WalCHINAmart
30-01-2006, 03:43
Memorandum
From: Office of Cultural Affairs
To: People of WalCHINAmart
We the people of WalCHINAmart have taken steps to prevent Toby Keith's intellectual pollution of our fine corporation by implementing an emergency decree.
Citizens shall abide by these rules:
1. Never be in possession of Toby Keith music, memorabilia, etc.
2. Toby Keith music will not be played on any media device.
3. Toby Keith shall be henceforth refered to as "The Fat Slovenly One"
By following these simple rules, our great corporation will return to its natural state of excellence. Further, our new cultural ambassador, Kevin Federline will serve as the proper model for all creative efforts. All cultural expression will edify our great Corporation of the People.
That is all.
Mun Yi Bags
CEO, WalCHINAmart
From: Office of Cultural Affairs
To: People of WalCHINAmart
We the people of WalCHINAmart have taken steps to prevent Toby Keith's intellectual pollution of our fine corporation by implementing an emergency decree.
Citizens shall abide by these rules:
1. Never be in possession of Toby Keith music, memorabilia, etc.
2. Toby Keith music will not be played on any media device.
3. Toby Keith shall be henceforth refered to as "The Fat Slovenly One"
By following these simple rules, our great corporation will return to its natural state of excellence. Further, our new cultural ambassador, Kevin Federline will serve as the proper model for all creative efforts. All cultural expression will edify our great Corporation of the People.
That is all.
Mun Yi Bags
CEO, WalCHINAmart