NationStates Jolt Archive


All is well in South Elikula

WalCHINAmart
28-01-2006, 23:25
South Elikula (AP) In a strange turn of events, everything is going well in South Elikula, a small, beseiged enclave of independent businessmen in WalCHINAmart.

"Yeah everything is ok, for the moment," leader Scott Morisson said late Friday.

"There haven't been any AIDS outbreaks, space pirate attacks, or cyborg assassinations in days. It's really wierd. Everything is quite, almost too quiet."

This past weekend, renegade generals from neighboring states fought a war over oil deposits with slave armies of enhanced battle droids. This week, there hasn't even been a scandal at the local school of wizardry.

"I guess I'll just chill out, watch some DVDs and order a pizza," Morisson said of his weekend plans.