NationStates Jolt Archive

I am the founder of a new Empire, and power has corrupted...

I rise out of bed the day after my coronation, and am greeted by my servants. They give me my tea and breakfast, and then I go down to meet my military leaders.

Since we feel pressured by the spreading of democracy, it is neccessary to take action against certain democracies. Our military is still weak, but we feel that we must create some acts of chaos against a weak democratic country.

We set out a plan-our weak military will not yet declare an all out war. Rather, we will simply wreak havoc randomly, widely dispersed so as to create chaos and confusion, while starting our arms race...

Any takers for democracy?

Are you trying to say you are declaring war on Democracy?

If so, Peligrosos formally delivers its declaration of war.

Hmm, I have a bad feeling about this one.

If you ARE declaring war on democracy, I declare war on you.

Yikes! 2 of 'em!

In the RP, I haven't made my intentions public yet though-I'll be back in a few minutes to launch an attack.

You Power Crazy Psychos dare to attack any peaceful democracy I will make sure you wont live to see your vision of a neo facist earth come to earth. Stand down now or a bombing campaign will be brought upon your nation and be forced to become a part of Gyrobot's republic.

President PBS Pinchback of the Republic of the Mullattoes feels that it may be necessary to send an "undisclosed" number of "advisers" to "educate" your population about the benefits of democracy. It should be noted that our "advisers" are most willing to enter "intense negotiation" in order to "secure the blessings of liberty".

Meet the "negotiation team":

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Official Response from the Ministry of Defense

To the Empire of "Power Crazy Psychotics",

You are fools. It pains me to see such a young nation like yourself so rapidly degenerate into chaos and evil. How fortunate it is then, that your nation is so weak, and our country is so strong.

We give you a choice: Renounce your intentions of causing destruction and work together alongside the nations of the world, or face death from the skies.

We have no problem with completely destroying you and your nation, Emperor. We will launch a massive B-52 bombing raid that will go on around the clock. Your government facilities will be destroyed. Your palaces will burn. Whatever pitiful military you have will be rendered into dust.

Infostructure will not be spared either. Highways, sea and airports, bridges, and power plants will also feel the touch of our awesome power. Emperor, what we intend to do is to make life completely intolorable for your citizenry.

And when your people are crawling through the wreckage that was once their lives, fighting each other for small scraps of food, there will only be one person to blame: The hotshot young emperor who believed that he could take on the world and win.

Make your choices wisely emperor. It is a cruel and unforgiving world out there.

Sincerely,
General Salazar T. Sherman
Minister of Defense