Gyrobot Begins Public evaluation of sentiments Nation
Gyrobot has lately been attempting to assess the sentiments of various nations. However due to the lack of attention it receives. Gyrobot is required to begin a evaluation of any nation wishing to be evaluated in terms of respect and citizen's opinion. Feel free to place your requests over here if you may so We can detirmine your standing.
Ok...if I cant get a single response in even these topics I should just leave NS altogether.
Sentient Turnips
11-02-2006, 05:16
The Official Statement of Sentient Turnips
The glorified President of Sentient Turnips has offered this statement to the nation of Gyrobot.
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That is all.
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Turnip T. Turnip
Advisor to the President of Sentient Turnips
Fat Kirby
11-02-2006, 05:40
The More Official Statement of Fat Kirby
The citizens of Fat Kirby view you and your people as equally delicious. However, we ourselves would suggest a more fattening diet, with the addition of perhaps a stick of butter or two with every meal? Of course we don't want to tell you how to eat, but just remember, quanitity above quality is usually the way to go.
On that note, the quality of your response from Sentient Turnips was disgraceful! To think the President would say such things... Well its hard to figure how anyone would have voted for such a foul-mouthed madman. Surely it is only a matter of time before his reign of terror ends.
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Signed,
The Superior Being,
Emperor Dan Kirby
Say Kirby shall we set up an alliance, our leader has once had contact with your speicies. I wonder if your exploration of the popstar system has established colonies. I wonder what you did with that planet with a high temperature?
Whyatica
11-02-2006, 18:54
Most Official Statement of Sentient Turnips
This statement, being more official than the statement of Fat Kirbies, has a new message from our glorious President:
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Turnip T. Turnip (http://gort.ucsd.edu/ecowell/turnip.gif)
Advisor to the President
Fat Kirby
11-02-2006, 20:17
Eternally More Official Than Any Vegetable's Statement
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Greetings from the Halberd! Unfortunately our leader is currently enjoying his after-lunch feast nap, so can not respond on his own. In his absense I will take his place, trying to keep my mind exactly on what Emperor Dan Kirby would have said after such an obviously slanderous statement...
As to the Popstar System, it is going quite well. Planet Hotbeat has proved difficult to colonise by the Kirbies, but we've put use out of it. Though it is still nowhere near as useful as the Halberd of planet Mecheye. More of a tourist destination if you ask me... What we're doing now is trying to establish a permanent colony on the earth, to bring more food to our people and Emperor. You'll have to ask himself for an alliance, but he'll probably be gourging himself for another hour or so.
The people of Sentient Turnips are fools! To think that they follow such a reckless and dangerous leader as blindly as they do only speaks of how insane they have truly become! He is an afront to all sentient species, and the words he said about our leader's weight are some of the harshest things my ears have ever had the displeasure of hearing... If you keep this us it can only lead to war.
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Sincerely,
Admiral MetaKnight
Sentient Turnips
11-02-2006, 20:22
Even More Eternally Official Statement of Sentient Turnips
This is the last straw! Our Esteemed President has one thing to say to you...vile...Kirbies...
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This means WAR!
Turnip T. Turnip
Advisor to the President
Fat Kirby
11-02-2006, 20:29
Infintismal, Omniscient Statement Which Surpasses the Turnip's Statement Forever!
I what?! You sick depraved turnips! Thats the last straw! Nobody says those things about my mommy! She never did that and you know it... Why... I... Rage!!! Nobody says that to the Megaton Punch Champion!!!
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Oh its on now! I'm going to personally eat my sixteen course meal out of your hollowed out body! Jerks!
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After just waking up from his nap,
Superior Being,
Dan Kirby
Kirby our nation is honour to see that you are entering the world of earth. We are also offended when the sentinent turnips post a response in the form of a turnip. I shall formally declare war upon the turnips and teach them who is boss, nothing more nothing less.
Fat Kirby
13-02-2006, 08:53
Humble Response to Gyrobots
We thank you for your assistance against the turnip menace, and hope that your hunt at home goes well. For the people who live under my rule however, we must put an end to Sentient Turnips once and for all. Already the Halberd has been launched, and in time I foresee a great salad, preferrably with melted cheese, because turnips are pretty gross.
Remember, a friend in war is a friend for life.
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Sincerely,
The Supreme Being,
Emperor Dan Kirby