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The Holy Empire of Tony Freakin Danza will be offering a mail order bride service

Tony Freakin Danza
27-01-2006, 23:33
From the mouth of Tony Freakin Danza:

We are pleased to announce as a way to boost our economy we will be offering a mail order bride service. We can send individual girls or wholesale lots. Prices vary please inquier about pricing and our zero down financing. We will also be open to trades.

We are also pleased to announce for our spring collection, we will have the Kristy Ally model avalible ranging in size her early days to peak obesity.