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The Armed Republic of Mationbuds is going to construct a 15 Billion Dollar Artificial Planet about 1/2 the size of earth for target practiscing purposes and real life drills etc . It would contain Gravitators to create an artificial gravity similair to Earth's , coated with a new substance called Nitroen Carbot , created by Mationbuds Scientists . If a explosion or laser blast creates a crater , it will automatically regenerate after 5 hours .

We will be installing mock weaponary and buildings and people to simulate a real life environment . To fully build this , we need funding from Nations and Companies willing to donate some money and we will garuntee usage of this artificial planet for military purposes whenever you need it .

Next , we are going to hold a massive Military War Drill once this is complete . We are inviting all Nations to participate in this drill . Low Powered Laser Turrets will be instilled to simulate real life environments . Here is the plan :
1)Troop Invasion Drill - We would send in our infantry and land armies to invade and destroy the enemy "forces" (which are robots with Stun Weapons) . Light fire from Fleets are allowed . ----- To Last 6 hours before a 2 hour break .
2)We will continue by simulating the withdrawal of our troops and followed by Heavy Firing from your fleets with "Enemy Battlestations" (which are medium powered laser gun stations) ----- To Last 5 hours
3)Small Part of Artificial Planet to be reserved for Full Fleet Shelling , destroy it to bits . ----- To Last 4 hours

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This is what we're sending to Participate In The Exercise :
1)Mation National Fleet :
-Flagship (Dictator Darth Matter , leader of Mationbuds to oversee entire Mationbuds fleets)(with 2 Squardrons of X-Wings , 4 Squardrons of TIE Fighters and 2 Squardrons of X-Wings)
-4 Super Star Destroyers (with 6 Squardrons of TIE Fighters/4 Squardrons of X-Wings)
-8 Imperial Star Destroyers (with 4 Squardrons of TIE Fighters)
-10 Victory Class Battlecruisers (with 4 Squardrons of T-Wings)
-12 Calamari Class Battlecruisers (with 2 Squardrons of X-Wings)
-20 Cossack Class Frigates (with 2 Squardrons of TIE Fighters)
-25 Imperial Assult Ships (carrying 300 Vanguard Troops , 20 Hover Tanks and 2 AT-AT/AT-TE's each)
-15 Viper Class Fighter Carrier (each with 4 squardrons of X-Wings , 2 Squardrons of T-Wings and 4 Squardrons of TIE Fighters)
-2 Twilek Class Mother Ships (carrying 2 Cossack Class Frigates , 6 Imperial Assult Ships , 4 Squardrons of TIE Fighters and 2 Squardrons of X-Wings each)

2)Avenger Fleet
-Stats already disclosed previously

3)Viper Fleet
-Stats already disclosed previously

4)Retaliation Fleet
-Stats already disclosed perviously

*Defender Fleet will not be taking part because its primary objective is to defend Mationbuds's Sovereignity

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If you want to join or donate money , simply register here .

Thank you Very Much for your support ,
Martin , Secretary Dictatorial Office
and
Dictator Darth Matter , Dictator of Mationbuds and High Ruler

didn't this happen in Pinky and the Brain?

didn't this happen in Pinky and the Brain?

Never heard of that but nonetheless , we invite you to join this exercise .

bump , we're still welcomming all nations to be a part of this great effort to boost military skills and coordination and to foster ties between nations .

The Kingdom of Maraque would like to donate $7.5 billion.

We would also like to inquire in a possible deal to have an artificial planet of our own built (grown?), and are willing to pay any price for this. Thank you!

Zwoot. Double post.

This is possibly the stupidest idea we've ever heard of. Ever. Furthermore, the 15 billion dollar thing is ridiculous. It's either a lie, or your governers are just really, really stupid. On that note, we'll give you 60 credits. But only if you use them to go to a decent school.

- The League Minister for Insulting the Creators of Really Stupid Ideas, Alex Minhaster

- 60 credits will be transferred when you prove to us you can read.

The Kingdom of Maraque would like to donate $7.5 billion.

We would also like to inquire in a possible deal to have an artificial planet of our own built (grown?), and are willing to pay any price for this. Thank you!

We would like to thank you for donating 1/2 the amount needed to construct the planet and would like to invite you as a special partner in this exercise . Do inform us when you have decided . As for helping you to build another of these artificial planets of your own , the cabinet has decided to send engineers to your nation to help you construct one of your own , under their supervision . What about diplomatic ties between our nations , do you want to have some ?

Your's Sincerely ,
Zachary Ignatius , Project Manager of Artificial Planet Project
with compliments from
Dictator Darth Matter , Dictator of Mationbuds

- 60 credits will be transferred when you prove to us you can read.


Of course we can read . Anyway , how much is 60 credits in USD ? Because we use the USD and Mationdollars in trading . Anyway , are you interested in joining this exercise ?

OOC: Seriously, dude. There are billions of planets, which can withstand real bombardment. Why spend money on creating an artificial one? We just hold our military exercises on an available planet, and move to a new one when the craters grow too big. Oh, and FT tends to use credits, over USD.

Yes , however we're damaging planets which could be put to use for other purposes rather than blowing it to bits . And you still have to consider gravity and wether it can support life . And what's more , you can't modify the landscape to like put mountains here and etc .
However we have 100% control over our artificial planet and can make a mountain appear with a few keystrokes on the mainframe computer linked to the artificial planet .
And the currency issue , true , we seldom use USD , but we use Mationdollars , which value is quite similar to credits . You see , we're an independent nation , but with allies and such .

Regards ,
Martin Luther , Secretary Dictatorial Office

OOC: ...you do know what the OOC tag means, right? Supporting life is no biggy, there are millions that do, and finding one isn;t hard, and, seriously, isn't it better to train on natural terrain, where you'll really be fighting, over some artificial planet. I also find the 15 billion dollar claim completely ludicrous. Building an artificial planet would easily cost hundreds of trillions. And with magical mountain-building options...

I mean, why not use artificial reality? Cheap, effective, and works perfectly. If that's not an option, is it really that hard to actually find somewhere to train? Also, let's be serious with the planet option. If we blow one planet to bits, no biggie. We could destroy a thousand planets, and it still doesn't matter. I'm just saying, your price prediction is insane, and not in a good way, and practicing on an artificial planet won't be nearly as good as fighting on a real one.

Oh, and FT tends to use credits, over USD.

OOC: Speak for yourself, thank you very much...

i would like to donate 1.3 billion to you project and all the recorces of the Empire Of Jo to help further your project

To Hiel Jo :We thank you for donating 1.3 billion to our project . Now we have an additional 5.8 billion , which we would use to further enhance the artificial planet and the upkeeping of it and its robotically controlled weapons . Therefore we would like to invite you as a special partner in this exercise . Please respond to us once you have decided .

To Ghargonia : We welcome you to take part in this exercise .

To Hyperspatial Travel : You do have several good points to argue , but our economists , ecologists , weapon experts and scientists have done researches and found that using an artificial planet would definately be better than using real planets in the long run . We are still opening the invitation to you to join .

Your's Sincerely ,
Martin Luther , Secretary Dictatorial Office
and
Dictator Darth Matter , Lord of the Sith and Dictator and Supreme Chancellor of Mationbuds

To Ghargonia : We welcome you to take part in this exercise .

OOC: I spoke 'OOC' then, which means 'out of character'. This means that it was me, as a player, speaking, not Ghargonia as a nation. Ghargonia is in a state of total isolation and will not communicate IC ('in character') with anybody for a long time. Which also means that they can't and won't help you with this exercise even if they wanted to. And frankly, they wouldn't want to -- the whole concept of building an artificial planet for training is the biggest waste of resources I've ever heard of, and that's assuming that it's even possible to accomplish in the first place, which, it isn't.

Yes , with old technologies its impossible , however with new technologies that my scientists discovered , it is now possible , but at a extremely high price . And for the huge waste of resources , it is indeed is a costy project , but worth the invesment .

We strongly suggest your nation takes part in this exercise because it hardly communicates with the galaxy/world/other planets , I'm assuming its military strategies must be relatively low . I dont know but I still want to extend the invitation to you , although you may be using OOC .

We would like to thank you for donating 1/2 the amount needed to construct the planet and would like to invite you as a special partner in this exercise . Do inform us when you have decided . As for helping you to build another of these artificial planets of your own , the cabinet has decided to send engineers to your nation to help you construct one of your own , under their supervision . What about diplomatic ties between our nations , do you want to have some ?

Your's Sincerely ,
Zachary Ignatius , Project Manager of Artificial Planet Project
with compliments from
Dictator Darth Matter , Dictator of MationbudsDuring a long meeting with the King (aswell as the President) and their Cabinets, we've decided to be a part of this excercise.

Also we accept your engineers with open arms and have made arrangements for their arrival.

As far as diplomatic ties are concerned, we shall offer you a plot of land to build an embassy in our major city Atrons if you wish, in return for one of our own in your nation if that is appropriate and possible.

Thank you for your time,
King Darius A. Shulze, and President Stephen E. Morris

To Hyperspatial Travel : You do have several good points to argue , but our economists , ecologists , weapon experts and scientists have done researches and found that using an artificial planet would definately be better than using real planets in the long run . We are still opening the invitation to you to join .



Would you care to publish documents proving this statement?