Tony Freakin Danza
31-01-2006, 20:50
The massive city which had taken eight days to complete had now finished completion of its newest district. It was to be called the Embassy District of Tony Freakin Danza, and would house all foreign delegates living within Tony Freakin Danzas Holy Empire, something which would have been unheard of in the previous two generations. Foreigners were considered filthy and barbaric, and any coming remotely close to Tony freakin Danza territory were killed on sight, or captured and never seen by the outside world again. This was of course, to keep the people of Yurka safe, something which was no longer necessary with its currently amassed power. To help cement this power though, they would need help from the very people they had tried so hard to keep out; foreigners.
The district was to be housed in one of the old political domes dotting the cityscape, and as such would be expected to hold upwards of two hundred thousand people. If, by some chance they needed more room, they could simply kick some of the businesses out in the lower levels to make room. Of course there would be rules for ambassadors living in the city, as foreign civilians were still never allowed within the country's limits, but such rules could be addressed later.
The interior of the domed building was massive, with numerous interior gardens specially designated courts to sell goods and services. It was a rather expensive undertaking, but in the Holy Empire of Tony Freakin Danza arrogance to impress foreigners, they would spare no expense. In fact, the entire building cost nearly half a trillion USD, more than most military budgets and low-class cities combined. The defensive grids themselves comprised entire floors of armed security to make sure no terrorist attacks ever happened to shame the government. In some ways it could be considered a prison, since none of the delegates would ever be able to leave without a small contingent of Tony Freakin Danzas Norris guardians watching over them.
Thus, the message to Tony Freakin Danzas potential allies was finally sent out...
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Message to International Community
Greetings and good will to you, our foreign neighbors in the world. Recently it has come to our attention that to better improve our international image, and perhaps to shape an image in many cases, we would need to allow foreign delegations to enter our nation. Along with this, we are also currently looking into alliances, trade proposals, and working with others to create numerous scientific projects in our nation's agenda. So in an effort to accomodate all of these things, we would like to begin the transfer of ambassadors and embassies.
All delegations are please asked to make sure that they bring no more than five hundred military personel per nation, and that no biological or viral weapons are brought along. Other than that any weaponry availiable is allowed, however we must ask that you rely on us for transport, as Tony Freakin Danza houses upwards of nine million people, it is far too easy to get lost, and seeing as we do not want to microchip your delegates or have them barcoded like our own citizens, they will not be allowed to travel around without two guides present per person. If this is not acceptable we are willing to negotiate.
Thankyou for your interest in our nation, and if you wish you may pre-select one of the 120 floors for your delegation in advance, and state if you are willing to share the floor with delegations from other countries or if you plan to use the entire floor for yourselves.
Sincerely,
Tony Freakin Danza, Holy Emperor
Chuck Norris, Freakin Defense
Vin Diesel, All around stand up guy
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The district was to be housed in one of the old political domes dotting the cityscape, and as such would be expected to hold upwards of two hundred thousand people. If, by some chance they needed more room, they could simply kick some of the businesses out in the lower levels to make room. Of course there would be rules for ambassadors living in the city, as foreign civilians were still never allowed within the country's limits, but such rules could be addressed later.
The interior of the domed building was massive, with numerous interior gardens specially designated courts to sell goods and services. It was a rather expensive undertaking, but in the Holy Empire of Tony Freakin Danza arrogance to impress foreigners, they would spare no expense. In fact, the entire building cost nearly half a trillion USD, more than most military budgets and low-class cities combined. The defensive grids themselves comprised entire floors of armed security to make sure no terrorist attacks ever happened to shame the government. In some ways it could be considered a prison, since none of the delegates would ever be able to leave without a small contingent of Tony Freakin Danzas Norris guardians watching over them.
Thus, the message to Tony Freakin Danzas potential allies was finally sent out...
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Message to International Community
Greetings and good will to you, our foreign neighbors in the world. Recently it has come to our attention that to better improve our international image, and perhaps to shape an image in many cases, we would need to allow foreign delegations to enter our nation. Along with this, we are also currently looking into alliances, trade proposals, and working with others to create numerous scientific projects in our nation's agenda. So in an effort to accomodate all of these things, we would like to begin the transfer of ambassadors and embassies.
All delegations are please asked to make sure that they bring no more than five hundred military personel per nation, and that no biological or viral weapons are brought along. Other than that any weaponry availiable is allowed, however we must ask that you rely on us for transport, as Tony Freakin Danza houses upwards of nine million people, it is far too easy to get lost, and seeing as we do not want to microchip your delegates or have them barcoded like our own citizens, they will not be allowed to travel around without two guides present per person. If this is not acceptable we are willing to negotiate.
Thankyou for your interest in our nation, and if you wish you may pre-select one of the 120 floors for your delegation in advance, and state if you are willing to share the floor with delegations from other countries or if you plan to use the entire floor for yourselves.
Sincerely,
Tony Freakin Danza, Holy Emperor
Chuck Norris, Freakin Defense
Vin Diesel, All around stand up guy
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