WalCHINAmart
28-01-2006, 23:40
Los Angeles (AP) A cartel of drug runners has been apprehended after being caught smuggling prescription drugs from Canada into the People's Corporation of WalCHINAmart, the WalCHINAmart TV network announced today.
"These crooks who are trying to force us back into our communist ways with their ideas about universal health care have been dealt with appropriately," Ambassador Mun Yi Bags was reported to have said late Friday night.
In an official report, the smugglers were said to have been absorbed into the company "Associate" staff while the confiscated booty was said to be quickly stocked on WalCHINAmart shelves in the name of the Great Consumer Revolution.
"These crooks who are trying to force us back into our communist ways with their ideas about universal health care have been dealt with appropriately," Ambassador Mun Yi Bags was reported to have said late Friday night.
In an official report, the smugglers were said to have been absorbed into the company "Associate" staff while the confiscated booty was said to be quickly stocked on WalCHINAmart shelves in the name of the Great Consumer Revolution.