NationStates Jolt Archive

Beirut, Lebanon

The new leadership of Lebanon had taken over, after the nation regain its independence. …

President Nasir was busy doing some paperwork, when the Prime Minister Ali enter his office and told him the following

“President, we have just got reports that an SSBN has left our docks…a apparent the Dock Master was too high on Hash to realize that he allow a SSBN to dock and leave dock without him knowing…” said Prime Minister Ali

“Wait…we had a SSBN in our fleet…I thought we didn’t even have a fleet…why don’t people tell me this…stuff…are we too out of it to keep track of this stuff?” ask the President

“That and I check we never had a SSBN…a apparently…this SSBN was owned by Pirates…and they just came into port for resupply..and our people are too half baked to realize we just had Pirates in our nation…and your incorrect my president we do have a fleet of some kind its made up of a old sea Captain by the name of Bob, who carries around a old blot action rifle and yell out” I am going to kill you boy… “ and drives around the port in the his old fishermen boat and has our flag waving…at the pole..so yeah we just think of him as our navy..” reply the Prime Minister

“Ok…then Pirates come and go unnoticed…good to know…do we even have a air force or army?” asked the President

“Umm…for Air Force…we have a crazy guy by the name of Ivan who flies his Biplane around and he carries AK-47..and we have some guys who have RPGs and AK-47s walk around the city to defend us…” Reply the Prime Minister

“Bah…I am better off being out of touch..then knowing we have all these loony guys protecting and Pirates using our ports for supplies…” remark the President

“A apparently so…” remark the Prime Minister

OOC: LOL!!! Consider this tagged and a IC reply imminent.

Official Communique to Ottoman Khaif

We have detected a new arrival in the world, and would like to be the first nation to officially welcome your nation into the ranks of the sovereign and independent nations of the world.

We wish to open diplomatic and trade relations with your nation, and wish to send a diplomat to your capital for talks. We hope that, if permitted, the talks will result in the opening of an embassy and trade relations which will be profitable and beneficial to both our nations.

Thank you in advance.

- signed -

Jo Benkow
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs
the Realm of Cotland

To: Realm of Cotland
From: United Arab Republic of Egypt and Lebanon

We welcome your nation openning relations with our new state. Our nation welcomes exchanging embassies with your nation and we are open for diplomatic meetings between our nations on the matter of trade.

Signed
President Nasir

Middle Eastern Union News

In Today’s news a massive billboard appear near the border with TLS Israel. The billboard is 100 by 100 feet long and is in the direction of the TLS .It says the following in English….” F U!” and it has a massive middle finger paint on it.The group that has put up the sign calls itself the AMWWTNTLS (ooc: Anger Mofos who want to nuke TLS). Its leader said the following in a press release

“TLS must be destroy, they are mofos who wish to conquer our fair nation and destroy our half baked way of life…we must stop them…this is why we put this sign to show we can filp them off for everyone to see…now to get baked…”


And here is picture of the leader of this group…

Crazy Eyes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/Ottoman01/buscemi.jpg)


Currently the Government has made no comment to the sign or the remarks of this leader..

In Secret

The MEU government has began its own nuclear weapons program and plans to build 400 warheads within four years, when the program is up and running.

Official Statement
"The Realm finds the 'AMWWTNTLS' movement amusing, but don't wish to take this threat seriously. We find it laughable, and thanks 'AMWWTNTLS' for providing us with a good laugh. God knows we needed it. Anyway, in the unlikely event that 'AMWWTNTLS' make their threats, which are very amusing, into reality, we condemn 'AMWWTNTLS' as terrorists. Other than that, we shall remain neutral in this matter."

[signed]
Amir Rashid
Under-Secretary
Department of Middle-Eastern Affairs
Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Realm of Cotland

Syriana News Network

Today is a great day for our nation, we have now gain Turkey, Greece, Albania, Bulgaria, Southern Egypt and Macedonia and these regions have become member states of the United Federation of the Eurasia. The Government will move to Ankara and just making the city, the new seat of Government for the Federation.

Eurasian Times

The United Federation Government of Eurasia has approve its new constitution, which states that the ruling system is unity then to federation, just the officially name of the nation will be known as the Union of Federated States of Eurasia. Also the Central Government has elected its leader to become the Head of Government, It will be Premier Nasir Al-Subaai and the Head of State, will be President Dimitris Avramopoulos, both are of the Unionist Party of Eurasia (Centrist pro Right), the Senate and Parliament have confirm and appointed them for their six year terms, which they can run for unlimited terms.


Also the Official Listing of the Regional Names has been release.
1.Turkey
2.Greece
3.Southern Balkans( compose of Albania, Bulgaria and Macedonia)
4.Bilad al Sham( Syria and Lebanon)
5.Southern Egypt