NationStates Jolt Archive

In other news the nation of Automagfreek rather than face unsettling terrorist strikes on his nations, prayed to his forum gods to have a decent normal post deleted for no good reason.
Back to the weather, sunny and hot through superbowl sunday.

OOC: I'm not going to accept some garbage attack post in a character/ nation development RP. The mere fact that you think you can get n00kZ past all my defenses is laughable enough, so how about you just drop this?

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Top Secret Encryption
Encryption Code Epsilon - 7 - Tau - 2 - Eta
To: The Island of Navira

While we consider AMF's obscene military strength and Sentinel forces a global threat, nuclear attacks on Freekish civilians are not the way to deal with them.

We have engaged in conflict with AMF, but as our nation is very compact and we had little experience at the time in defensive warfare, we lost heavily. We would advise against the use of WMD's, as your civilians would be targeted in retaliation.

That said, should you desire to continue to prosecute warfare against AMF, we would advise long-range missile strikes with non-nuclear armed ICBM's. Napalm and fuel-air ordnance fired onto military bases would be effective, provided such missiles could be launched from a submarine in foreign waters, to disguise the source of the missiles.

Also, as AMF undoubtedly has anti-ICBM defenses, it is advisable to deploy five to ten dud ICBM's for every live one you fire. We used this tactic to great effect against our current enemies, Doomingsland and MassPwnage.

Also note that the Government of Kahanistan will not assist you in this war. We are under siege from enemy forces already, and we have no desire to provoke Blood Feud with Dreadfire on top of that. We urge you to settle your differences with AMF peaceably. Dreadfire may be evil, but he can at least be reasoned with, unlike most Kraven commanders.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OOC: In other news, the Naviran RPer has no idea about NS RPing conventions (even a terrorist attack must be OKed by the victim) and that unless RPed properly, nukes are quite possibly the dumbest part of a roleplay.

Please do us a favour and come back when you've familiarised yourself with the rules and conventions here. It's not that hard to learn.

BRETTONIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY
Official Statement

Since the beginning of the now-concluded Kraven Campaign, we have stood firm with the Freeks as a strong ally. Should the Warchief request it, we are prepared to offer a 'black check' of military support in this incident.