Allanea
28-01-2006, 14:55
OOC: If you want this to be in the main war thread, Antanjyl, I will re-post it there. If you want though, you can post in this one.
IC:
POW camp
The work was relatively easy. The POW quarters were built from pre-made sections, while the Allaneans built fences, minefields, and guard towers around the camp. The prisoners were given bright-orange uniforms, warm enough to live in the heated prisoner quarters or for a short stroll outside, and certainly better then an Antanjyl combat uniform, but not any good for long-term survival in the cold of Antanjyl.
The Allaneans, as they promised, delivered 21-inch color televisions for the quarters – one for every twenty people, as well as a variety of DVD’s for them to watch. Those were more carefully chosen then the Antanjyli imagined. They involved films such as ‘The Postman’, ‘Patriot’, ‘Stargate’ – all various spins on the idea of individual liberty. Films such as ‘Equilibrium’, ‘The Matrix’, and even ‘Star Trek: Insurrection’ were favored for the same reason.
There were also study programs. All the illiterate prisoners were ordered to attend remedial English and reading/writing programs, lasting eight hours a day. Punishments – comparatively mild, similar to ones in a western Boot Camp – were available to those who didn’t do their homework. It was all like a school, one could say – except the teachers had assault rifles and you couldn’t leave unless you wanted to step on a landmine.
If you were literate, you would not have it easier. Allaneans had a variety of courses for them as well. They were consciously aware that the literate were the upper crust of the Antanjil society… so if anyting, more effort had to be spent educating them. Thus, courses on Civics, History, and Literature were introduced – and all were mandatory.
Sergeant-Major Lew Bernhardt was one of the people teaching the Civics course. There were forty Antanjyli in his opening class – way too much for comfort, and he was sure some of them might try to rush him and do some of the acts of violence that prisoners of war try to do on their guards. He also knew he was secretly packing three handguns and that there were six heavily armed Marines outside the wooden building. So he could afford to be nice and friendly.
“My friends! Welcome to Sergeant Bernhardt’s one and only civics class, best civics class in Antanjyl! You already know that eventually, this war is going to be over. Eventually, you people will be all free. But you also know what your government did. They killed millions of innocent people. It is the goal of the United States Government – the reason why we even bothered with this war – that the next Antanjyli government does not kill so many innocents.
You are by all measures the best of Antanjyl. You are the only ones who came out and fought for your nation. Emperor Galf was too much a wussy to come here and take on the armed might of Allaneans. And the fact you are the best means that, after war, you’ll be possibly the most influential part of Antanjyl society. Have any of you read Kipling?”
There was silence.
“I see now. Kipling has an excellent poem just about this. It is titled “Kitchener’s School.”
The sergeant paced back and forth through the classroom, his voice mesmerisingly rhythmical:
Oh, Hubshee, carry your shoes in your hand and bow your head on your breast!
This is the message of Kitchener who did not break you in jest.
It was permitted to him to fulfil the long-appointed years;
Reaching the end ordained of old over your dead Emirs.
Back and forth, back and forth paced the Sergeant, his cane knocking on the wooden floor in rhythm, the ancient lyrics hanging in the air, their meaning hanging in the heads of those who listened for long after he was done.
He stamped only before your walls, and the Tomb ye knew was dust:
He gathered up under his armpits all the swords of your trust:
He set a guard on your granaries, securing the weak from the strong:
He said:—“Go work the waterwheels that were abolished so long.”
Somewhere out there, they knew, the Antalian palace was a smoking crater. Scandavian missiles screamed through the air, demolishing AA embankments and military factories. And here was the Allanean drill sergeant – teaching them instead of wreaking the fury of Allanea upon them.
He said:—“Go safely, being abased. I have accomplished my vow.
That was the mercy of Kitchener. Cometh his madness now!
He does not desire as ye desire, nor devise as ye devise:
He is preparing a second host—an army to make you wise.
They did not know it, but back in Allanea, speeches were given, donations made, and many gave to the effort – not just the military. The Salvation Army, the Baptist Church of Allanea, the Scientologists were on their way, in private jets and cruise ships. Hundreds of book cases were loaded into the military cargo aircraft, mixed in with te boxes of artillery shells and grenades. The Allanean Kentucky Department of Education sponsored a hundred teachers to travel to Antanjyl. This was going to be huge.
Not at the mouth of his clean-lipped guns shall ye learn his name again,
But letter by letter, from Kaf to Kaf, at the mouths of his chosen men.
He has gone back to his own city, not seeking presents or bribes,
But openly asking the English for money to buy you Hakims and scribes.
Knowing that ye are forfeit by battle and have no right to live,
He begs for money to bring you learning—and all the English give.
It is their treasure—it is their pleasure—thus are their hearts inclined:
For Allah created the English mad—the maddest of all mankind!
General North was on the phone with Congressmen and Senators, private donors and school managers, every chartiable group he could find. He understood there would soon be more POW’s – and more POW’s should not be a burden on the Allaneans, but a better opportunity.
They do not consider the Meaning of Things; they consult not creed nor clan.
Behold, they clap the slave on the back, and behold, he ariseth a man!
They terribly carpet the earth with dead, and before their cannon cool,
They walk unarmed by twos and threes to call the living to school.
How is this reason (which is their reason) to judge a scholar’s worth,
By casting a ball at three straight sticks and defending the same with a fourth?
But this they do (which is doubtless a spell) and other matters more strange,
Until, by the operation of years, the hearts of their scholars change:
Till these make come and go great boats or engines upon the rail
(But always the English watch near by to prop them when they fail);
Till these make laws of their own choice and Judges of their own blood;
And all the mad English obey the judges and say that that Law is good.
Somewhere above them, more and more aircraft roared on descent, bringing not only more cruise missiles to fire on those who were still fighting, but books about history, writings by the best of thinkers and poets, books about Common law and jury nullification, freedom of speech and the abolitionist movement. Perhaps, in the long run, those were going to be the most powerful weapons of all.
Certainly they were mad from of old; but I think one new thing,
That the magic whereby they work their magic—wherefrom their fortunes spring—
May be that they show all peoples their magic and ask no price in return.
Wherefore, since ye are bond to that magic, O Hubshee, make haste and learn!
Certainly also is Kitchener mad. But one sure thing I know—
If he who broke you be minded to teach you, to his Madrissa go!
Go, and carry your shoes in your hand and bow your head on your breast,
For he who did not slay you in sport, he will not teach you in jest.
The Sergeant stopped, smiling at the Antanjyli.
Certainly, my friends, your side is so far losing this war. And it will continue to lose. This is to be generally expected when fighitng five nations, each of which is bigger, richer, and more economically advanced then Antanjyl. The combined population of Scandavian States, Omzz, Psychotic Psychos, Allanea and Derscon exceeds yours by a factor of over fifteen to one.
But mostly, this conflict is a conflict of cultures. You have seen – we have shown you photographs – what your culture does to it’s lower classes, it’s outcasts, it’s slaves. And you see – you are here – what our culture does to it’s enemies. We try and impart our culture to you – so that when Allanea and her allies finally leave, your people will be our enemies no longer. You will not need our aid to stop another Emperor Galf from coming to power – if you learn from us, you will stop him yourself, and drink vodka over his body.
We will teach you what makes our nations wealthy, and strong, and advanced – so that yours can be that. We will teach you all about fair trials, about free-market economy, about limited government and about all those other things that make nations great – and that will make yours great as well. In fact, we will teach you the things that help nations prevail at war, and in any other kind of contest as well.
Let me start with the most important words, perhaps, of all human history:"
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights…
IC:
POW camp
The work was relatively easy. The POW quarters were built from pre-made sections, while the Allaneans built fences, minefields, and guard towers around the camp. The prisoners were given bright-orange uniforms, warm enough to live in the heated prisoner quarters or for a short stroll outside, and certainly better then an Antanjyl combat uniform, but not any good for long-term survival in the cold of Antanjyl.
The Allaneans, as they promised, delivered 21-inch color televisions for the quarters – one for every twenty people, as well as a variety of DVD’s for them to watch. Those were more carefully chosen then the Antanjyli imagined. They involved films such as ‘The Postman’, ‘Patriot’, ‘Stargate’ – all various spins on the idea of individual liberty. Films such as ‘Equilibrium’, ‘The Matrix’, and even ‘Star Trek: Insurrection’ were favored for the same reason.
There were also study programs. All the illiterate prisoners were ordered to attend remedial English and reading/writing programs, lasting eight hours a day. Punishments – comparatively mild, similar to ones in a western Boot Camp – were available to those who didn’t do their homework. It was all like a school, one could say – except the teachers had assault rifles and you couldn’t leave unless you wanted to step on a landmine.
If you were literate, you would not have it easier. Allaneans had a variety of courses for them as well. They were consciously aware that the literate were the upper crust of the Antanjil society… so if anyting, more effort had to be spent educating them. Thus, courses on Civics, History, and Literature were introduced – and all were mandatory.
Sergeant-Major Lew Bernhardt was one of the people teaching the Civics course. There were forty Antanjyli in his opening class – way too much for comfort, and he was sure some of them might try to rush him and do some of the acts of violence that prisoners of war try to do on their guards. He also knew he was secretly packing three handguns and that there were six heavily armed Marines outside the wooden building. So he could afford to be nice and friendly.
“My friends! Welcome to Sergeant Bernhardt’s one and only civics class, best civics class in Antanjyl! You already know that eventually, this war is going to be over. Eventually, you people will be all free. But you also know what your government did. They killed millions of innocent people. It is the goal of the United States Government – the reason why we even bothered with this war – that the next Antanjyli government does not kill so many innocents.
You are by all measures the best of Antanjyl. You are the only ones who came out and fought for your nation. Emperor Galf was too much a wussy to come here and take on the armed might of Allaneans. And the fact you are the best means that, after war, you’ll be possibly the most influential part of Antanjyl society. Have any of you read Kipling?”
There was silence.
“I see now. Kipling has an excellent poem just about this. It is titled “Kitchener’s School.”
The sergeant paced back and forth through the classroom, his voice mesmerisingly rhythmical:
Oh, Hubshee, carry your shoes in your hand and bow your head on your breast!
This is the message of Kitchener who did not break you in jest.
It was permitted to him to fulfil the long-appointed years;
Reaching the end ordained of old over your dead Emirs.
Back and forth, back and forth paced the Sergeant, his cane knocking on the wooden floor in rhythm, the ancient lyrics hanging in the air, their meaning hanging in the heads of those who listened for long after he was done.
He stamped only before your walls, and the Tomb ye knew was dust:
He gathered up under his armpits all the swords of your trust:
He set a guard on your granaries, securing the weak from the strong:
He said:—“Go work the waterwheels that were abolished so long.”
Somewhere out there, they knew, the Antalian palace was a smoking crater. Scandavian missiles screamed through the air, demolishing AA embankments and military factories. And here was the Allanean drill sergeant – teaching them instead of wreaking the fury of Allanea upon them.
He said:—“Go safely, being abased. I have accomplished my vow.
That was the mercy of Kitchener. Cometh his madness now!
He does not desire as ye desire, nor devise as ye devise:
He is preparing a second host—an army to make you wise.
They did not know it, but back in Allanea, speeches were given, donations made, and many gave to the effort – not just the military. The Salvation Army, the Baptist Church of Allanea, the Scientologists were on their way, in private jets and cruise ships. Hundreds of book cases were loaded into the military cargo aircraft, mixed in with te boxes of artillery shells and grenades. The Allanean Kentucky Department of Education sponsored a hundred teachers to travel to Antanjyl. This was going to be huge.
Not at the mouth of his clean-lipped guns shall ye learn his name again,
But letter by letter, from Kaf to Kaf, at the mouths of his chosen men.
He has gone back to his own city, not seeking presents or bribes,
But openly asking the English for money to buy you Hakims and scribes.
Knowing that ye are forfeit by battle and have no right to live,
He begs for money to bring you learning—and all the English give.
It is their treasure—it is their pleasure—thus are their hearts inclined:
For Allah created the English mad—the maddest of all mankind!
General North was on the phone with Congressmen and Senators, private donors and school managers, every chartiable group he could find. He understood there would soon be more POW’s – and more POW’s should not be a burden on the Allaneans, but a better opportunity.
They do not consider the Meaning of Things; they consult not creed nor clan.
Behold, they clap the slave on the back, and behold, he ariseth a man!
They terribly carpet the earth with dead, and before their cannon cool,
They walk unarmed by twos and threes to call the living to school.
How is this reason (which is their reason) to judge a scholar’s worth,
By casting a ball at three straight sticks and defending the same with a fourth?
But this they do (which is doubtless a spell) and other matters more strange,
Until, by the operation of years, the hearts of their scholars change:
Till these make come and go great boats or engines upon the rail
(But always the English watch near by to prop them when they fail);
Till these make laws of their own choice and Judges of their own blood;
And all the mad English obey the judges and say that that Law is good.
Somewhere above them, more and more aircraft roared on descent, bringing not only more cruise missiles to fire on those who were still fighting, but books about history, writings by the best of thinkers and poets, books about Common law and jury nullification, freedom of speech and the abolitionist movement. Perhaps, in the long run, those were going to be the most powerful weapons of all.
Certainly they were mad from of old; but I think one new thing,
That the magic whereby they work their magic—wherefrom their fortunes spring—
May be that they show all peoples their magic and ask no price in return.
Wherefore, since ye are bond to that magic, O Hubshee, make haste and learn!
Certainly also is Kitchener mad. But one sure thing I know—
If he who broke you be minded to teach you, to his Madrissa go!
Go, and carry your shoes in your hand and bow your head on your breast,
For he who did not slay you in sport, he will not teach you in jest.
The Sergeant stopped, smiling at the Antanjyli.
Certainly, my friends, your side is so far losing this war. And it will continue to lose. This is to be generally expected when fighitng five nations, each of which is bigger, richer, and more economically advanced then Antanjyl. The combined population of Scandavian States, Omzz, Psychotic Psychos, Allanea and Derscon exceeds yours by a factor of over fifteen to one.
But mostly, this conflict is a conflict of cultures. You have seen – we have shown you photographs – what your culture does to it’s lower classes, it’s outcasts, it’s slaves. And you see – you are here – what our culture does to it’s enemies. We try and impart our culture to you – so that when Allanea and her allies finally leave, your people will be our enemies no longer. You will not need our aid to stop another Emperor Galf from coming to power – if you learn from us, you will stop him yourself, and drink vodka over his body.
We will teach you what makes our nations wealthy, and strong, and advanced – so that yours can be that. We will teach you all about fair trials, about free-market economy, about limited government and about all those other things that make nations great – and that will make yours great as well. In fact, we will teach you the things that help nations prevail at war, and in any other kind of contest as well.
Let me start with the most important words, perhaps, of all human history:"
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights…