mad::mad::mad::mad:mad::mad::mad::d::mad::mad::mad:
:upyours: to you

Shut up, kid. Your puny little nation of 10 million is nothing against my nation of 1.514 billion. I could crush your little shit nation in a fucking day. But if you want to declare war, so be it. I, as the Emperor of Vashutze, accept.

I would love nothing more, as a force fighting for its own sovereignity, to jump in and defend this nations sovereigity. As a secular society, and due this nations inability to form an entirely reasonable reason for war, and our forces already being committed, King William of Deltara sends this message via tape:

*insert scenes of King William laughing, after 5 minutes he speaks* Good luck, but I strongly suggest withdrawing this statement.

With all due respect Deltara, I believe invovling yourself in this conflict will bring down the destruction of the nations of Deltara and OA Boy Scouts. I urge you to stay neutral, this is not your fight. I am confident in saying that the grand Empire of Vashutze can defeat both Deltara and OA Boy Scouts within two weeks of the first shot fired.

The Kingdom of Andredswald would urge restraint on the part of other nations, as this tiny country is, ultimately, insignificant. We would urge larger nations to do nothing but be amused by this declaration.

We never had no inetion of entering conflict. I may have not made it clear, but we would stop it from becoming a colony, not from being invaded, since it has made an open declaration of war. Entirely correct this is not my war, its theirs. They bought it upon themselves. In previous nations, I can remember other stuff such as this, and how those nations were crushed by 1 gazillion men.

I also have no doubt that you could crush us, since our forces are 100% commited, at this time of war. However, we were not intending to fight anyway, let alone against you.

OA Boy scouts

Do you really think that your tiny nation with 10 million population TOTAL can stand up against my country, which has 151,400,000 in its military as well as 908,400,000 in its reserves?

Source: http://www.bananadine.co.uk/dine.php?pagetype=useful&pagefile=nationstates

OA Boy scouts

Do you really think that your tiny nation with 10 million population TOTAL can stand up against my country, which has 151,400,000 in its military as well as 908,400,000 in its reserves?

Source: http://www.bananadine.co.uk/dine.php?pagetype=useful&pagefile=nationstates

OOC: Im not starting a war, note this is OOC before you start throwing stats at me, especially if like this.

Do you know what the logictics of handling that number of men would be? It would be a near impracticality. The army would fall to pieces and as soon as you tried to move them, it would collapse. Its a calculator, working on percentages. As your nation grows, rule of thumb, the military becomes a smaller percentage of your nation size. This is not calculated in this. Basically, this is not number wanking, but you should rethink it at least. Calculators help new nations my size (and the sizes of my others when they started, now deleted because I took a years holiday due to family problems), not nations who should have RP experience, the size of 250 earths.

OOC: OA Boy Scouts, please stop. If you RP like this, you give all newbs a bad name. :(

The Kingdom of Andredswald would urge restraint on the part of other nations, as this tiny country is, ultimately, insignificant. We would urge larger nations to do nothing but be amused by this declaration.

OOC: Well said! What he is basically saying is if this nation was serious at all, the use of :mad: 50 times and :upyours: would not be used. I was suprised not to see these:

:mp5: :sniper: :headbang:

OOC: Im not starting a war, note this is OOC before you start throwing stats at me, especially if like this.

Do you know what the logictics of handling that number of men would be? It would be a near impracticality. The army would fall to pieces and as soon as you tried to move them, it would collapse. Its a calculator, working on percentages. As your nation grows, rule of thumb, the military becomes a smaller percentage of your nation size. This is not calculated in this. Basically, this is not number wanking, but you should rethink it at least. Calculators help new nations my size (and the sizes of my others when they started, now deleted because I took a years holiday due to family problems), not nations who should have RP experience, the size of 250 earths.

I do realize that. However, who said I was going to move all of them? I am just making the point that if I have to send in more than a billion troops I can, even though I would probably only send in about three million.

The Archbishop of Sol Giuldor, Ruler of the Divine Cahtolic Theocracy of Sol Giuldor, denounces this violent and idiotic uprising
"Sol Giuldor will NOT partake in this ridiculous and stupid attempt to create a Christian world. You cannot attack other nations without good cause, amen they will burn in hell for their sins ONE DAY, but that time is for God to decide, not us. Any agression from this obviously drunken ruler will be an ACT OF WAR against botht the eternal Catholic Church and the Mighty Sol Giuldor. The Catholic Church would like to apologize for the negative image of Christianity this fool has spread, and is moe then happy to provide support in ending this senseless moron's reign, and bring his people into the loving hands of a Catholic theocracy. Sol Giuldor would also like to add, that you better invade yourself as YOU are acting against the Bible, remember judge as you would be judged???"

To:OA Boy Scouts
From: The Democratic Empire Of Sarros

On behalf of Sarros, I congradualte you, this message gave the Kaiser a good laugh.

Normaly we'd send troop to crush these theocratic fools but other nations seem to have that handeld

-Ambassador Ronald Henry

Now now, don't feed the troll.

Now now, don't feed the troll.
:( sorry

OOC: OA Boy Scouts, please stop. If you RP like this, you give all newbs a bad name. :(

Well, thats why you have to take decisive action and do some good RP of your own to avoid being damned by association. Judging from your post you know the rules already, so I'm sure everyone would love to have you RPing. :)

The attack come without warning.

High above the capital of OA Boy Scouts, a massive contingent of B-52 bombers flew in, unimpeded by any enemy fire at all. They were supported by a large number of Su-27's which General Sherman had decided to add to Operation Overkill at the last minute.

They flew over the government sector. There the bombers unleased their deadly payload. Hundreds and hundreds of bombs rained down upon the government buildings.

Within minutes, the institutions of authority in this fledgling nation were reduced into blasted piles of rubble. Great clouds of smoke rose into the air where politicians and military leaders once worked. Now, the majority of them were most likely dead, as the attack had taken place at around 10:00 in the morning when most people were at work.

Meanwhile, another group of B-52s were going to work on the military bases. Rows of military vehicles were destroyed. Bunkers were blown up. It would seem that the Principality had taken the nation of OA Boy Scouts by complete surprise. This new nation had been totally unprepared for the response to their message to the world, despite the fact how ridiculous it was.

And now they were paying the price.

Back in the Principality, Prince William smiled at the progress that was being made. The decapitation strike against their governmental and military assets had gone better than expected. The majority of aircraft involved were now going to work disabling highways and bridges.

Fortunately, the Prince had made sure to give explicite instructions not to attack civilians. They were not the problem. It was their government, run by a crackpot religious wackjob who believed that he could convert the world to Christianity.

Prince William was giving the nation it's wake-up call now. Soon, Wilhelmsborough troops and tanks would land and take over this short-lived nation.

Evolution in progress. Mused the Prince. The strong will survive while the weak get crushed. What a shame the leader of OA Boy Scouts doesn't understand such a concept. But since he's a Christian, he probably never believed in evolution anyway.

The Prince burst out laughing.

[ooc:
Wilhelmsborough:

You know that by declaring his losses and giving him no chance for an intercept by SAMs you've just proved that you're no better than him except at spelling? Perhaps you should read the stickies as well.]

The Nation of Romanar observes the carnage with some sadness. As a fellow Christian nation, we have some sympathy for the OA Boy Scouts, but the fact is, it's very dangerous to rattle your saber at nations many times your size.

The attack come without warning.

High above the capital of OA Boy Scouts, a massive contingent of B-52 bombers flew in, unimpeded by any enemy fire at all. They were supported by a large number of Su-27's which General Sherman had decided to add to Operation Overkill at the last minute.

They flew over the government sector. There the bombers unleased their deadly payload. Hundreds and hundreds of bombs rained down upon the government buildings.

Within minutes, the institutions of authority in this fledgling nation were reduced into blasted piles of rubble. Great clouds of smoke rose into the air where politicians and military leaders once worked. Now, the majority of them were most likely dead, as the attack had taken place at around 10:00 in the morning when most people were at work.

Meanwhile, another group of B-52s were going to work on the military bases. Rows of military vehicles were destroyed. Bunkers were blown up. It would seem that the Principality had taken the nation of OA Boy Scouts by complete surprise. This new nation had been totally unprepared for the response to their message to the world, despite the fact how ridiculous it was.

And now they were paying the price.

Back in the Principality, Prince William smiled at the progress that was being made. The decapitation strike against their governmental and military assets had gone better than expected. The majority of aircraft involved were now going to work disabling highways and bridges.

Fortunately, the Prince had made sure to give explicite instructions not to attack civilians. They were not the problem. It was their government, run by a crackpot religious wackjob who believed that he could convert the world to Christianity.

Prince William was giving the nation it's wake-up call now. Soon, Wilhelmsborough troops and tanks would land and take over this short-lived nation.

Evolution in progress. Mused the Prince. The strong will survive while the weak get crushed. What a shame the leader of OA Boy Scouts doesn't understand such a concept. But since he's a Christian, he probably never believed in evolution anyway.

The Prince burst out laughing.
The Archbishop of Sol Giuldor request that Prince William allow for the withdrawl of OA Boy Scout's civilians to the Divine Theocracy of Sol Giuldor, seing as their county is now ruler-less. WE will fully intergrate them into our PEACEFULL Christian populace, and rest assured that not all Christians are such idiots. half of our 250 million size military stands ready to assist in the transistion, should you allow it. May God be with you and your nation,
Archbishop Haslack II
Theocratic Ruler of Sol Giuldor

"So Sol Giuldor wants us to stand by and allow them to evacuate the OA Boy Scout people to their nation?"

"Yes sir."

The Prince thought about it for a moment. "Very well, let them in. After all, they did allow us to evacuate all those Wiccans from their country without any troubles. Tell them they have three days to complete the job."

"Aye sir."

Czar Vasili Kotov laughed loudly. "Do we have time to send troops?" he chuckled.

"No, sire. I think we missed it. There are still some civilians left. If you'd like I'll deploy a sniper team to take some target practice."

"Fine. But tell them to get in and out fast. Take a few shots and get out. We can't get caught taking target practice on refugees."

"Yes, sire." the messenger bowed and headed out of the throne room of the palace in Kydonia.

Official government response

The only thing we are sorry about is that we didn't get a piece of the action. We are more than happy to put down rogue nations such as this when the time calls for it. However, we will not interfere with the current situation. We feel we are not needed for anything.*writing gets kind of scribbly, he was laughing while writing*

Signed,
Czar Vasili Kotov, Allied States of West Corinthia

Thank you for your compassion. We will send a force of Helix Choppers and Hind-D's in immediately to evacuate these poor civilians. Any West Corinthains caught firing on refugees will be gunned down.
OOC: Check your telegrams

genral tarix

minstery of defence
those fools
arm antimater nukecoms to the dictatorship of qa scouts stand down or be destroyeds

Captain Ahrman sighed as he got the new orders. His squadron of Hind-D's , after helping Canadstan refugees flee to camps in Sol Giuldor, would be immediately sent to cover a second force evacuating the poplutaion of some small country that was now ruler-less. The new theocracy is much more compassionate then the old empire, he thought with a sigh...

genral tarix

minstery of defence
those fools
arm antimater nukecoms to the dictatorship of qa scouts stand down or be destroyeds

He is already dead :P

the genreall swore i wanted to use am nukes

Helix Choppers, painted in the red-and white crosses of the ancient order of the Poor Fellow Soldiers of Christ, landed outside the ruinded capital. Anarchy reigned. Criminals with guns rampaged through the streets, raping and killing all who caught their eye. Marine Captain Josheph Arminia raised his assault rifle and saved a preety young blond from an old man with a shotgun. "GO GO GO!!!", he yelled, as marines charged into the city, guns blazing. APC's followed behind, a soldier pulling the stunned blond into the hatch. "Kill these malcontents, and pave the way for the rest of the relief force!"

Tod Falchion opened fire with his HG 100, and a bruttish man with an Uzi exploded in a cascade of blood. His APC as nearly full of scared refugees, and soon the driver would head back to the LZ. Feeling a tug at his leg from inside the APC, Flacion looked down, to find a little boy of about 5, face covered in mud, looking up at him. The boy said not a word, but handed Tod a small cross he was wearing under his shirt. Then, he turned around and waled back into the passanger compartment. Tod, resolve doubled, went topside, an opened fire yet again.

The nation that declared war should've thought first before making a bold statement. We sanction the moves against this nation of OCC Boy Scouts, and, when your troops only number 250,000, why "war" against nations with militaries many times your size. Denominational statements are against Peace, Harmony, and Justice. We regret the slaughter of innocent civilians, however, and would like to claim a sliver of the former nation, if anyone else wouldn't mind.

Thank you for reading, and remember: "Pax nam omnis, omnis nam pax!"

Commander-in-Chief of the Qxiluan Army, President and King for Life, Ben Kinsman, as typed by his Chief Aide and Official Diplomat & Envoy to the World, Lieutenant General Lucien Amarillo

General Alexis Kidderminster fell over laughing at the declaration of war on all nations opposing the bible, "Are we included in that?" he asked.

"Yes sir, Animarnia is very secular on religion" replied a young Lt

"Should we…inform the president?" asked another Lt

"He'll piss himself laughing, in the mean time, how many troops do they have?" he asked seriously.

"Around…250,000 sir, at the maximum, although…fanatical nut-jobs aren’t known for surrendering, they'll likely fight to the last man and they don't seem to bright either" said the Lt.

"How many men can we mobilise in 24 hours?" the general asked

"About 450,000 Marines can depart immediately sir since they were prepared to defend the Lone Alliance when it looked like they were going to get invaded. In 24 and we have regular army…and reserves" the Lt chimed off.

"Do they have any defences?" the General asked.

"Passive satellite scans show no airforce to speak off and no navy and very little if any air defence"

"Send 350 B-52s with Heavy payload bombs and a wing of B-2 Bombers carrying MOAB's, escort them with F-22's"

"Aye…." The Lt paused.

"What?"

"It appears another nation has already beat us to it" said the Lt

"Damn, could have done with an off country base, oh well"

OOC: Sol Giuldor, I made no mention of sending troops in my official response, and the rest was a private conversation. You would not know to write "any West Corinthians will be gunned down" because you don't know I'm sending anyone.

IC:

The sniper team took a position looking down on the city from a mountain 1 klick away. They wore gillie suits perfectly camoflouging them against the grassy slope of the mountain. Leading them was the most infamous assassin in West Corinthia, Roman Kostyanov. He was also a personal friend of the Czar's. He toggled his throat mic and whispered, "Team, silencers on."

The rest of the team, around 6 men, applied silencers to their AW covert sniper rifles. They unfolded their bipods, and scoped in to the city. Foreign peacekeepers were everywhere, but there were also civilians waging an all out war with one another. "Don't shoot near peacekeepers." Roman whispered. "We aren't going to attract anyone's attention during this operation. Make it look like civilians are shooting eachother when you take shots. And space them out at random intervals so we aren't dropping them like flies."

He focused his scope over a man with a rifle who was looting a shop. Roman squeezed the trigger and the man fell. Several other snipers dropped civilians in other parts of the city. It was over in a matter of minutes.

"Pack up everyone. Let's evac this country." they stashed their gillie suits and switched to Red Cross uniforms. Then they discretely headed for their designated LZ and a Blackhawk helicopter painted with Red Cross identification flew in to pick them up.

Statement from Prince William the First

To the Divine Theocracy of Sol Giuldor, who has sent forces to evacuate the Christians of OA Boy Scouts, the Principality is interested to know of your progress. More specifically, we would like to know civilian (and if possible, military) casualties, as well as how many people you've managed to evacuate from the country. We would especially like to know how many civilians have spurned your offers of assistance and have decided to stay in the country. I suppose that if there are people left, it wouldn't hurt to have a few laborers around to clean up the huge mess that once was their country.

We would like to remind you that you have 2 days left to fully evacuate the citizenry before the Principality starts landing soldiers and equipment to occupy the country. Thank you for your assistance and cooperation.

Signed,

Prince William I, Sovereign
Principality of Wilhelmsborough
Crimean Peninsula

The Evacuation effort is halfway completed, unfortunately 100,000 civilians had to be killed due to the threat they posed to the other refugees. Our only casualties have been the accidental loss of 1 helicopter, it ran out of fuel and crashed. About 2 million people have decided to remain in the anarchy, and we hope they may assist you. The rest are awaiting transportation to Sol Giuldor. Thank you for your concern, the last Helix leaves at 6:00 PM tonight.
May God be with you and your country,
Archbishop Haslack II
Theocratic Ruler of Sol GIuldor