Da Goffs
24-02-2006, 17:19
Another day, another tooth. Warboss Guruk-Gall-Dakka paced around his private chambers, his rather impressive four-metre high bulk caused the floor to groan and creak as he moved. A group of Nobs, an impetuous band even by Ork standards, approached him.
"We's bored, boss! Give us somefink to kill! S'been ages since we last 'ad a good fight!"
Not so. The building the were stood in had been the administratum centre of a rather unfortunate colony. They didn't have a chance to fight off the two million Ork agressors.
The Warboss growled, clobbered the nearest Nob over the head with his power klaw, and grinned.
"Send out da word to da boyz, we's gonna go out on a Waaagh!"
"Yes boss! WAAAGH!"
The Orks in the room went into a frenzy of grunting, growling and screaming, until the Warboss kicked them out.
[So, anyone fancing playing a world that gets caught up in a Waaagh?]
"We's bored, boss! Give us somefink to kill! S'been ages since we last 'ad a good fight!"
Not so. The building the were stood in had been the administratum centre of a rather unfortunate colony. They didn't have a chance to fight off the two million Ork agressors.
The Warboss growled, clobbered the nearest Nob over the head with his power klaw, and grinned.
"Send out da word to da boyz, we's gonna go out on a Waaagh!"
"Yes boss! WAAAGH!"
The Orks in the room went into a frenzy of grunting, growling and screaming, until the Warboss kicked them out.
[So, anyone fancing playing a world that gets caught up in a Waaagh?]