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Official Announcement of the United States President

*Allanean anthem plays in the background*
*President Klotchkovsky appears on screen*

My dear friends! Citizens of the United States! Brave soldiers! Valiant Marines!

Recently, Allanea's pride was again proved true on the sea, in the air, and in the land. The vile Bandurian, Whyatican, and Antanjyli hordes felt the lash of Allanean steel, the bit of Allanean lead, the sting of Allanean fire. With the aid of our noble allies, Banduria's navy now lies on the border of the sea, and so does Antanjyl's. Forty-three million people were freed from Antanjyl oppression, and are now equal and free citizens of Allanea. The surrender of Antanjyl's entire army to Allanean forces is perhaps the most glorious victory yet since the rebuilding of our nation after the One Day War.

But, Citizens, freedom is not yet safe. Still, as you enjoy your hash pipes – your Stossel tea – your custom rifles – your Ford Expedtions – somewhere out there, people are suffering. Somewhere out there, someone's precious freedom is ripped away from his reach, like a child ripped away from his mother's hands. Somewhere out there, men who belong to the wrong race are made to pay a special tax to merely exercise their right to live. Somewhere out there, people who merely utter the words “All men are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights...” are brutally tortured to death. Can your freedom be safe in a world like this? Can you, sons and daughters of Liberty, sleep safe and sure when somewhere out there, a man is sold into slavery?

Such a nation, such a place is not an evil myth invented by someone to scare young children. This nation exists. This nation is The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians – yes, hear me say, I called them that. If the Parthians are watching that, I would like them to know that they will never succeed to export their lifestyle to Allanea. Here's why:

*camera shifts to pictures of various Allanean military preparations, from aircraft to guns to ICBMs*

Look now, Parthians! Look now, and learn. As I speak, hundreds of aircraft are being manufactured for us by foreign contractors. Battleships roll out of the docks in several nations, reading our nation for any attack you foold can level against our life, liberty, and property. Kazansky-class LR-ICBMs rest ready in their silos, ready to retaliate for, or prevent, any WMD attacks you'd be foolish enough to launch. Behid every door, under every pillow in Allanea lays a rifle – ready to shoot down your marines should they land on our beaches.

But, most powerful of all weapons, stronger then all bombs and tanks, in the heart of every Allanean – every man on Earth – beats a heart with a love of liberty and justice. In the end, it will not be our tanks and guns that will defeat you – for it is not tanks and guns that rule the world. It is the human heart, and it is its thirst for liberty, that will always prevail over the likes of Khosru Ardakhshar Narseh Sassani.

Remember those words, Sassani. Remember them, and tremble -

*camera shifts to view of thousands of Allanean soldiers marching during victory parade*

-this is your destiny, and none other. Defeat, by the hands of freedom-loving men of all nations. You can oppress, you can torture, you can kill – but somewhere, at the end of your road, there'll be a patriot with a rifle or a dagger, in uniform or in jeans. This is your fate. This is the fate for all of your ilk. Sic semper tyrannis.

And to you, citizens of Allanea, I tell this: be calm. Do not be afraid of Mr. Sassani – but be ready. Be always ready to be that patriot with dagger or rifl – for you never know when the tree of liberty will need watering.

Good night,

and may God Bless Allanea.

*camera shifts to image of waving Allanean flag*

*address ends*

Official Announcement of the United States President

*Allanean anthem plays in the background*
*President Klotchkovsky appears on screen*

My dear friends! Citizens of the United States! Brave soldiers! Valiant Marines!

Recently, Allanea's pride was again proved true on the sea, in the air, and in the land. The vile Bandurian, Whyatican, and Antanjyli hordes felt the lash of Allanean steel, the bit of Allanean lead, the sting of Allanean fire. With the aid of our noble allies, Banduria's navy now lies on the border of the sea, and so does Antanjyl's. Forty-three million people were freed from Antanjyl oppression, and are now equal and free citizens of Allanea. The surrender of Antanjyl's entire army to Allanean forces is perhaps the most glorious victory yet since the rebuilding of our nation after the One Day War.

But, Citizens, freedom is not yet safe. Still, as you enjoy your hash pipes – your Stossel tea – your custom rifles – your Ford Expedtions – somewhere out there, people are suffering. Somewhere out there, someone's precious freedom is ripped away from his reach, like a child ripped away from his mother's hands. Somewhere out there, men who belong to the wrong race are made to pay a special tax to merely exercise their right to live. Somewhere out there, people who merely utter the words “All men are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights...” are brutally tortured to death. Can your freedom be safe in a world like this? Can you, sons and daughters of Liberty, sleep safe and sure when somewhere out there, a man is sold into slavery?

Such a nation, such a place is not an evil myth invented by someone to scare young children. This nation exists. This nation is The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians – yes, hear me say, I called them that. If the Parthians are watching that, I would like them to know that they will never succeed to export their lifestyle to Allanea. Here's why:

*camera shifts to pictures of various Allanean military preparations, from aircraft to guns to ICBMs*

Look now, Parthians! Look now, and learn. As I speak, hundreds of aircraft are being manufactured for us by foreign contractors. Battleships roll out of the docks in several nations, reading our nation for any attack you foold can level against our life, liberty, and property. Kazansky-class LR-ICBMs rest ready in their silos, ready to retaliate for, or prevent, any WMD attacks you'd be foolish enough to launch. Behid every door, under every pillow in Allanea lays a rifle – ready to shoot down your marines should they land on our beaches.

But, most powerful of all weapons, stronger then all bombs and tanks, in the heart of every Allanean – every man on Earth – beats a heart with a love of liberty and justice. In the end, it will not be our tanks and guns that will defeat you – for it is not tanks and guns that rule the world. It is the human heart, and it is its thirst for liberty, that will always prevail over the likes of Khosru Ardakhshar Narseh Sassani.

Remember those words, Sassani. Remember them, and tremble -

*camera shifts to view of thousands of Allanean soldiers marching during victory parade*

-this is your destiny, and none other. Defeat, by the hands of freedom-loving men of all nations. You can oppress, you can torture, you can kill – but somewhere, at the end of your road, there'll be a patriot with a rifle or a dagger, in uniform or in jeans. This is your fate. This is the fate for all of your ilk. Sic semper tyrannis.

And to you, citizens of Allanea, I tell this: be calm. Do not be afraid of Mr. Sassani – but be ready. Be always ready to be that patriot with dagger or rifl – for you never know when the tree of liberty will need watering.

Good night,

and may God Bless Allanea.

*camera shifts to image of waving Allanean flag*

*address ends*

From Empress Serena of The Imperial Republic of Hataria

You Dare threated a Ally of The Imperial Republic? well it seems that you have now pissed of The Wrong Nation. You Have 24 hours to stop your Mobilzation or face The Imperial Fleet at your shores.

OOC: I do not believe Allanea is mobilizing for war, just condemning the Partian’s while talking up their own military power.


Public Announcement from the Amestrian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The State of Amestria reiterates it’s condemnation of the Allanean genocide in Antanjyl. In its occupation, if that failed attempt of rule by coercive air power can be called that, resulted in millions of civilian deaths, the breakdown in civil order, mass starvation and civil war. In its attempt to control Antanjyl Allanea allowed Allanean private militia’s to engage in assassination. Allanea armed terrorist groups, bombed civilian population centers and attempted to destroy the Antanjylian transportation network during the famine created by Allanea’s policies in Antanjyl. The recent condemnation of the Parthians by the Allanean government is a joke, an attempt to draw attention away from their own record of failed imperialism and human rights abuses.

[signed]
Dominique de Villepin, the Honorable Minister of Foreign Affairs

To: The Allanean Peoples
From: Al-Benash Azuelo Puong O'Brien
Ho! We have long felt that Parthia is overly brutal towards its Arab population. We have long pleaded with our ally to let up this harassment. And we have long eaten the flesh of our enemies.

I say this unto yae. You are our enemies. And I'm hungry.

Official Reply from the Parthian Shahanshah

What do you mean lack of freedom? I have freedom, plenty of freedom. We're socially libertarian, we have been such a way for a long time. We permit people to enjoy the pleasure of narcotics, to own firearms, to please themselves with anything that does not harm another human being, to read and express themselves in any way they choose. We are only restrictive of governmental power delegated to the masses. I am indeed an absolute monarch and do not tolerate certain protests and media for its criticism of my government, but what problem is there in that? My people are happy, they do not care that they cannot vote, they are happy that they can live their lives in a nation that does not force them to adhere to moralistic legislation. Just because we restict the right of citizens to have a say in government does not mean we do not care for them.

-Shah Khosru III

(OOC: If your referring to my NSwiki article about Ethnic minorities taxes and opression of the poor, those are defunct policies, we abolished them both.)

To: Allanea
From: MassPwnage
Re: Parthia

Are you fucking threatening Parthia? Get a life. Oh wait. You can't get a life. That means we'll have to crush you if you take hostile military action against Parthia. You have been warned.

Official Response from the President's Office

We are sorry, for we've been misinformed on the issue. We congratulate the Shahanshah for his liberal policies and we urge him to continue on the path of reform towards greater freedom of speech as well. The military buildup will continue, as the Allaneans need these weapons for other purposes altogether.

Official Statement from the Government of Aequatio

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We feel that many of the threats posed against the United States of Allanea are absurd and unjustified by many nations, including those of Empress Serena of The Imperial Republic of Hataria and the nation of MassPwnage who seem to be acting almost as a child would in a playground confrontation. The nation of Allanea has perceived that The Parthians are potentially a threat to their nation and have taken it upon themselves to increase spending in the areas of defence in order to maintain the security of their country and the citizens of Allanea.

We feel that Allanea's actions have been nothing short of reactionary against probable threats made against them by the government of Khosru Ardakhshar Narseh Sassani in Parthia.

Signed,

General Arnold Saltzman

Aequatian Head of State and Commander in Chief.

To Aequatio:

Juvenille as our behavior may be, the facts are that Allanea very publicly threatened to attack one of our allies. In addition, Allanea's televised military build-up is nothing but a publicity stunt that does only to flash his wallet and compensate for its complete lack of balls.

In any case, the Allaneans need to find another hobby besides randomly attacking people for having divergent political views from others.

To Aequatio:

Juvenille as our behavior may be, the facts are that Allanea very publicly threatened to attack one of our allies. In addition, Allanea's televised military build-up is nothing but a publicity stunt that does only to flash his wallet and compensate for its complete lack of balls.

In any case, the Allaneans need to find another hobby besides randomly attacking people for having divergent political views from others.

To: The Unenlightened Administrator of MAssPwnage
From: General Arnold Saltzman, Aequatian Head of State

We see nothing in the statement made by Allanea that presents the idea that they would be posing a threat to The Parthians. The article merely outlines the recent military buildup of the Allanean armed forces with a concurrent mention of how the Parthia's practices and morals would inevitably lead them to defeat at the hands of those who defend liberty and freedom. As the old saying goes:

"When you assume, you make an 'ass' of 'u' and 'me.'"

It would be most unwise to jump this gun and hurry to war, you may find that there are people that won't tolerate this fashion of warmongering.