NationStates Jolt Archive

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Presidential Decree H13

Homosexuality is one of the most insiduous and blasphemous crimes against Islam. We cannot and will not tolerate the presence of deviency or perversion in our land, lest we earn the ire of Allah. Therefore, I hereby declare all homosexuals "enemies of the state." If you know any homosexuals, please report this to the Ministry of Culture and Religion, and we will send members of the religious police to round up the perverts and send them to re-education centers, where they will atone for their crimes by being beheaded. We must stamp out immorality at ALL costs!

Boring and unoriginal. Wanna kill faggots? Kill the damn faggots! Lol. No reason to bother us with it, I'd say. However, if you want to make some profit instead of wasting ammo, you could sell them to us. We'd take them into our society and get some use of them.

Worth considering, no?


Warchief Tamujid, The Minister of Everything in
Heavily Armed Republic of Madnestan

Official Statement - Incorporated Sarzonian Government

We are outraged at your government's callous ignorance of the rights of homosexual citizens to live their lives without the yoke of government persecution. Your act of barbarism stands you on the wrong side of history and will result in dire consequences to your nation.

We offer any homosexual citizens of the United Somali Republic political asylum in Sarzonia.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

UberPenguinLandReturns does not support this decision. However, we will not make any agressions towards you for over this issue. If it is alright with your Goverment, we will help pay for immigration of homosexuals from your country into UPLR or other countries. We feel this compromise would be an ideal situation because you would no longer have homosexuals in your country but no one would die. ALl this would be with your permission, of course.

UPLR's Dep't of Foreign Relations

Due to these recent developments within your nation, we respectfully withdraw our previous offer of an embassy to be established.

As of this moment, the Aequatian aircraft carrier RNS Europa has been redirected from its exercises in the Indian Ocean for deployment to Somali waters. Should it be necessary, the Aequatian Republic is willing to extract any foreign nationals unfortunately isloated within the Somali Republic.

Official Presidential Statement

President Sarzo, if you are truly willing to accept the homosexuals in your nation, you may have them. We have not executed any yet, so take them all if you wish.

"let them come to us. We at Xantias would love to have the as Fighters in our upcoming Underverse battles. We will pay for them. Name your price."

Signed
Necropriest Van

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IASP Official Communiqué
Pax Nationstatea

The International Alliance for Safety and Peace sincerely Condemns this action, and are outraged by this action of President Siad Barre. The IASP will take steps required to make your nation safe for homosexuals again. This will not be done as a threat to your nation, but for the safety of mankind. In the meantime, homosexuals from the United Somali Republic are welcome in The Grand Duchy of Van Luxemburg. You can count on this being sent to the Security Council.


Yours Sincerely,
~ Grand Duke Koen van Luxemburg,
Head General of the IASP

Official Presidential Statement

The homosexuals are being readied for shipment to the nations that offer them amnesty.

Rolatian response
Greetings,
We are shocked at this move, and as such are withdrawing $10 billion of the aid promised to the USR. Divisions 1 to 3 of the Rolatian Transport Planes are now being deployed to the USR to take out all homosexuals to safety in Rolatia. We warn you not to commit any genocide or aid WILL be fully withdrawn.

(OOC: The planes number 1,500 and can carry out a total of 600,000)

<TEU Moist Menace> 'Waaah, Waaah, he wants to stick his rod up my ass...' They really should become a little less sensitive about their anal virginity. Or anybody elses, come to think of it.
<PTU Meow> Well, I agree. Wonder how many they have.
<MTU Civilty> Call that... a couple hundred thousand? A couple ten thousand that admit it openly - You and a few friends should be sufficient.
<PTU Meow> Hum. Indeed. Well... lemme try.

From: Personnel Transport Unit Meow
To: President Siad Barre, United Somali Republic
Subject: Fear of the cock [Homosexuals and Beheadings]

As I'm sure you've gathered, the Int. Community isn't particularly fond of $Minority execution sprees - Going through with your plans might result in severe issues regarding your national sovereignity. Not from our side, of course (We're displeased, but ludicrously neutral) - But from others.

As such, I - We, as I wont be alone - would like to offer you to take care of your homosexuals, transporting them to Indian Island (Not too far away, even considering the odd effects of fractal reality) - More specifically, I'd like to set up a migration agency in your nation (I/ We'd of course pay for the fees with regards to the necessary space, be it buildings, camps, harbours, you name it).

Said agency would 1. be required to take any homosexuals you may find in your nation (Annoyingly, they tend to pop up constantrly, so you might liek the idea of a continuous, rather than a one-time-only option), and transport them to Indian Island in the shortest possible timeframe, and 2. take care of any voluntary migrants from the United Somali Republic wishing to migrate to anywhere in the Angstian sphere.

You'd, admittedly, leave the homosexuals to die after a long life full of sin, taking their punishments only in hell, rather than in this world, you would, however, avoid the nasty issue of being invaded by $Number_Of_Nations - A fair deal, I'd think.

Sincerely, and waiting for an immediate reply,

~ PTU Meow (Sakura Jennison)

<PTU Meow> There, done. Hum... Should probably have asked about security measures - I'd run the agency with mindstate-abstracts only, anyway, but there'd also be the migration-willing - They may be a backwater nation, but I'm a civilian, for fucks sake.
<TEU Moist Menace> Meh. They may still say 'No', or we may suffer an instantaneous vanish from their part of reality due to chrono-technological shifts, so until they agree, no point thinking about it. Well, anyway - I'm back diving as a good submarine should, and I need some time for myself, anyway. See you.
<MTU Civilty> See you.

We will take them.

President Wolfgang Lichtenburg

The Beltway hereby offers refugee status to any who wish to flee the United Somali Republic. We have made available housing and jobs in and around Lewes, Sussex, Delaware to refugees from that country.

Further, The Beltway condemns the proposal of the USR to eliminate gays as a class, which is close to a genocidal act.

Signed,
Mark Warner, Foreign Minister of The Beltway

In other words, we're angry, and, at the same time, we'll take in gays.

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Official Proclamation of the Holy Imperial Government

The Holy Imperial Government of His Sovereign Majesty, Emperor Richard Fabius I of the Holy Empire of Greater Nottingham, condemns the acts of your government as an infringement of human rights based on bigoted and outdated ideas.

Sincerely,

Lord Peter Ravenstaff
Appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Last Anarchy Order condemns the actions your government has set forth to execute Homosexuals. We, The LAO wish to accept any Homosexuals now, and in the future, you have deemed not fit for your society. Do not execute any of these people until you have attempted to ride them to other countries to the best of your ability. A genocide would most definately contribute an international incident.

Supreme Chancellor of The LAO

Official Statement of the Grand Monarch

To: President Siad Barre
From: His Majesty, King Alexander I

It is with great displeasure that I have been handed an intelligence document pertaining to the creation and implementation of your governmental Decree H13, regarding to the arrest and execution of the homosexual citizens of your nation. This is a disgusting and vile act, for which this nation will not stand for. I offer you three alternatives to pursue. Firstly, you may denounce this inconsiderate decree and issue a stamene tof apology and release all prisoners you currently hold. Secondly, you may ship all homosexual citizens out of your country to the Grand Monarchy and other allied nations. Thirdly, you may continue on this inadvisable course of action and risk a full-scale military invasion and eventual subjugation of your nation by the armed forces of the Grand Monarchy and other nations.

King Alexander I

We have no large scale transportation outfits, so we will pay for some transports to come pick some up. We are hiring an independant contractor to do so. They should be there soon.

Carl Jansen, Dep't of Foreign Affairs

Offical Imperial Statement

While the Trinity Empire by no means supports this evil act by the United Somali Republic, we do regonize their rights to excise the execution of such peoples. And I condemn any nation who dares to condemn the United Somali Republic.

Hypocrites, the whole lot of of you! You challange and you threaten to exterminate and subjugate small nations because they exercise their soverign rights and you do it in the name of "Peace and Humanity". Bah! If you want to make a real progressive step in society why don't you take your foot out of your mouths and do something truly noble.

Stop attacking the smaller genocidial nations and go threw with your 'Righteous Agenda'. Why don't you try to take down other nations which have done more 'evil' in one day, that the United Somali Republic has done in their entire existance. You should be attacking Roach-Busters, Automagfreek, The Parthians, Risban, and even the Trinity Empire itself. Yet you go around attacking the weakest of the Conservative nations on flemsy pre-texts.

I have no love for this 'Republic' which now forms in Somalia, but at least I regonize the unrealistic international response to it. Then again, when your a bunch of cowardly nations who won't take on nations like Roach-Busters, Automagfreek, or The Partians I guess you have to pick on smaller nations to boost your ego.

Signed,
Quinn Peter
Secretary of Foreign Affairs

The planes are now waiting near the Rolatian Embassy north of the capital city of the USR.

Official Statement - Incorporated Sarzonian Government

We find the statment by Mr. Quinn Peter of Jagada to be a reprehensible display of ignorance in light of their refusal to pay even the slightest heed to history. Our government has stood against genocide against much larger nations, notably Holy Panooly back when our nation was not nearly as large as it is now.

Our men and women fought valiantly against a much larger Panteran force when we sided with our allies in Praetonia against Automagfreek. The Incorporated Sarzonian Government stands against genocide in all its forms regardless of size. If you had spent more than the few minutes it took for you to spread your bile, you might have noticed that.

Here's a dollar. Buy a clue.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Jagada-

No nation has attacked the United Somali Republic. He is willingly let us take the homosexuals out of the country. Only one has threatened to, and only if the USR doesn'r get rid of the homosexuals peacefully, which they are doing. Please calm down.

Carl Jensen

Rolatian Statement
We find the comments of Jagada mis-informed and rather inaccurate. First of all, no nation has yet threatened a full invasion. Also, the USR are now co-operating thanks to peaceful diplomatic means - the homosexuals are gaining amnesty, and that's an important move. Finally, it is very much our business. We have committed $10,000,000,000 of aid to this small country, and have an embassy there. We are not going to stand by and watch genocide in a state with which we have growing links.

Offical Imperial Statment

As for the Rolatian (sp?) statements, yes threats of invasion have been brought to the United Somali Republic by various nations, or prehaps they changed there mind secretly prior to my statement? Nevertheless, like I stated, the Trinity Empire doesn't agree with such executions. In fact, we applaud your efforts to extract homosexuals out of the United Somali Republic.

As for Sarzonia, I care little about old warriors who think they've made some impact on their society. You're 'Incorperated Government' is about as worthy of remberance as day old oatmeal. As for your dollar, considering the recession you're going threw you shouldn't be handing out money like that. Then again, coming from you as liberal nation, foolish actions aren't all that rare.

Signed,
Quinn Peter
Secretary of Foreign Relations

Jagada-

We are sending you a shipment of 1 ton of ice. Maybe it will help you chill out.

Lars, Ministry of Lame and Unfunny Jokes

[OOC: You do realize that my nation is a fanatical Christian dictatorship and such comments are common? Right?]

Offical Imperial Reponse

I thank you for the ice, it shall indeed allow us to cool our drinks down for more enjoyable times. Then again, won't this make your penguin population suffer?

Signed,
Quinn Peter
Secretary of Foreign Affairs

[ooc: My minister of Lame and Unfunny Jokes is, well, lame and unfunny. He's like that stand-up guy who goes on and says, "So, what about that airline food?". He can't choose good targets.]

Jagada-

We live on an island surrounded by icebergs, you can have a few more tons if you would like. Insult truce?

Carl Jensen