Machinist
18-02-2006, 03:22
Today, citizens from the enemy nation Priest Burning came over into our great country, stinking it up with their presence. They are Jim Lahey and his family, and I have taken them hostage. If you wish to have them back, you must send over your most beautiful women to sleep with me. For every week you do not send me these women, you will receieve various parts of the hostages in the mail, starting with the children. They will wrapped in Valentine's Day-style wrapping. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.