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01-02-2006, 02:31
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King Christos II sat upon his throne, staring at the television monitor as it displayed his islands beaches, its waters, its forests, and the glorious mountain range that ran down the center of the island, all the while the tacky voice over growing more annoying. Christos rolled his eyes as he waved to one of his servants to turn it off.

"A bit cheesy, don't you think?" Christos said as he looked toward one of his advisors, a man named Philip. While the King was a tall, dark haired, and muscular man in his twenties, Philip was the opposite. Squat, rotund, and balding, Philip waddled toward the King.

"Ah, but sir, our market research analysis suggests that something like this sells."

"Look, Philip. When my father was King, I traveled the world. I prepared for the day that I should become King and open the borders of this island for all to enjoy it, and so that we might expand our ... influence to other nations. And though it may seem a trivial matter, change the damn advertisement. Make it a tad bit dramatic, perhaps. Hell, just get rid of that annoying voice. We want to draw people here, not frighten them away."

"Yes, m'Lord... By the by, your appointment with General Marhko is in ten minutes. Shall I inform him you're in an unpleasant mood and he should return at a later date?"

"No, Philip. It is fine, send him in. We need to discuss our expansion, and our influence on other nations. Also, inform me when the High Inquisitor returns with the Aequatian envoy. We have much to discuss."