NationStates Jolt Archive

Yesterday, my country has witnessed an uprising of capitalists planning to overthrow the communist regime of Machinist. We were kind of enough to put them on trial, but not kind in their sentence whatsoever. They were forced to have their hands and feet removed, and given the option to walk or crawl fifty feet in two minutes. When they failed, they were disemboweled and left for dead. No longer will conspirators walk in the true land of the free.

Next time, RP the entire event.

OOC: he doesn't have to.

IC: Mondoth finds the recent actions of the Machinist government to be wholly unbefitting of a sovereign power and will support any nation attemting to remove the Current Machinist Government from power.

OOC: I meant that I would make it slightly more interesting if he had done so.

The Admiral was sipping at his morning whiskey when he read an article on the executions of several revolutionaries. 'More sensless killing,' he thought.

The Federation finds the exacting of torturous death upon these individuals disgusting and cruel. We will agree with Mondoth and will support actions if taken to remove these savages from the government.

We must condemn such a cruel and heartless act, Those actions were inhumane, if you had had to kill them it would have been better to have just shot them, what you did is evil. We have no qualms if someone were to defeat this government.

-Lone Alliance

"Machinist, you may look forward to becoming a colony of the Holy Empire of Roach-Busters."

--Generalissimo J.L.--

OOC: I hate the fact that so mant nations say they will help another nation if it were to go to war with the 'evil' nation but none of you are willing to do it yourselves.

IC: "Dennis," The Admiral spoke into his intercom to his secretary, "I want you to get me that names of the men executed in Machinist."

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

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The Government of Kahanistan condemns this shocking act of barbarity. We wish the international community to know that not all socialist states practice such inhuman torture against those who disagree with their economic policies.

Furthermore, we are severing trade and diplomatic relations with the rogue nation of Machinist until the atrocities its government has perpetrated are punished.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Can you please post the names of those executed?

Official West Corinthian Response
West Corinthia is shocked and appalled by your actions. We have mobilized our army and are on high alert. You have committed an atrocity we find highly distasteful and we advise you stop the killing of all capitalists unless you want to become another West Corinthian territiory. Also, we advise you pay reparations to the families of those killed. Failure to do so will result in an end to your sovereignty, either by us or by another country willing to bring down your hapless regime.
Choose wisely,
Vasili Kotov, Czar of West Corinthia

Emperor Titus absent-mindedly skimmed his emails. His iTunes was blasting "Stuck in the Middle With You," and he was forcefully and passionately moving his head and foot to the beat.

"Sir, did you get the email I sent you?" came the voice of International Relations Minister Cornelius Durantum over Titus's speaker phone.

"I don't know, Cornelius. I'm only starting to look over them."

"Sir, I can't hear you over that Stealer's Wheel song."

"What?"

"I said I hate Stealer's Wheel!"

Titus impulsively lowered the volume. "You take that back."

There was a shifty pause in which Cornelius brought his hand to his forehead and sighed in exasperation. "Sir, there were more capitalist extreme groups casuing trouble."

Pausing his iTunes, Titus spoke into the speaker phone. "What...you mean terrorism?"

"No, an attempt to overthrow a communist government. The leaders of the uprising were apparently executed in a tortuous fashion."

"This is probably all sparked by that attack in Union Canada. You'll see extremist attacks all over the world now."

"I know," said Cornelius. "Do you want me to keep an eye on it?"

"As close an eye as possible," replied Titus. "Wait! I love this song." Titus clicked on a song on his macbook and pressed the 'enter' key. Cornelius said something, but Titus only replied, "Sorry, Corneli, can't hear you. The House of the Rising Sun is calling."

Cornelius growled under his breath and hung up.

To: All Concerned
From: Nation of Quebec

We are appauled by the barbaric and primitive actions made by the Machinist government. We demand they apologize and make reperations to those families affected by these senseless acts. We now see communism at its worst - oppressing the people and murdering those who "conspire" against you. We will be willing to accept any refugees. If Machinist does not stop these actions and meet our demands we will be forced to take action.

Chris Archer
1337sauce MAster of Foreign Affairs

Economic policy has always been a touchy issue in the Principality. Do we choose money driven capitalism and loose ourselves in materialistic greed, or do we choose communism and face possible anarchy and destruction from our neighbors?

Actually, we chose neither. The Principality of Wilhelmsborough is a Socialist-Merchantalist State.

In any case, we have always been disgusted when a nation of one economic extreme attacks another nation simply for having a different economic system. There is no perfect way to manage a national economy, but it would be absolutely foolish to assume that there is only one way to do things and that other nations must be forced into line.

Therefore, the Principality condemns the government of Machinist for it's torture and murder of the capitalists. We do not do this because we chose to side with capitalists. If capitalists did this to communists, we would condemn them as well. Their economic positions do not matter. They are people, and you are killing them senselessly. What you are doing represents one of the lowest points of human and mammalian degeneration.

With this said, the Principality is putting is airforce on alert. If any attack is made against your nation, we will join the invaders in the air. You had best apologize and make amends for what you have done today. The world does not take kindly to upstart psychotic dictators.

Signed,

Prince William I, Sovereign
General Salazar T. Sherman, Minister of Defense
Principality of Wilhelmsborough