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Facists uses WMDs on Lone Alliance, Lone Alliance Appeals for all nations of Freedom.

The Lone Alliance
12-02-2006, 19:51
=Uknown Location=
Today, the cowardly nation of The Fascist Republic of Kravania, had used Nuclear and Chemical weapons on our nation, if they claimed, like they said, of Liberating our nation, then they would not have done so, It is time that Kravania to tell the truth, this is a War of Anniliation and nothing more! We appeal for all help to end this Facist Threat against the world! These Facists have no morals, and therefore have no right to accuse us of opressing people, when in truth we have done no such thing, all nations of truth, Freedom, and Democracy must not let these evil Dictators get away with such acts! Facist Criminals must not be allowed to conquer what they please!

This has been a message from the Lone Alliance.
Willink
12-02-2006, 19:57
While we find Nuclear and chemical weapons essential as detterents, useing them without reasoning is cowardly and psycotic. Willink officialy supports Lone Alliance and declares a full state of War between Kravania.


Willink Parliment, signed 62 of 80 senators
The Beltway
12-02-2006, 20:11
Observing the devastation wreaked upon the cities of the Allied States of The Lone Alliance today,

Noting that the Fascist Republic of Kravania has used chemical and nuclear weapons to unleash such devastation,

Seeing that the use of chemical and nuclear weapons was the first such use in the war between Kravania and The Lone Alliance,

Agreeing that chemical and nuclear weapons are abhorrent to mankind, and should never be used but for retaliation against a first strike,

And viewing warfare in general, and this war in particular, as horrific and useless, given the existence of diplomatic means to resolve disputes and the horrible toll on the economy that war brings,

The Republic of The Beltway hereby condemns the Fascist Republic of Kravania for its immoral and inhumane actions it undertook in its war with the Allied States of The Lone Alliance.

Signed,
Prime Minister Timothy Kaine of the Provisional Federal Parliamentary Republic of The Beltway
The Lone Alliance
12-02-2006, 20:47
We thank Willink greatly.
McKagan
12-02-2006, 21:06
[Open Message]

Official Message from the President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan

McKagan has watched the situation surrounding the war between Kravania and The Lone Alliance since its inception. For far too long the world has been ruled by religious ignorance that shows no tolerance, and nothing but hatred for all things different and cultured. Kravania calls itself a holy, godly nation that is under attack from communist forces. We find it odd, however, that this so called "communist revolution" did not find Kravania at all. If Kravania is such an emblem of morality how did such a great evil miss them? It is a sign of sheer ignorance that humans still believe in fairy tells like Christianity or any other religion. To have a war over this, ones imaginary best friend, is simply beyond words. I implore nations of the world to level with Kravania and make a declaration that they have twenty-four (24) hours to stop their war, or an International Coalition will be forced to save lives and stop this killing in the name of someone who is at best overhyped and at worst never existed.

Respectfully,
Robyn Cavalt, President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan
Whyatica
12-02-2006, 21:11
Official Statement of the Democratic Sultanate

We of the Sultanate are horrified at the use of nuclear weapons of the Kravanians. As such, we offer the strongest possible condemnation of Kravania and all trade rights have been severed if they ever existed. In addition, all Kravanian citizens, assuming any are in the Democratic Sultanate, shall have their passports revoked and they will be deported.

We also offer an aide package of $250 billion USD to the Lone Alliance, with proper oversight, for use in reconstruction and decontamination of affected areas.


Sultan Khan Whyatica,
Democratic Sultanate of Whyatica
Willink
12-02-2006, 21:14
Open Diplomatic Message

Willink fully supports the Mckagen coalition plan for Kravania to surrender in 24hours, and hope other nations do the same.
NoDot
12-02-2006, 21:55
Communique from the Empire of NoDot

Autocrat NoDot sends its condolences for those who lost their lives in this attack. Various charities are pulling together to offer money and support for the families of the victims.

Rest assured, we will be sure to look into this matter with any foreigners and will be sure to check any illegal immigrants for association with this nation.

End Communique

OOC: As the sig says, let me know if I made any horrible mistakes.
Raven corps
12-02-2006, 22:06
Raven corps as stated before that we have offered our services and The Lone Alliance has accepted. We Raven corps have plagded our support to the Lone Alliance.
Gyrobot
12-02-2006, 22:21
As a long standing supporter of democracy, our nation will assist you in destroying Kravania.
McKagan
12-02-2006, 22:34
[Open Message]

Official Message from the President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan

This isn't about destroying Kravania. If we made threats of that it would validate their mission of conquest and destruction. We merely aim to stop their imperialist, religious falcity' based imperialism towards a peaceful nation.

Signed,
Robyn Cavalt, President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan
The Lone Alliance
13-02-2006, 01:20
(Bump)
Kravania
13-02-2006, 01:54
From: The Fascist Republic of Kravania

To: McKagan and Willink

The Fascist Republic of Kravania stands by our goal to destroy the global communist gangster conspiracy by all and any methods at our disposal.

The Lone Alliance is the central pole of communist gangsterism and a source of moral decadance, an affront to the utopian ideals of Fascism and Corporatism. Fascism does indeed symbolise the highest form of human evolution and nothing can stand in the way of the forward march of progress that Fascism offers to humanity.

Kravania will not desist from the war effort until the barbarity of the Lone Alliance and their outlaw terrrorist government is destroyed.

The day nears when the Lone Alliance will be at one with Kravania and the glory of the Fascist Corporate State.

Any nation that again makes threats against Kravania or tries to intervene in the war effort of Kravania will face a heavy and determined response.

Any nation that shows support for the Lone Alliance by declaring war against Kravania will sign it's own death warrant and will be occupied by the full might of the Kravanian Armed Forces.

Willink and McKagan, take this warning and think hard about the lunacy you are about to embark upon.

Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic
McKagan
13-02-2006, 02:00
From: Robyn Cavalt, President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan
To: Atne Pavelic

Who gets to decide what isn't moral?

The only lunacy here is declaring war based on a work of fiction. You did that. You will immediately desist your imperialist actions or be placed on the McKagan State Departments Regime Watch List.
Linkskys
13-02-2006, 02:11
My nation support McKagen and Wiliks proposal for a end to this.

I, as well as McKagen and Wilik will take action if this war does not come to a hault in 24 hours.

From: Sean, the president of Linkskys.
Kravania
13-02-2006, 02:23
From: The Fascist Republic of Kravania

To: McKagan

Kravania considers your threats as nothing short of pathetic.

Do it, place us on your so-called watch list, it will not bother us in the slightest. I can rest well at night for I know God will avenge me and my Holy Struggle upon you.

McKagan has, like a cheap whore, sold itself to Satan. For the so-called benefits of worldly 'pleasures' your vile nation indulges in those acts which are contary to the Great Plan of our Creator.

Homosexuals are rife in your nation and abuse innocent children at will with their campaign of mass sexual abuse and mind control programmes to pull people away from their Christian bretheren. Your nation's people are no longer able to communicate with their Creator for they now indulge in the evils of narcotics abuse and alcoholism. In short your nation in the living representation of Hell and is a principality, under the total will of the Dark Prince himself.

But rest assured, God shall avenge this travesty.

Why do you think AIDS exists in your nation and not Kravania's. The simple fact is that AIDS is God's answer to your nation's sin and thus you now pay the price for your so-called 'social tolerance'.

Please don't bother Kravania with any more insane and delusional rantings.

Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic
New Ausha
13-02-2006, 02:29
*Incoming message*

New Ausha has looked into this attack, and we have studied the details greatly. New Ausha must inquire, was an official Declaration of War issued? If not this was an unjust, and brutal attack. New Ausha is dispatching 24,000 peacekeeping units (with of course the nations of Kravania and the Lone Aliiances permission) and constructing camps, for citizens of both nations to enter, until the war is over. Of course, attack on these "safe zones" by any other nation, will face the New Aushan Armed Forces.

*Appointment pending*
Minister of Foreign Affiars

This message is a product of the New Aushan National Assembly.
Raven corps
13-02-2006, 02:35
From : Colderon Zion
TO: Great Leader and President for Life

Atne Pavelic


You say you do this as a way to cleanse this world. And you hide under the shroud of a Great way of life. God would call you to vaporize thousands. He would call you to help them try to say the wrongness of thier ways. Fighting for defence and your is yours are admirable things. But to say that God wants you to nuke a population..... My friend remeber Soddom and Gemora(SP). the entire world was plunged into sin. And thats what brought thier destruction. And then the flood. But It was the Entire world. Not just a few nations. You are not alone in your league of christians nations. There are many. but you dont see them bombing others in the quest to spread the good news. I beg you to reconsider this war. For if you dont the so called nations of the dark prince him self shall unleash upon you. And the Good Lord would lose another nation....
The Lone Alliance
13-02-2006, 02:35
Depart the Throne of Lies Atne Pavelic! You claim to believe in god, what god is that, this will is the will of satan, you butcher innocents and laugh at their deaths, that is not the actions of a man of god. If there is a god, we can assure you that you will be the one that will be punished in the Afterlife for continuing such acts.
-Message from The Lone Alliance.
McKagan
13-02-2006, 03:14
Message from the President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan

It would appear that the reincarnation of Jesus is talking to me again. I'd really expect him to have more important things to do, but it still gives me practice in my Halberdgardian-style skills.

And we start.

McKagan has, like a cheap whore, sold itself to Satan. For the so-called benefits of worldly 'pleasures' your vile nation indulges in those acts which are contary to the Great Plan of our Creator.

How a Christian can use language like this and still remain "holy" is beyond me. Real Christians do not believe in insulting others. You're merely using religion and bending it to meet your own needs in order to carry out your own ignorant, uneducated and racist agenda.

Homosexuals are rife in your nation and abuse innocent children at will with their campaign of mass sexual abuse and mind control programmes to pull people away from their Christian bretheren.

Has it ever crossed your mind that people can believe in things other than Jesus without being homosexual? I can assure you that I'm not homosexual and I don't believe in Jesus or any other fictional character brought into existance by a group of drunken camel farmers.

Your nation's people are no longer able to communicate with their Creator for they now indulge in the evils of narcotics abuse and alcoholism.

While the recent rise of a hair-metal/grunge hybrid society in McKagan did bring on a rise in narcotics abuse and alcoholism, it is far from an epidemic. Futhermore, narcotics abuse is also high amongst the Christian Coalition demographic of this nation! Several high ranking CC members were killed in drug wars last year. Good Christians still do crack.

In short your nation in the living representation of Hell and is a principality, under the total will of the Dark Prince himself.

Sales of Ozzy CD's have actually hit a recent slump. Nope, the Dark Prince has no control in this nation.

But rest assured, God shall avenge this travesty.

Uh oh.

Why do you think AIDS exists in your nation and not Kravania's. The simple fact is that AIDS is God's answer to your nation's sin and thus you now pay the price for your so-called 'social tolerance'.

It's a laughable that such a "forgiving" and "holy" person such as God would strike down a populace simply for not agreeing with him. According to the book of lies known as the Bible, God is someone tolerant. I know that his followers have a hard time with this, but if you're going to use the ideas of the book to push your agenda I'm going to use the rest of the book to disprove your ideas. To be such a loving person, this "God" fellow sure seems like a dick.

Signed,
Robyn Cavalt, President of the Democratic Imperium of McKagan
Commonalitarianism
13-02-2006, 03:20
Satellite tracking system back tracking location. Trajectory Calculated. Location confirmed. A large red circle appears on the map of the possible location of missile launch. A second satellite begins bouncing radar images off of the located areas checking for submarines and ships. An alert goes out code blue.
NoDot
13-02-2006, 03:23
*Incoming message*

New Ausha has looked into this attack, and we have studied the details greatly. New Ausha must inquire, was an official Declaration of War issued? If not this was an unjust, and brutal attack. New Ausha is dispatching 24,000 peacekeeping units (with of course the nations of Kravania and the Lone Aliiances permission) and constructing camps, for citizens of both nations to enter, until the war is over. Of course, attack on these "safe zones" by any other nation, will face the New Aushan Armed Forces.

*Appointment pending*
Minister of Foreign Affiars

This message is a product of the New Aushan National Assembly.

Communique to New Ausha

The Empire of NoDot wishes to support your endeavor. However, we lack the ability to send food, or offer tropps to help you secure the areas. We are also currently lacking any transports to transport anything we might have.

How may we assist you?

End Communique
Voxio
13-02-2006, 04:21
To: Atne Pavelic, Kravania
From: Benjamin Tow, President for Life of the Fascist Republic of Voxio.

I had hopes that you would be a good leader, however, it seems you are nothing more than a warmonger who uses the name of God as an excuse to make your war. I can not support your Kravanian Fascism as it does nothing but bring more shame into the history of Fascism.

~Benny Tow
President for life
Fascist Republic of Voxio

OOC: Ooh, Fascist vs Fascist. :)

You guys don't mind me joining in, do you?
The Lone Alliance
13-02-2006, 04:26
To: Atne Pavelic, Kravania
From: Benjamin Tow, President for Life of the Fascist Republic of Voxio.

I had hopes that you would be a good leader, however, it seems you are nothing more than a warmonger who uses the name of God as an excuse to make your war. I can not support your Kravanian Fascism as it does nothing but bring more shame into the history of Fascism.

~Benny Tow
President for life
Fascist Republic of Voxio

OOC: Ooh, Fascist vs Fascist. :)

You guys don't mind me joining in, do you?

Sure join in. It's become a battle between sense and Religious Fanaticism.
Luchamos
13-02-2006, 04:42
As a Christian, I condemn the actions of Atne Pavelic of Kravania. The NPL is unable to send forces, however we send 150 billion dollars in aid to the Lone Alliance to help rebuild. If the Lone Alliance needs additional labor forces to help in the clean up, just ask and we will be ready.
We demand Kravania end this war, repent of their actions, and help to repair the damage they have created, or we will find a way to send our forces.

Supreme Chief Oliver Peterson
Willink
13-02-2006, 04:45
Official Press Release to all nations


We wish to inform you that the Psycotic lunatic in command of Kavania have launched Nuclear Weapons at Willink.
Nistolonia
13-02-2006, 05:25
Nistolonia condems Kravania for these heartless acts, which are clearly non-christian in every sense of the word, and pledges its entire arsenel of biological and chemical weapons to the Lone Alliance for use against them.

(TG me if you need them)
Gyrobot
13-02-2006, 05:25
That bastard! He is starting another doomsday scenario? We wish we could start a war with The Kraven curs but alas we are FT.
Whyatica
13-02-2006, 05:33
OOC:Point of interest: Kraven is NOT Kravania
Velkya
13-02-2006, 05:34
From: Allied Union Strategic Weapons Force
To: Kravania

Your continued existence is a mockery of justice and freedom. Should you choose to fire nuclear weapons just one more time into a nation you consider hostile, we will launch all available strategic reserves into your nation, reducing it to a pile of smoking radioactive glass in mere minutes. We advise your government to decide carefully, as this decision could be your last. Should you (in your misguided zeal) choose to launch any sort of WMD at the nation of Velkya, they will promptly shot down by the orbital missile defense platforms and ABM forces of Velkya and a full scale retaliatory strike will be initiated.

-End Transmission-
Commonalitarianism
13-02-2006, 05:54
We condemn this war, but realize there are millions of women and children who will face starvation and a very long cold winter because of the use of nuclear weapons. It is our wish to help those who have been put in harms way. We are providing in equal amounts of 1 million tons of tilapia fish to each warring party to help their civilian populations. A total of 2 million tons out of our excess stock of 16 million tons of fish from our aquaculture fisheries will be provided by Cruon Commercial House, RFS-- Registered Financial Syndicate. These will be brought in by cargo submarine. We also ask that the international community create a fund to set up shelter camps for civilians caught in the crossfire of this terrible war.

This also has the terrible consequence of possible nuclear winter which may affect us all. This was caused by the use of nuclear submarines in international waters. These waters happen to in many cases be our waters.

The man points a radar ocean satellite map appears showing blips in red for several different submarines wandering through international waters. It is hard to predict the number of armed nuclear submarines currently. There are a lot of them.

We wish an end to this war and a withdrawal of aggressors from our waters. Having nuclear submarines within 200 miles of our city states is a direct provocation. It is not our intention to start a war so we haven't just attacked. Many are not even aware of our existence.

There are other peaceful ocean going nations and small island states threatened by these kind of actions.

We are a member of the United Nations, but unfortunately, nuclear navies for some reason are covered by the law of the sea.

We are an isolationist nation who started this is not our major concern. That it happened is what bothers us.

Hopefully, one day there will be no nuclear submarine in international waters. We are preparing for that day.

Good luck and god bless.

Charles Ming Brown, Commonarch of the Commonalitarianism.
The Mullattoes
13-02-2006, 05:58
The government of the Republic of the Mullattoes fully condemns any act of nuclear aggression, and has severed all ties with Kravania. With the authority vested in me by the Constitution of the Republic of the Mullattoes, I hereby issue the following order:

General Military Order Number One:

By the authority vested by the people of the Republic of the Mullattoes in the Chief Exective and Head of the Government, a general military order shall be issued to activate the National Orbital Satellite Defense system. It is ordered that the National Orbital Satellite Defense system shall attempt to intercept all missiles heading to or from the nation of Kravania in order to prevent further escalation of the current military crisis.

Although in early trials our incomplete orbital defense system was only able to intercept approximately 40 percent of the fired projectiles, the Republic of the Mullattoes cannot sit by idly while the planet erupts into nuclear chaos. Although it is not within my power to take direct military action against Kravania, I shall send a proposal for a declaration of war to our Congress for approval.

Sincereley, PBS Pinchback, President of the Republic
Intracircumcordei
13-02-2006, 15:45
We are willing to sell NBC protective equipment to anyone interested. Including facemasks, survival kits, full body protection suits, ventalation systems, production of underground bunkers, deep facility mine construction.

Totus Fides also states his concern on the use of WMD targeted against a general population. We are willing to send an ERT (emergency response team) to help tend to any survivors injured by WMD. We would also for one day be willing to divert all our passenger aircraft to airports to evacuate individuals to a safe area,including any continuety of government or expected, government in exile.

We would also like to send some press to document the destruction incurred as well as a group of analysts and technical observbers.

We feel that the mass support and grand alliance will hold out future agression. Of course we will also send support equipment and staff to secure our assets against agression.

This is a standing offer to any humane states.
Pschycotic Pschycos
15-02-2006, 01:20
*OFFICIAL IMPERIAL MESSAGE*

We would like to take this time to harshly condemn Kravania for their thoughtless actions. We take the offensive use of nuclear weapons very seriously. Rest assured, if more nuclear weapons are used, we will be forced to take action to defend the Lone Alliance from a fascist aggressor.

Sincerely,

Shogun Himura Kenshin
Willink
15-02-2006, 01:30
Snip



OOC- He already tried to nuke me for defending TLA, and im almost 100% sure as soon as he gets power back after my EMP strike, he will start shooting everywere and everything.
Pschycotic Pschycos
15-02-2006, 02:16
OOC- He already tried to nuke me for defending TLA, and im almost 100% sure as soon as he gets power back after my EMP strike, he will start shooting everywere and everything.

Give me the link to this war, you're all having, I might want in...I've got a few new toys that need some testing.
Willink
15-02-2006, 02:24
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=466062
Yallak
15-02-2006, 02:26
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/Yallak/100fa8a5.jpg
Official Imperial Transmission

To: The Inept Leadership of Kravania
From: The High Council of Arrandin

I would take the time to greatly rethink your current hostilities if I were you. We have cast aside entire nations like yours in minutes before, and if you continue such barbarous actions against the Lone Alliance, you may just not have a nation left soon.

This is your only warning!

Signed
Lord Sollonaal, Supreme Magistrate of Yallak
Leafanistan
15-02-2006, 02:45
Southern Leafanistan, Alliance Party

Long live Facism and down with the communist conspiracy. Facism is the only way to survive!

[END]
Intracircumcordei
15-02-2006, 19:52
Intracircumcordei has divirted over 50 aircraft to land at any available landing spots and fly to back to Xian International Airport and to transfer individuals either to customs for a visa and dispersal to foreign traveller resources, or to one of our emergency response locations for holdings until further arangments can be worked out. Flights will be provided on a first come first serve basis and we can accomodate roughly 12500 air passengers. Meals will be provided as well as bedding and other supplies at the Emergecy Services Center.

Also a number of merchant marine craft have be rerouted that are avialble that will be able to accommodate an additional 1000 individuals. The flights mentioned above we inflights with some support staff and investigators to see how we can respond in the future. If the situation clears up we will be able to fly back individuals and pick up our support staff.

This operation is codenamed ESCAPE.

We feel that there is a very real threat in Kravinia. We at this point are uncertain what security role we can play.
Quaon
15-02-2006, 20:18
The Free Empire of Quaon is appalled by this act of genocide. Nuking nations is not a good way to convert people. Friends in Kravania, I would like to suggest you read your Bible. I am not a Christian, but I believe it says something along the lines of "Love thy neighbor," and I also believe it preaches peace.

Please, stop this senseless war. If this war is stopped, we will donate money to both sides to help rebuilding. However, another nuclear strike is not a good idea. You will have the IASP on your back, and you will also be contributing to the deaths of millions of innocent beings.
The Lone Alliance
15-02-2006, 21:17
CODENAME Escape is underway. We thank you, any other nations, we need to get our innocents out of our country. A nation's land can be destroyed and rebuilt, a nation's people cannot be remade. Please help. Our nation is facing Termination from 3 different nations, we must get our people to safety. -Verta of TLA

Message to the The Free Empire of Quaon
Those in power in Kravania, Roach-Busters, and Parthia, have decided we shouldn't be allowed to exist, this is a war of Genocide, we can't stop them.
Quaon
15-02-2006, 21:26
CODENAME Escape is underway. We thank you, any other nations, we need to get our innocents out of our country. A nation's land can be destroyed and rebuilt, a nation's people cannot be remade. Please help. Our nation is facing Termination from 3 different nations, we must get our people to safety. -Verta of TLA

Message to the The Free Empire of Quaon
Those in power in Kravania, Roach-Busters, and Parthia, have decided we shouldn't be allowed to exist, this is a war of Genocide, we can't stop them.
OOC: We were referring to Kravania, not you.
IC: The Free Empire of Quaon is sending military helicopters to help evacuate your citzens. If you need a place for them to stay, they will be granted refugee status in Quaon. We would also like to offer you one of our cities to become Lone Alliance territory. Greenburg is sparcially populated, and it's people have already taken a vote to allow this city to be claimed by Lone Alliance.
FutureEngland
15-02-2006, 21:42
OFFICAL RESPONSE TO AID REQUESTED BY THE LONE ALLIANCE

The Democratically elected members of FutureEnglands government is totally disgusted and appalled that a nation would sink so low as kravania, we wish to send The Lone Alliance $1 Trillion USD and will activate the NAINMDP (National And International Missile Defense Platform) which will shoot down missiles targeted at FutureEngland and any allies. any aggresion against FutureEngland whether by conventional or non conventional will be met with the full force of our entire armed forces and nuclear strategic command.
The Lone Alliance
15-02-2006, 21:57
OOC: We were referring to Kravania, not you.
IC: The Free Empire of Quaon is sending military helicopters to help evacuate your citzens. If you need a place for them to stay, they will be granted refugee status in Quaon. We would also like to offer you one of our cities to become Lone Alliance territory. Greenburg is sparcially populated, and it's people have already taken a vote to allow this city to be claimed by Lone Alliance.

OOC: I know I was telling you that it was pointless to reason with them.

IC:
We thank you, we had been looking for a place to put a Leadership in exile and a some other places for our people to stay, we thank the city of Greenburg for giving us a place to stay. We will try not to over stay our welcome.
Quaon
15-02-2006, 22:13
One Week Later
General Rodireguez watched as the military helicopters closed in.

"Get ready for a quick drop off from the communist! Be prepared to shoot down any non-sanctioned aircraft coming in!"

"Sir, permission to land?" asked a pilot over the radio.

"Permission granted!" yelled Rodireguez.

The Helicopters landed, and civilians rushed out. "MOVE! Once you are clear of the airspace, you will be instructed on what's happening next!" yelled a soldier.

Rodireguez turned to the Helicopter pilot. Yelling over the noise, he said "Were they're any hints of Kravania surviellance?"

"No, sir!" yelled the pilot.

Rodireguez turned to his soldiers. "Keep checking radar! We cannot let the genocidal Kravanians find out about this!"

"Aye sir!" yelled a private.

Rodireguez addressed the pilot. "Okay, we're clear! Lift off! Good luck! Give Kravania hell, Senor!"

"Will do, sir! Lifting off!"

Rodireguez felt good. He had just helped save a couple million people from genocidal maniacs. He smiled. Rodireguez rarily smiled. He had made a difference in the world.