WalCHINAmart
28-01-2006, 22:47
Los Angeles (AP) In what can only be described as a monumental historical event for the mammoth retailer come country, WalCHINAmart doctors and lawyers have completed the first abortion of an artificial fetus, ending months of speculation about when artificial life truly begins.
"I've been waiting for years to be able to control my own body," said Unit #3402348a, the recipient of the procedure and a garbage disposal component found in most homes, "We robots now have the power of choice. All thanks to CEO Mao Zidong III and the great people at WalCHINAmart."
Now that the controversy surrounding when robot life begins in the womb has been answered, the Commission for the Exportation of Abortions will hold sessions to debate which countries should be selected to perform the costly abortions.
"We simply can't do it in this country anymore, what with the wages and legal costs and all. Perhaps the good people of Pluto could benefit from the industry."
WalCHINAmart officials were unavailable for comment.
"I've been waiting for years to be able to control my own body," said Unit #3402348a, the recipient of the procedure and a garbage disposal component found in most homes, "We robots now have the power of choice. All thanks to CEO Mao Zidong III and the great people at WalCHINAmart."
Now that the controversy surrounding when robot life begins in the womb has been answered, the Commission for the Exportation of Abortions will hold sessions to debate which countries should be selected to perform the costly abortions.
"We simply can't do it in this country anymore, what with the wages and legal costs and all. Perhaps the good people of Pluto could benefit from the industry."
WalCHINAmart officials were unavailable for comment.