NationStates Jolt Archive

I've decided that Yurka needs more space, and seeing as my nation has just come out of isolationism I feel that invading a smaller nation would help bolster our international presence and give us a secondary location to set up a base of opperations for future military ventures. Of course we'd also use it to build industrial weaponry and the like. We're PMT and are mainly interested in invading a nation which is either on a penninsula or is completely surrounded by water. Any takers?

you can try to invade us but we will kill u and call our allies.

If you don't mind joining a dogpile, I'm currently under attack already. We have a few peninsulas and a huge coastline, so it'll seem a little like an island, and your IC politics seem to fit well... Of course, with three nations twice my size helping you invade, it might turn out rather boring with your near-constant almost assured victories...

I'll check in on it.

Alright it has been decided that Czardas has exactly what the Eternal Empire of Yurka is interested in as far as a nation is concerned. I only wonder where its exact location is on earth geographically speaking, but other than that I'll try to get in with my naval fleet. Of course we'll need to make sure that your enemies allow us access to most of Czardas if we assist them, if not we might have to stand back and just watch from the sidelines.


Besides, you look like a scrapper.

I only wonder where its exact location is on earth geographically speaking, but other than that I'll try to get in with my naval fleet.
Well... taking the NS Earth as being a good deal larger than the RL earth, with a comparable scale... Czardas is Israel transposed about 400 km northwards and expanded by a factor of about 20.


Besides, you look like a scrapper.
Damn straight. :D

Well... taking the NS Earth as being a good deal larger than the RL earth, with a comparable scale... Czardas is Israel transposed about 400 km northwards and expanded by a factor of about 20.


Makes me wonder about your claim that you did the entire thing in paint. ;)

Don't worry though, your people will make good subjects for the Eternal Emperor. Probably going to have to rebuild whats left of CAMERA once we take over though... Along with all the other cities. No not rebuild... Improve upon... Yeeeeeah...

Probably going to install some puppet guy and put him on our puppet House of Nobles to trick some of your people into thinking they have some type of say in the Empire of Yurka. It'll probably net the non-jaded ones.

Oh we'll also need to plan a huge parade! Yeah... Taking over Czardas will take alot of planning... I'll probably need to use some soldiers though what with free will and all.

I'll have to say this: Get all your ducks in a row (including whether or not the RP is closed) or you might find a nasty surprise from Czardas's allies.

My main country is about to get involved in a pretty fierce war, but this one hasn't done anything yet. I might have to get in to side with Czardas and force you to reconsider your ambitions.

The RP was open when I joined it... and it was open when I left, which was a few days ago, due to IC issues (namely that two established military superpowers were about to invade me and I had to pull out of Czardas both to pacify them and defend myself) ... of course, if too many people join in on Czardas's side, I can always just come back... ;)

Don't worry though, your people will make good subjects for the Eternal Emperor. Probably going to have to rebuild whats left of CAMERA once we take over though... Along with all the other cities. No not rebuild... Improve upon... Yeeeeeah...
No-one can improve on a city that's been around for 4,000 years (like Mariosz). Also, blow up too many cities and I might start to get annoyed with you. You haven't met the CNAF. ;)


Probably going to install some puppet guy and put him on our puppet House of Nobles to trick some of your people into thinking they have some type of say in the Empire of Yurka. It'll probably net the non-jaded ones.
...Well, all I can say is: he had better like watching people protest, because if they even get a hint that they're not being allowed to participate in the direct democratic system, you'll have 1.9-odd billion angry citizens stomping around burning flags, waving signs, and such like; they'll probably continue revolting and win your army over with large quantities of legal recreational drugs until you all get sick of the place or too stoned to care about ruling anymore. :p

Oh we'll also need to plan a huge parade! Yeah... Taking over Czardas will take alot of planning... I'll probably need to use some soldiers though what with free will and all.
Well, soldiers might be helpful....

The RP was open when I joined it... and it was open when I left, which was a few days ago, due to IC issues (namely that two established military superpowers were about to invade me and I had to pull out of Czardas both to pacify them and defend myself) ... of course, if too many people join in on Czardas's side, I can always just come back... ;)Of course, if too many people get in against Czardas, I can always just say screw it and bring myself into the mix, though I wouldn't use both Sarzonia and Majeristan.

No-one can improve on a city that's been around for 4,000 years (like Mariosz). Also, blow up too many cities and I might start to get annoyed with you. You haven't met the CNAF. ;)

Psh I'm sure I can find some way to improve upon the cities. Perhaps add a few nifty-looking military facilities and Super Malls. Perhaps a high-rise there right next to one of our monuments dedicated to one of our past nearly-fifty Emperor/Empresses. Oh and we'll need to move in our Super-Corporations so that they can legally worm their way into your society. Hopefully we can just hide any eyesores, but most aethetically unpleasing areas will probably have to be spoofed up to our standards.

...Well, all I can say is: he had better like watching people protest, because if they even get a hint that they're not being allowed to participate in the direct democratic system, you'll have 1.9-odd billion angry citizens stomping around burning flags, waving signs, and such like; they'll probably continue revolting and win your army over with large quantities of legal recreational drugs until you all get sick of the place or too stoned to care about ruling anymore. :p

Ah hah! Thats where you're wrong! Children need to be in school, lest they all be expelled! Not to mention comatose hospital patients and the elderly. Do you really trust leaving them alone with your things? I think not. Also your people need to sleep sometime, so those riots will probably not even come near 1.5 Billion. :cool: Check and Mate.

As long as they don't do any of those recreational drugs on duty is alright. If they do they'll be sent to our massive prison which will be built in your nation. Seeing as technically you don't allow prisons by the looks of it, we'll just call it international territory to get by that and keep everyone happy. We'll also need to put political prisoners there too.

Well, soldiers might be helpful....

Well if you say so. I was just going to send in a canoe full of drunken diplomats and hope that they could convince you. Though if you really think I'll need to resort to soldiers I'll look into what kind of fleet would be necessary. Yep.

While I do feel like being invaded, I suspect I'm a bit more than you're looking for: A war between Juumanistra and Yurka would be one of national survival, a titanic struggle between two leviathons. Well, that and the fact that and PMT and I don't play all that well together.

Oh well. Such is life.