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Hello all who read this,

I am the Comrade Premier of the Empire of Extremist Communism. I am located in the UN ALLIANCE region along with my other comrade nations. My nation has only just been created but I hold plans for the most powerful weapon in the world. If you don't believe me, check this website to see the remains of a planet after my prototype shot it:
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/news/explosion.gif
Now that your satisified and believe me, I ask that you join me in my region;
The True Communist Empire
Together, we nations can control the world! If we are ever attacked my new fleet of annihilator class destroyers are ready for battle. I also ask that if you are to join my region, you change your Government to Communism.

Thankyou,

Comrade Premier Gorbanin

... And the world exhaled, and got back to business.

Hello all who read this,

I am the Comrade Premier of the Empire of Extremist Communism. I am located in the UN ALLIANCE region along with my other comrade nations. My nation has only just been created but I hold plans for the most powerful weapon in the world. If you don't believe me, check this website to see the remains of a planet after my prototype shot it:
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/news/explosion.gif
Now that your satisified and believe me, I ask that you join me in my region;
The True Communist Empire
Together, we nations can control the world! If we are ever attacked my new fleet of annihilator class destroyers are ready for battle. I also ask that if you are to join my region, you change your Government to Communism.

Thankyou,

Comrade Premier Gorbanin

The Nebarri Empire belives it best we crush your pathetic nation before it becomes a danger to itself. we are sending a fleet of 30 old Cheops class ships filled with Replicators to your nation. if that is not enough we will attack in full force

Disregard Gorbanin's somewhat subtle threat. He is as he says, a new nation, and does not realise his place in UN Alliance. The problem will be rectified. We are a peaceful region and are not warmongers.

Thank you.

General Carbonik

The Nebarri Empire belives it best we crush your pathetic nation before it becomes a danger to itself. we are sending a fleet of 30 old Cheops class ships filled with Replicators to your nation. if that is not enough we will attack in full force

As the Regional Delegate for UN Alliance I thank you Nebarri_Prime for standing down and realizing that the young countryman made a foolish error. I thank you for maintaining peace. If you have further problems with that nation please feel free to let me know.

Prime Czar Kluz

Hello all who read this,

I am the Comrade Premier of the Empire of Extremist Communism. I am located in the UN ALLIANCE region along with my other comrade nations. My nation has only just been created but I hold plans for the most powerful weapon in the world. If you don't believe me, check this website to see the remains of a planet after my prototype shot it:
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/news/explosion.gif
Now that your satisified and believe me, I ask that you join me in my region;
The True Communist Empire
Together, we nations can control the world! If we are ever attacked my new fleet of annihilator class destroyers are ready for battle. I also ask that if you are to join my region, you change your Government to Communism.

Thankyou,

Comrade Premier Gorbanin

Thank you for that peace of comedy, but you're in the wrong thread for amusing anecdotes.

Hello all who read this,

I am the Comrade Premier of the Empire of Extremist Communism. I am located in the UN ALLIANCE region along with my other comrade nations. My nation has only just been created but I hold plans for the most powerful weapon in the world. If you don't believe me, check this website to see the remains of a planet after my prototype shot it:
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/news/explosion.gif
Now that your satisified and believe me, I ask that you join me in my region;
The True Communist Empire
Together, we nations can control the world! If we are ever attacked my new fleet of annihilator class destroyers are ready for battle. I also ask that if you are to join my region, you change your Government to Communism.

Thankyou,

Comrade Premier Gorbanin

The Republic of Osagyefo DECLARES War :sniper: on Extremist Communism before its plans to "control the world" become an affront to the national security of Osagyefo.

This is getting better and better.

This is getting better and better.

No. It resembles every other noob thread in which some nation claims to have the most powerful weapon In Th3 World!