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Hey, sorry for making this post, but I've seen it used before, so I assume this won't attract a deletion of it. Anyway to get to the point I've been wanting a simple One-on-One war since I joined last year. I've joined some RPs, but most of the time I find myself horrible outclassed (in terms of RP) and outnumbered. Not trying to complain, just pointing that out. What I'd like is to have a One-on-One war with another nation. Doesn't matter the reason, I'd just like to have a full-fledged war.

The only things request I have is that you're not some 6 billion strong nation with an economy that makes mine look like the GDP of a corner store, and whoever wins doesn't 'conquor and keep' the other guys/girls nation...simply because I've invested a lot of time into this nation so I'd find it very wasteful to loose it now.

If anyone is interested, I am a decent Roleplayer, I believe maybe a few select people could speak in favor of my ability, but I lack the ability to techno-rp and win by clever technology--just so you know. I'm more a tactics, and drama kind of Roleplayer. Developing the story, roleplaying reaslistic (or as close to realism as you can get in NS) battles, and allowing for the plot to flow nicely.

If you are interested, simply post below. And if you see someone already having posted before you, still say if you're willing to. Thanks.

-Jagada

Goddamn... I've been wanting the same thing for a long time, unfortunately I happen to be a 6 Billion plus nation with a GDP that makes yours look like a corner store.

Oh well, at least it'd be fun to watch from the sidelines.

I just got out of a war, so I'm still rebuilding my forces, and you're probably more powerful than I am... maybe you could tell me a little about your nation, see if I'd have an ideological reason to go after you? You aren't selling your citizens for n00ks, are you? Wiping out cities for the gold underneath? Those were actual motives.

Well...I have nuclear weaponry but I don't 'sell my people' to get them, nor do I destroy entire cities to get gold underneath.

As for my nation well within the last ten years (NS time) I've been threw two civil wars (one being nuclear) and have been in a few wars (one being against The Macabees, which defeated sparked the Fanatical Civil War). I'm a Christian Dictator, and thus Jagada has become the Trinity Empire. Close ally of the World Anti-Communist League, and the WGADAHRC, both valid reasons for a Soviet-country such as yourself to come after me. Not to mention that before you were Soviet, you were Moslem--and I recently genocided (and no, not like some n00b dictatorship either) the Moslems in my country.

To prove my point, the Fanatical Civil War was caused when I was defeated by The Macabees in the Colonial War, when he destroyed my colonial capital he killed all the 'Fanatics' in it. Fanatics were a group of people driven to the brink of insanit by Remington in order to secure a small group of super-soldiers for the purposes of winning the Colonial War. Well when Jagada lost, he still had a hundred thousand Fanatics in Jagada which no long had a purpose (since Fanatics had to be used quickly before they decended into insanity and were useless). The Fanatics learned of his plan to 'terminate' them, and the fact that 5,000 of their brethen were slain by The Golden Throne. They went beserke and rebelled declaring they would clense Jagada of the impurity of Remington. They quickly reduced major cities to rubble in surprise attacks, and killed millions of innocents. Remington was killed when Four Crusader Armies (around 2,000,000 men) were attacked by the Fanatics and utterly crushed--he was tortured then killed. The Fanatics quickly attacked the Air Bases and killed the legendary Air Marshall Hughes, and followed this victory up by storming the Grand Fleet which was docked at the massive port city of Inn (only major port in Jagada--but its huge). In this they killed Grand Admiral Bradley, a hero from the War against Norris (first civil war--whole other story).

York rose up, a hero from the War against Norris and widely regarded as the most popular man in Jagada during his whole military career. He rallied the remnants of the Crusaders and launched an offensive against the Fanatics, using nuclear weapons he managed to kill most of them off and then mopped up the rest (suffering overwhelming looses). He then assumed the position of Lord Protector until he can fully convert Jagada into a Mertiocracy--which is taking awhile).

So post-civil war Jagada he declared the Trinity Empire. The Moslems, most of whom were killed by the Fanatics, got angry at this move since Jagada's Constitution promised that no religion would be declared 'Surpreme Religion' and all religions would remain State Religions (ensuring all were protected). York managed to convince them that he was changing the name, then while they celebrated he launched his attack and took the remnants of them out. It wasn't an easy move and it sent his popularity polls plummeting until 300 Bhuddists burned themselves alive in protests--public support spiked back up in fear of another civil war.

So it wasn't nessecarily a n00b 'God told me to kills those dirty stinking muslims and i do what da good lord tells me to do'. Though the whole 'genociding a certain religion' isn't new.

Anyway, I read your Reconstruction thread and it seems we'd do well in a War against one another. You were completely, and utterly (no offense), crushed under the jackboot of Damien Dreadfire, and then again by the Great Leader Li of MassPwnage. I've been pwned by The Macabees and well..myself (lol).

Your pre-texts could be I hate communists and are an active member in the WACL and attack me for that (and it will be closed, so no fear of a massive WACL counter-attack). Or you could use the Moslem thing, or the fact that I'm a Fanatical Christian Dictatorship--your call.

Our real reasons would be, we both need a victory to restore public trust in the government. After you're two defeats, and my defeat and nuclear civil war--its a prefect scenario. We're both weak, but not weak enough to not launch a war against each other if we needed/wanted to.

Well there you go, what do you think?

Actually, I was a Zionist state, not Muslim, but whatever. Still no friend of chr*stian fundies. Kahanistan generally keeps the WACL at arm's length, I suppose we could have a skirmish, I don't want to disrupt the rebuilding at home too seriously, or we could have it on your land, I'll be using some older crap tanks and reserve planes, and not bombing your civvies, so you don't have to rebuild too much.

Of course I'd need something more than just your WACL membership to turn me attacking. A terrorist strike in Najaster, the capital of Kahanistan, might result in retaliation...

Well now that your mention it, I do have this very annoying terrorist organization that formed in the 1600s, called 'Society against God' (SAG). They have found it utterly hopeless in their crusade to forge an atheist state in Jagada by themselves--so why not enlist the help of a Soviet State? They set a bomb off in one of your government buildings, claim responsibility. You demand justice, I say "Screw you Commie" and we got ourselves a war.

Of coarse it will be more detailed and such, but you get the general idea.

I fail to see how making an enemy of an atheist nation will help the terrorists' cause of promoting atheism, but if you want to try it... go ahead and start the thread.

If you need anyone to rp extra terrorist activity etc, or other stuff like that, TG me coz I'd love a chance to practice my 'sneak around and blow stuff up' abilities.
Plus, I don't have a MT nation but have wanted a MT terrorist organisation, so I could use this thread and (if it's ok with you) Create a SAG splinter faction, that I could then grow into my organisation.

Well, thats the thing. I'll going to have to wait until tomorrow to start this because its late here (I didn't expect to get a response so quickly). Though trust me on this, I'm not a completely newb, I'm sure I can make it semi-realistic.

Also, the idea here is that SAG thinks that if they attack you, and claim responsibility. You probably won't know their atheist, and you're not very well going to believe me when I tell you "No, they're athiest, and no you cannot come in and look for them". I may change my mind when I open the thread tomorrow and have a religious terrorist group attack.

Warshrike, if you want you could (after this skirmish between me and Kahanistan) try to launch a terrorist attack into my nation if you want.