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:sniper: i want a war

:sniper: i want a war
You want a war? I'll volunteer to squash you!

You want a war? I'll volunteer to squash you!

The Socialist Imperial State of MelekTaus will join you in this "War against 'Errorism" Newbs should read the stickies on the top of the page before asking for squashing.

The Socialist Imperial State of MelekTaus will join you in this "War against 'Errorism" Newbs should read the stickies on the top of the page before asking for squashing.

I third that, been playing 2 years old account was deleted. How should be begin, with this, butt wooping

I suggest either a strike with IGNORE cannons or we can actually RP this and launch a massive invasion...

OCC: Lets see. 1...2...3...4...That's right! Your the 1 million and 7th dumbass to post. Read the stickies. Or my foot is going to drill a hole up your ass.

The above three posts should be ignored (EDIT:: apart from RR's post that was okay), please Dragon Eggs, read the stickies and ignore people like these, I hope you become a decent RPer from doing so.

The above three posts should be ignored (EDIT:: apart from RR's post that was okay), please Dragon Eggs, read the stickies and ignore people like these, I hope you become a decent RPer from doing so.
And one must wonder why they didn't read the stickies to start...

And one must wonder why they didn't read the stickies to start...

that's irrelevant, talking about squishing a person before they've had a chance to prove they can be a decent RPer is childish and is proven to cause bad Karma

that's irrelevant, talking about squishing a person before they've had a chance to prove they can be a decent RPer is childish and is proven to cause bad Karma
Then why do they consistently declare war out of sheer randomness...but I digress.

yeah come on its common practice, giving the fact there all screaming out 'READ'

u should no before u start declaring war on people that war in this is harsh, and u cant just go 'alrite game up thats it im gonna go post somewhere else' cause tony blair couldnt say that could he? if something happens to ur country, remember to register it in the future! makes the whole 'International Incidents' forum slide in together too make a nice big story.

Ignore this post. RPing a war against the newb would be a waste of time.

Ignore this post. RPing a war against the newb would be a waste of time.
Imagine the fun though...

Fun at first, bt then it would get boring wen the newb goes

'10000 of my planes went into your country and bombed every square inch killing everyone. then 200000000 of my soliders invade and take over!!! :mp5: :mp5: '

I have been waiting for someone to post they wanted to die..... As long as he knows no to GODMOD I'm cool with him...

Fun at first, bt then it would get boring wen the newb goes

'10000 of my planes went into your country and bombed every square inch killing everyone. then 200000000 of my soliders invade and take over!!! :mp5: :mp5: '
Imagine what kind of a response you could post to that...heh, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Fun at first, bt then it would get boring wen the newb goes

'10000 of my planes went into your country and bombed every square inch killing everyone. then 200000000 of my soliders invade and take over!!! :mp5: :mp5: '
Funny thing is... I actually could logistically manage that kind of a force with the money I have... Lol.

If it only cost a few billion to run an army for about 10 million soldiers, I could easily suport 200 mill ion with 10 trillion with WWII equipment, which by today's standards, excluding jet technology and missiles, wasn't too half shabby...

WELCOME TO:
THE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS SECTION
OF THE NATIONSTATES FORUMS!

I see that you have come to join the thousands of people who Rollplay every day in the NationStates Forums. You have taken the first step in a more fulfilling experience within the game of NationStates. But before you declare war on anyone, might I suggest a few threads for your reading enjoyment. Several of these threads are basic knowledge while some are things that you can only find out from asking experienced players. There are many different threads to help new RPers, but below is a small list of the many threads that have been started to help new RPers.

The International Incidents Consolidation Sticky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653)
The International Incidents Separate Rulings Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=443725)
Euroslavia's Series of Helpful Hints (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)



Other helpful threads can be found in the MODERATION section of the NationStates Forums, this includes the following.

The One Stop Rules Shop (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023)
My Brother/Friend/Sister/Uncle/Cat did it! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460899)
Nation Restoration Haiku (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455461)
Ejected from the UN? Here's Why (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274575)

I suggest that you read, or at least skim, all the threads listed above. Also, take time and look through some current RPs going on to get an idea of the style of other RPers, this is helpful when you yourself begin to RP like a pro. I thank you for your time. Have a great day!



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Even if he has 200 million soldiers, somehow, get enough large nations in here and he's toast...

WELCOME TO:
THE INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS SECTION
OF THE NATIONSTATES FORUMS!

I see that you have come to join the thousands of people who Rollplay every day in the NationStates Forums. You have taken the first step in a more fulfilling experience within the game of NationStates. But before you declare war on anyone, might I suggest a few threads for your reading enjoyment. Several of these threads are basic knowledge while some are things that you can only find out from asking experienced players. There are many different threads to help new RPers, but below is a small list of the many threads that have been started to help new RPers.

The International Incidents Consolidation Sticky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653)
The International Incidents Separate Rulings Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=443725)
Euroslavia's Series of Helpful Hints (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)



Other helpful threads can be found in the MODERATION section of the NationStates Forums, this includes the following.

The One Stop Rules Shop (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023)
My Brother/Friend/Sister/Uncle/Cat did it! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460899)
Nation Restoration Haiku (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=455461)
Ejected from the UN? Here's Why (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274575)

I suggest that you read, or at least skim, all the threads listed above. Also, take time and look through some current RPs going on to get an idea of the style of other RPers, this is helpful when you yourself begin to RP like a pro. I thank you for your time. Have a great day!

See AB this is the sort of post you should make in these situations, instead of feeding the Newbs.

Even if he has 200 million soldiers, somehow, get enough large nations in here and he's toast...

OOC: Agreed, MelekTaus alone has enough nuclear weaponry to render a couple of continants totally irradiated, and then the fallout for the rest of the world.... I'd hate to imagine your nuclear power, lol.

See AB this is the sort of post you should make in these situations, instead of feeding the Newbs.
Um, that one guy not too long ago didn't respond very well to this...started with a "Z".

A war would be fun against this newb after he reads the stickies. Let's wait until he post for a new declaration of war that actually makes sense.

A war would be fun against this newb after he reads the stickies. Let's wait until he post for a new declaration of war that actually makes sense.
Agree with you there, I do...

I think he (assuming this person is a guy) might feel a bit intimitaded after Melek started boasting about his massive power lol, i no i would, heck i did a while back! February Revolution

I think he (assuming this person is a guy) might feel a bit intimitaded after Melek started boasting about his massive power lol, i no i would, heck i did a while back! February Revolution

I'm not boasting about my nation's power in comparison to his own, I give fact that I spend 10 trillion on defence according to NSEconomy, and that I could easily have the same level of nuclear arsenal as the US in RL does. Hell, I could have enough to nuke every square inch with my spending, but I cut back on it a bit. I'm not the only nation with this power, as with Nation States, many nations are ALOT bigger than RL nations, with 1-6 billion pop singular nations.

p.s lol just checked the admin part, Roman Republic got taddled taled on - shame.

I'm not boasting about my nation's power in comparison to his own, I give fact that I spend 10 trillion on defence according to NSEconomy, and that I could easily have the same level of nuclear arsenal as the US in RL does. Hell, I could have enough to nuke every square inch with my spending, but I cut back on it a bit. I'm not the only nation with this power, as with Nation States, many nations are ALOT bigger than RL nations, with 1-6 billion pop singular nations.

the massive nations is what makes it so much fun :D

one day... just you wait, ill be one of them *drools*

Anybody know what happen to the newb?? He just "disappeared"......o well....:rolleyes:

the massive nations is what makes it so much fun :D

one day... just you wait, ill be one of them *drools*

OOC: And I'll still be bigger, lol.

lol i dont suppose he will be back. i think he might have been surfing on google when he came across this or something, and didn't realize how wars actually work. Maybe I'm wrong he might be back ... eventually.

yeah...eventually

I still stand by my "WELCOME FOR NEW RPers" post.......

OCC: Lets see. 1...2...3...4...That's right! Your the 1 million and 7th dumbass to post. Read the stickies. Or my foot is going to drill a hole up your ass.

One day forumban. Next time be civil.

The funny thing is I only read about 5 sentances total from the stickies and I know everything I need to, so see, its not too hard.

I'm like

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[Insert 10 guidlines to rping here]
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And that's kinda all I needed to do, I RP on other things so none of it is really new.

Please read the stickies before posting.

Anybody know what happen to the newb?? He just "disappeared"......o well....:rolleyes:

He's obviously a noob, not a newb. He just continues making the same spam post. I'll have to add this post to the lock tread on Moderation.

Seriously, just ignore this noob from now on.

Prince William laughed.

"Another upstart nation wants to go to war? Oh good loooorrd. General Sherman, I want you to fire a missile, one missile, at whatever defense department they have. Perhaps the deaths of their ranking officers will make them hire military men with a bit of common sense."

the massive nations is what makes it so much fun :D

one day... just you wait, ill be one of them *drools*

OOC: There will still be bigger nations.

And for now, you're my satellitte state!

*Sticks little finger by right corner of mouth*

Muhahahahaha! ;)