NationStates Jolt Archive


Crushed by the iron heel of repression: J.L. cracks down on Scientologists

-Magdha-
01-02-2006, 03:31
RB City, Roach-Busters

While most faiths were tolerated in RB, and people of almost all religions mixed amicably and cordially, there were a select few that were not only strictly outlawed, but punishable by death. Among the banned faiths were Satanism, Christian Identity, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Scientology. Imperator J.L. I had a personal vendetta against them all. He found Satanists "blasphemous and loathsome," Christian Identity "spreaders of communism," Jehovah's Witnesses "a pain in the ass," and Scientologists "pagan, mindless drones, unworthy of life." Most people of these faiths had long ago been thrown into dungeons or publicly executed. Few remained, and of these few, few were brazen or stupid enough to proclaim their faith openly. A few Scientologists found the courage - or lacked the brains - to keep quiet, and found themselves being driven to a public square.

Amid throngs of ecstatic cheering, several black vans with tinted, bulletproof windows rolled along the street, as policemen mounted on horseback struggled to hold back the masses of thousands of supporters, who were trying to go onto the road, open the back doors of the vans, and haul out their prisoners. RB flags were prominently displayed, as the people chanted with an ardently patriotic fervor: "Long live Papa! Death to Scientology! Long live Papa! Death to Scientology!" Many placed their hands on their hearts and sang the national anthem. So moved were they by the deeply revered patriotic hymn that there was scarcely a dry eye in the place. Jeers, taunts, and cackles greeted the vans as they drove past; not jeers, taunts, or cackles directed toward the drivers, but toward the prisoners.

The excitement displayed previously seemed like lukewarm apathy in contrast to the nearly fanatical, rabid excitement that now gripped the crowd. For, standing tall in the backseat of a car, waving to the assembled masses, garbed in his military attire, was the Imperator they so dearly loved. Guns fired in the air, flags waved, pro-government slogans were shouted, lovestruck young women fainted, and people threw roses and confetti into the street. Not even Elvis Presley could elicit an audience reaction such as this, even if surrounded by awe-struck, gawking young girls.

"Hello, everyone, hello," the Imperator said, with a warm, fatherly demeanor and a gentle, pleasant smile.

People waved portraits of the Imperator and/or flags, as they shouted, "Long live the Papa J.L.! Long live Papa J.L.! Long live Papa J.L.!" over and over again, as if in a trance. Actually, they were entranced, by the Imperator's majestic, dynamic presence and their undying love of him.

Finally, the black vans drifted to a stop in the center of the town square, in front of a massive wooden stage that was 10 feet tall, rectangular, and 340 x 1,200 feet. The backs of the vans were opened up, and soldiers and policemen hauled the prisoners out, dragging them like animal carcasses. The crowd booed, hissed, cursed, and ranted at the prisoners. Several people mooned them, flipped them off, or even threw stones at them, until the Imperator raised his hand and calmly motioned for them to stop. They complied at once.

There were about seventy Scientologists, transported by four overcrowded vans whose interiors reeked of tension-induced sweat, body odor, and the putrid stench of leftism. The prisoners, weak, deathly thin, malnourished, almost skeletal, were in shackles. They were viciously dragged onto the top of the stage.

The Imperator exited the car, climbed atop the stage, and asked the adoring crowd, "What shall be the fate of these swine?"

The reply, uttered by every single one of the hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of assembled people, was unanimous: "Death!"

Smiling, the Imperator gave a slight nod of his head, drew his battle sword, and, as if possessed, embarked on a berserk, bloodthirsty, crazed killing spree, slicing and dicing the prisoners, hacking limbs, spewing blood, spilling guts, and drenching the stage in gore. The audience laughed uproariously, as if watching the funniest movie ever made. The Scientologists whimpered in agony as they watched their brethren being dismantled by the Imperator, before being lobbed to pieces themselves. Heads were lobbed off. Bodies were severed. Blood drizzled and sprayed everywhere. Bloody limbs piled up. Organs splattered. And the crowd went wild.

Finally, every single one of the prisoners was in several dozen mangled pieces. Many of the people in the crowd had laughed so hard they urinated in their pants. The odor of laughter-induced urine filled the air, but the people were so overjoyed they barely noticed it.

As Shooban and Turta slaves cleaned up the mess (all the while being beaten and whipped by guards), the Imperator bade the crowd farewell with a friendly wave, stepped back into the car, and was driven away, followed by the four black vans.

As they drove away, they were followed by cries of: "We love you, Papa!"
The Parthians
01-02-2006, 03:40
Official Statement from the Shah

Marvelous work my friend, I purchased the DVD of the event, and will just say, beautifully done, excellent form, and how the crowd loved it. Its quickly becoming a bestseller in Parthia.

-Shah Khosru III
-Magdha-
01-02-2006, 03:42
"Best...seller? My friend, please have everyone demand their money back. There is no reason one of my closest allies, and its people, should not receive these DVDs for free."

--Imperator J.L. I--
Jenrak
01-02-2006, 03:47
How amusing. We certainly will be selling this in stores and pay homeless people to sell these.
~Drakthaz
Pacitalia
01-02-2006, 03:58
Once again, you have shown your wisdom, my dear friend. I commend you for stamping out the idiocy and intellectual obfuscation caused by this subversive anti-Christian activity. I also commend you for your ability to handle the situation without causing the deaths of any innocents. The Pacitalian government needs to crack down on subversive activities in the same manner as our noble friends in the Holy Empire.

Marco Quirinamo, MPP
Leader of the Partia di Traditionale
Amazonian Beasts
01-02-2006, 03:59
The Federation applauds Roach-Busters's acitons, and was joyfully pleased and delighted in watching the footage. We encourage your nation to keep up the good work.

FedAB Foreign Affairs Ministry
The Transylvania
01-02-2006, 04:05
Two thumbs up! Call next time you want somebody hacked off. Okay? ~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf
The Treians
01-02-2006, 05:40
The Treian Empire

Greetings Imperator J.L I, I am Malachi Nara, Emperor of the Treian Empire, new to the world stage. I am curious about your methods of 'termination of undesireables'. If I may ask, why do you tire yourself in the slaughter of these peoples? Surely you have troops to carry out such executions, and surely these fools do not deserve to be killed by you personally.

Also, in regards to some other interesting things. If I may ask, what are Shoobans and Turta, could you send me some documents or documentations regarding these peoples? They appear to be the serf-class of your nation.

If you would be so kind to respond, I and my Empire would be most honored.

Signed,
Emperor Malachi Nara
The Treian Empire
Jenrak
01-02-2006, 05:57
The Treian Empire

Greetings Imperator J.L I, I am Malachi Nara, Emperor of the Treian Empire, new to the world stage. I am curious about your methods of 'termination of undesireables'. If I may ask, why do you tire yourself in the slaughter of these peoples? Surely you have troops to carry out such executions, and surely these fools do not deserve to be killed by you personally.

Also, in regards to some other interesting things. If I may ask, what are Shoobans and Turta, could you send me some documents or documentations regarding these peoples? They appear to be the serf-class of your nation.

If you would be so kind to respond, I and my Empire would be most honored.

Signed,
Emperor Malachi Nara
The Treian Empire

The Shoobans are the people of lost honour, fallen into disgrace. Henceforth they are slaves from a faraway land.
~Drakthaz
Kahanistan
01-02-2006, 06:30
OOC: Shoobans. (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Shooban) Turtas. (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Turta)

IC:

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan condemns the execution of Roach-Busterian citizens for practicing their religion.

While I myself have repeatedly been annoyed by the spectacle of Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door begging for spare change, the death penalty ought to be reserved for only the most heinous of crimes. That does not include belonging to an unpopular, blasphemous, or even downright stupid religion.

In the future, we urge that prisoners of religion be allowed to keep their faith as long as they do not proselytize, in other words, be allowed to believe what they will as long as they do not try to convert Christians. While we consider even the restriction of prosetylism to be offensive to human rights, it is far less so than killing those whose only difference from the rest of society is that they believe in Xenu or Satan instead of God, Allah, Jesus, or Elvis.

May whatever god or gods there are, if there is a god at all, open your heart to the torments that these people must have undergone to be hewed in pieces and to watch their co-religionists suffer the same ghastly fate.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
-Magdha-
01-02-2006, 18:39
"While we commend Kahanistan for voicing its concerns openly and honestly, we flatly refuse to heed their suggestions. Scientologists are the lowest of fools- they follow a man-made religion, founded by a science fiction writer, for goodness' sake! Surely such scum are unworthy of life?"

--Imperator J.L. I--
Zackaroth
01-02-2006, 19:43
We agree with Roach-Bustiers outlawing that insane piece of cow poo of a relgion but we don't agree with there ways of dealing with it. why not try and "persuade" them to believe things your way. Nothing better than turning your enemy to your own cause.



High Leader of Zackaroth

James Aimless von Strangaild.
-Magdha-
01-02-2006, 19:47
"Tried it, doesn't work."

--Imperator J.L. I--
Yurka
01-02-2006, 20:40
Official Response from Noble House Sambra
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Ah just when I thought the art of swordsmanship was doomed to a slow downward spiral I see your grace using it in such a functional and eye-catching manner! Surely you've given those Scientologists than what your people would have given them. It is no wonder that your people cheer your name and praise you so! Surely you could give myself, along with the international community a few pointers on how you manage to use your sword so skillfully?

Rhue Sombra,
Yurkan House Sambra
-Magdha-
01-02-2006, 21:59
"One word, my friend: practice."

--Imperator J.L. I--
Yurka
01-02-2006, 22:12
Official Response from Noble House Sambra
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I suppose I will need to aquire some practice material then. More than likely I would like to start with something like Shoobans or Turtas, which would you think would work best for a beginner? On that note I would need to aquire some... Hmm well needless to say you've given me quite alot of insight into the workings of a real swordsman and ruler. I thank you.

Rhue Sombra,
Yurkan House Sambra
Rejistania
03-02-2006, 15:08
Religion is just one sign of the individual kansu, not of the simu. Which means the urge to contact a higher being and to live under its guide is inherent to humans and does not (as any kansuic properties) change the individual honour, the simu. All religions point to God, despite quite an amount being created by humans: the Baha'i religion by Bab, the parsic religion by Zarathustra, Zen by Bodhidharma, the Mormonic fatih by John Smith and the Sikh faith by Nanak to list just a few. If they are inspired by the Kansu, this is not a bad thing since the cosmic order may show itself in different forms and even though there might be a different quality, it is not possible for us humans to find out which are better and worse in the perception of the cosmic order. As long as the kansu and simu of others is not affected, religions therefore must be tolerated because one risks to lose one's kansu if in the toheri (the next form of existence about we are unable to say something except of what religion tells us) it comes out that the religion you cracked down on is one more compatible with the cosmic order. So seeing that there is equally much proof for the compatibility of the different religions, we request you to change to a more tolerant way.

ISOR,
Kamete~n Sa~oen,
high priest of the Tenhy-inikresaistic temple